Granted, but you can't secure a copy of it any way, shape, or form.

 

I wish Mad and I hadn't been outspammed a few pages back in this thread.

Granted. You get banned for spammage.

 

I wish that i had a nuclear missile..

Granted but its yield is a 1/16 that of Little Boy and it goes of in your backyard while your putting the decals on.

 

I really wish this thread was locked, killed, maimed and forgotten....

Granted, but then people would accuse you of bribing a certain moderator... hint, hint

 

Man, I wish I had some pizza.

Granted. The toppings were eaten by stray dogs.

 

I wish for a Star Wars mod for Universal Combat.

Granted, but now everything's in technicolour.

 

I wish the next post had at least 60 words on topic in it.

Granted, but then I'd take it from you.

 

I wish I had a flying car.

Granted, but I have a SAM launcher.

 

I wish upon a star. (Uh, for something important.)

Granted, but the star falls on you.

 

I wish I had one of those computers where it types for you as you talk...

Granted, but it only types every 17th word.

 

I wish I had soemthing better to do. (And don't get the response, "But you do this anyway" or any such variant, cause that's too easy.)

Granted. However a blind piano player is holding your hands down on the computer.

 

I wish everyone was color-blind.

Granted, but there's medication for it.

 

I wish Star Trek never existed.

Granted. It was replaced with Jar-Jar Treks.

 

I wish for an uber RebED for FoC..

Granted, but then it wouldn't be RebEd, would it?

 

I wish I hadn't eaten that pizza.

Granted. You spit the pizza out, along with your stomach.

 

I wish for PotED!

Granted, but the star falls on you.

 

I wish I had one of those computers where it types for you as you talk...

 

Just get a microphone hooked up and open up word, Rob. It works with mine, and my mike is, like, seven years old.

 

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Granted. Your pot is edited into sunflower seeds and daisies, and was on loan from the mafia. They shoot you. (Yeah, that's called a play on words, bitches!)

 

I wish I was Peter Wiggin from the Enderverse.

Granted, but then your last name would be Wiggin, and you wouldn't want that.

 

Man, I wish I didn't have such a bad headache, or any at all.

Granted, you no longer have a head.

 

I wish so many songs didn't have the f-word in 'em, so I could listen to them louldly.

Granted, but now you're throwing up violently

 

I wish I could be in two places at once

Granted, but that also splits your soul in two, making you an inhuman monster...

 

I wish that seedless watermelon really was seedless (i hate those white seeds)...

Granted, but now all watermelons are hollow.

 

I wish Darth_Rob didn't hate 'those white seeds'.

Granted but...uhhhh....now he hates...kittens?

 

I wish that there was a video game church near me...

Granted, but the Church is surrounded by other religion's zealites and fanatics that attack, maul and kill you in the name of a peaceful god.

 

I wish graphics programs were more stable.

 

@Tex: As Kaja said, normal mapping is a form of effect for games used to make 3d models look smoother and hold more detail within a texture rather than using a high detailed model.

Its primary use is within games where a model needs to be as low poly as possible. It was first seen in great effect in Doom 3, where every object had a normal map as well. Half Life 2 and FEAR also use this technique, to name a few. Modern "AAA" grade games are leaning towards this technology (especially 2nd gen consoles, the PS3 and XBox 360) as it's far more processor friendly than an actual high poly model and makes graphics look great.

Wiki article

Granted, now they have so much stablity code in them, that they fry any CPU, and/or GPU in your computer.

 

I wish Windows wasn't so annoying.

Granted, but now you have to use Linux, and everyone calls you a hippy and you can't even figure out how to work it, much less get rid of the rainbow writing when it starts up.