Granted, but you are forced to dream of me. naked.

 

I wish I could eat moldy ice cream.

Granted, but it gives you crabs.

 

I wish I had x-ray glasses...

Granted, but you just went blind.

 

I wish this thread wasn't so addicting.

Granted, but you become addicted to day time TV ruining your life

 

I wish I didn't have to try and figure out Normal Mapping and just knew the bloody stuff

Granted, but you now have a compulsion to "normal map" everything you see, everywhere you are ... forever (please explain "Normal mapping", I'm only good with a compass ).

 

I wish Def would quit starting addicting topics (Defcon , and such) and concentrate on letting the Empire kick some butt in the NSO thread

Granted, but it's your 'butt' they're kicking.

 

I wish it was July 4th.

Granted, but that would mean too much security to even go driving.

 

I wish I could close this thread.

(I'm a Canuck. Your loss, not mine.)

 

Granted, but we'll make another one just like it.

 

I wish somebody'd send me a copy of the Reloaded Beta.

Granted, but being a Canadian, you might translate it all into French and then confuse the rest of us.

 

I wish it wasn't so bloody hot.

(Hey, I'm not bilingual. I know a few people around my age who are, but... still, I could fake it for monolinguist Americans' benefits.)

 

Granted, but only 'cause you just got teleported to Antarctica lacking time to change.

 

I wish life was perfect.

Granted, but it would be pointless and boring without stuff happening to test and pester you.

 

I wish I had a watermelon...

Granted, but you can't eat it.

 

I wish I had a lightsaber.

Granted, but you were holding it backwards and it cut you're arm off.

 

I wish that none of my wishes would be corrupted.

 

(P.S. Normal mapping is a form of Textureing 3d models, it apears to add much more detail, without increasing poly count. Bump, Normal, Displacement, and Parralax, all do this. It isn't uncommon for the next gen games (PS3, Xbox 360) to have more than one of these(I.E. Halo 3, Gears of War, Uncharted.) (Not Wii, the Wii isn't really that powerful.)

Granted, they already are.

 

I wish I was more awake.

Granted, but you burned your tongue drinking a hot cup of coffee.

 

I wish there really were super heroes in the world...

Granted, but there are super villains, too.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but then we'd probably crash into each other.

 

I wish I had an iPhone.

Granted. You can't use it.

 

I wish that global warming didn't exist.

Granted. It's localized in your freezer.

 

I wish I had a pet cat.

Granted, but its Zoot and he brainwashes you into his personal slave.

 

I wish I had some BBQ ribs for the 4th of July...

Granted, but you ate them the day before(Today) and choked on a bone.

 

I wish I had an army, with Ninjas... and wizzards!!! NINJA WIZZARDS!!!! And maybe some bears too, that could shoot lazers out of their eyes... man that would be freakin' awesome!!!

Granted. They rebel and kill you.

 

I wish for Rebellion 2..

Granted, but it sucks. And had worse graphics than the first, and was smaller. And only had Cards from the Prequels.

 

I wish I was the Terminator.

Granted, but your cybernetic skeleton is only made from aluminum foil, thus not providing sufficient strength to "hold" your fleshy exterior. Therefore it all falls off and bakes in the hot sun, then somebody comes by and puts your metal body into a recycling bin where it becomes beer cans.

 

I wish I didn't get hooked on Defcon (it's distracting me from work).

Granted. You get hooked on Rebellion.

 

I wish Empire at War didn't suck.