I found this in another forum and thought that it was pretty awesome.

 

One person makes a wish, then the next person grants it, but in such a way that it isn't really fulfilled. For example, I might write:

 

I wish for a tiger.

 

The next person could say, "Granted, but it's dead," and then make their own wish. The "dead" part is rather lame, and not nearly as creative as it could be. So, let's give this a shot, eh?

 

I wish for Reloaded to be released to the public on the first of July instead of the fourth!

Reloaded turns out to be 'The Matrix Reloaded' and you're only starting character is the French Man.

 

 

I wish for somone to Model my NSO ship deigns.

Okay, but they'll all be modeled like giant space penises.

 

 

I wish for the NSO story to continue.

Granted, but now George Lucas gets to write it all and to make the final cuts on all content.

 

I wish the prequal trilogy had been done well and had fit in well with the present continuity.

 

... Man, Def. is cruel!

Granted. But George Lucas gets to make the original again to make it "What he wanted it to be"....

 

I like this game!

 

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but it's boiling hot and flat.

 

I wish George Lucas would give up the source code for Rebellion.

He does but.... um.... it's the source code for how he origionally envisioned Rebellion giving the Rebels the Ewok Regiment.

 

Ewok Regiment

All stats = 1

 

I wish the Star Wars TV series never comes to be.

Granted: Lucas begins work on episodes 7, 8, and 9 using the ideas that he originally had for the series.

 

I wish I had a smoking hot blonde who loved me sitting next to me.

she has five minutes to live

 

I wish i had my own wireless router so i didnt have to steal wireless all the time

Your wish is granted, but the wireless router on works for 2 minutes beforing dying and needing a reset (much like my own ).

 

I wish for batman ... just because.

 

@Tofu: Is this from the Petroglyph forums? I remember reading it somewhere...

 

@Bruja: Welcome to the forums

Indeed, welcome Bruja.

 

@Krytos: Wish granted but it's Adam West.

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/282/adam_west.jpg

 

I wish Jack Nicholson would play the Joker again.

Granted. But hes 68 and has a homo erotic relationship with Robin.

 

 

I wish I had a device that overruled George Lucas's decisions on the SW franchise.

 

Oh, and granted Def, but he gets caught and sent to the jail where Oz takes place.

 

Damn, Def beat me to it..

granted, but you have to implant it in his brain yourself in a 20 hour surgery

 

i wish it was july already

 

[there's a thread called corrupted wish on my other forum, HPR, as well, i think its pretty popular]

Granted, but its July of 2132, and the Atlantians have rerisen from the ocean depths where they were biding their time and have enslaved the human race (hope this one wasn't too far-fetched).

 

I wish Sasquatch was real...

Granted, but Hilary Clinton hunted them down and killed them, one at a time, hand to hand. (See. Thats far fetched)

 

I wish something interesting would happen...

Granted! Your entire family has been involved in a 23 car pile-up while travelling to a neighboring city to attend your funeral.

 

Oops, forgot my wish. I wish would move faster for the next five years.

Granted, but you move so fast that you crash into a wall.

 

I wish I had a GF.

May I present your new girlfriend, no other than - Kristie Alley - complementary box of krispie kremes on me.

 

My wish is to turn back time before I read this thread and participated in it.

Granted but your post count drops percipitously.

 

 

I wish I had my 500 posts back from the Forum crash.

Granted. But the new post count causes another server crash deleting your profile and all your posts (including your stories and designs ).

 

I wish I could fly.

 

@Krytos: Wish granted but it's Adam West.

 

After family guy, is that such a bad thing?

Granted, but you now have hideous wings and are being hunted by the government as the "Bat Boy of the Outback".

 

I wish that Arnold Schwarzenegger would run for and win the US Presidency in 2008.

Granted, but because the Constitution had to be modified to allow him to run, it's just been struck down entirely, and is no longer in effect.

 

I wish I had a faster computer.

Granted but it is so fast that it developps a mind of its own and destroys humanity... And it can't run Rebellion.

 

I could water-ski.

Granted, but you're water skiing in Scotland, and the Loch Ness Monster attacks and eats you.

 

I wish for world peace...

Granted but all of humanity has disappeared.

 

I wish for ice cream.