Grated but you are dead when it comes out.

 

I wish I wasn't so overbooked so i could go and get drunk with some mates.

Granted, but you get totally wasted and, in a fit of drunken stupidity, you turn yourself in to the authorities claiming that you are the real Jack the Ripper.

 

I wish I had some playing cards that had kittens on the back side.

WHY?? i mean granted, but you lose a King and can hardly use them anyway

 

I wish i'd known i didnt have to work until 8:30 today

Granted, but you're fired in the process and forced to work at a fast food outlet like MacDonalds.

 

I wish my car wasn't damaged No-one corrupt that, please.

 

I wish I was on holidays

You are, but its in the spice mines of Kessel.

 

I wish I had a fluffernutter sandwhich...

Granted that a real fluffer put real nutter on that sandwich.

 

I wish my mechanic would get my truck fixed already (day 9).

Granted but in the process he repaints it bright pink.

 

I wish I had a new protable HD.

Grated but it weighs as much as a Suitcase Nuke.

 

I wish for a copy of Halo 3 for my Birthday. (Birthday is in September when the game comes out.)

Granted. But your Xbox will soon after fall from the "Black Screen of Death" and E 74.

 

I wish my Xbox worked again...

Granted but it's not an Xbox 360 and won't be able to play Halo 3.

 

I really wish I could win the Lottery.

Granted, but the money is all taken by taxes to the point where you only make one hundred dollars.

 

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted. (Just try to corrupt that one!)

Granted on the condition that you no longer get to make wishes.

 

I wish Tofu was banished from this thread.

Granted, but then in a twist of fate Tofu gets legal ownership of the internet and bans you

That might of been a little far fetched

 

I wish that Transformers won't be a waste of my time tonight

Granted, since the movie looks mad awesome, you will think it is the best movie ever made (I assume you speak of the movie, though it doesnt release here in the states until next week).

 

I wish it was July 27th so I could go see the Simpsons movie...

Granted that you found yourself a flying Dolorean and were sent back to 1985. Do not pass go. Do not collection $200. On the bright side, you get to watch the premiere of the poorly animated Fox show, the Simpsons.

 

I wish for the same thing that I did yesterday morning (you'll have to do the nitty gritty and read through my posts in order to grant this, haha).

Granted, it happens all over again, except that this time it doesn't involve you at all (I'm far too lazy to check your old posts.)

 

I wish chicken tasted like beef.

I wish chicken tasted like beef.

 

How dare you steal my wish by reversing it!!!

 

Fine, out of spite I shall grant it, but you will get mad cow disease from eating chicken, and run out into the street singing "oodally, oodally, golly what a day!!!".

 

I wish they made apple-nutmeg flavored dental floss...

granted, but its only approved for use on monkeys....

 

I wish this thread would die..

Granted-OOPS! I posted so it's alive again.

 

Got my new computer today and am testing it...

 

I WISH VISTA DIDN"T SUCK SO BADLY!!!

 

+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

File is supposed to go ABOVE the back button dammit!

 

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/Defender_16/VistaBites.jpg

 

Browsing your files for download isn't SUPPOSED to be like drilling teeth.

Granted. But the Mac people win the ten thousand year war....

 

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.

 

Btw Def, RvB, rocks.

Granted, I will give you a copy of mine when I find it.

 

I wish that all illegal Mexicans get deported and Congress disbanded and Bush and Cheney executed and just let me be dictator of America and all things can and will be okay.

granted, and it turns out the secret service is being paid off by kim jong il and now you die, Bush wasn't a threat and you are

 

i wish it was the weekend already

Granted, but it rains both days and you are stuck inside.

 

I wish someone would pay my car insurance bill this month...

Granted, but they take your car as well

 

I wish for more free time

Granted. But your free time is spent in a world without Star Wars.

 

I wish for a cold bottle of beer.