Granted. He was put into jail for child molestation.

 

I wish for a bunch of experienced and talented team members for my mod.

Granted, but they over-rule you on every decision and it turns into their mod, leaving you a sad, broken-down, crying fool.

 

I wish I was both omniscient and omnipotent.

Granted. You had to destroy the universe to obtain it, so your left in nothingness. Forever.

 

I wish...that Mexicans..would go back to Mexico..AND STAY THERE.

Granted, but you are unable to choose what not to see and have seen me naked.

 

Edit: Granted but the all the Mexican restaurants closed and I am pissed and have beat your ass.

 

I wish that were anti-omniscient blinds on my window.

 

Edit: I wish that were a bunch of fajitas in front me cause I'm hungry.

Granted, but they only work when you're not home.

 

I wish I was able to choose which universe I had to destroy.

 

EDIT: No editing of wishes allowed!

Granted, but you cause a chain reaction destroying every universe.

 

I wish for a new universe after Mitth inadvertently destroyed ours

Granted, but it is ruled by Darth Rob, the evil warlord!

 

I wish that pencil eraser shavings tasted as good as they smelled...

Granted, however your erasers don't erase pencil mistakes now.

 

I wish I knew what half of you were talking about sometimes!

Granted, on the condition that you'll never know what I'm talking about.

 

I wish to be prohibited from participating in this thread anymore.

Granted but you are also prohibited from participating in all the other threads.

 

I wish I had more CD-Rs to burn.

Granted, but they're all scratched up, and won't work in your computer.

 

I wish I had a Giant Taco.

Granted. It falls from the sky and lands on your foot.

 

I wish for animals to not be so...creepy..

Granted, but now you consider socks and hats to be creepy.

 

I wish I found the Fountain of Youth...

Granted, it turns you into a baby and then keeps you from aging.

 

I wish for Wal-Mart to be burned to the ground..

Granted, but now they replace it with a Super-Walmart selling lots of socks and hats (which are very creepy looking )

 

I wish there would be a Star Wars cable channel, showing nothing but the original trilogy movies, 24/7

Granted, however, it would be interrupted every five minutes for a 10-minute commercial break which would attempt to sell long distance phone service and colored pens.

 

I wish I was a Jedi...

Granted. Darth Vader hunts you down and kills you.

 

I wish that Spore was released

Granted, but when it is released it attacks you with its microscopicness.

 

I wish I knew what Spore was...

Granted, but it's not Spore the video game, it's a human flesh consuming spore that turns you into one big mushroom.

 

I wish I had my own person full sized perfectly working Imperial Star Destroyer

 

 

@Rob: you didn't make a follow on wish and Spore

Granted, but without anyone to help pilot it, the ISD Dallas crashes into the sun...

 

I wish I lived in a giant snowglobe...

 

@Tex: I wished to know what Spore was, and you answered it in the link.

Granted, but it's airtight and has no atmosphere within.

 

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wiener.

Granted. But you fall onto th floor at teh factory, and get sent to the dog food plant.

 

I wish I was a we bit less hungry.

Granted, now your really fat, and feeding off of your body instead.

 

I wish a giant taco hadn't landed on my foot

Granted. It landed on your house.

 

I wish that i hadn't been turned into a giant mushroom..

Granted. Now you're a small mushroom.

 

I wish nothing horrible was going to happen.