Granted. You lose your wallet.

 

I wish i wasn't anything but human.

Granted. You're a human guineau pig.

 

I wish I had my wallet back.

Granted. Thanks for the cash sucker.

 

I wish Pro Wrestling would go back to being as cool as it was in the 90's.

Granted. It's a life or death sport now.

 

I wish i was still a human..but not a human guinea pig.

Granted. Now you're dieing of cancer.

 

I wish I had a billion dollars to make up for losing my money in my wallet.

Granted. It's counterfeit and you got arrested.

 

I wish that i could transfer cancer to other people.

Granted. But only to people you love.

 

I wish my money wasn't counterfeit, and that I had it back.

Granted. It burns as soon as you get it.

 

I wish the people i love could give cancer to any other person in the world.

Granted. They give it to your freinds.

 

I wish I had every disease known to man.

Granted, but tomorrow they go away.

 

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but you are falsey accused of a crime, are found guilty, and sentanced to life in prison.

 

I wish I could quit smoking.

Granted. You switch to drug abuse.

 

I wish my friends could give their cancer to other people besides me or my loved ones..

Granted, but only for 10 minutes after 2 PM , every 17th February 29th.

 

I wish I had diplomatic immunity and couldn't be arrested.

Granted. You get hanged instead.

 

I wish that everyone in the world had cancer.

(But I'm immortal, so I guess it doesn't work.)

 

Granted, but the the cancer is allerigc to water.

 

I wish I was asleep.

(Since you can't die, you would probably want to from the sheer amount of pain. You neck will still be broken too..)

 

Granted. Your skin gets eaten by rats while you sleep.

 

I wish that there was no water on Earth.

Ok guys you can stop with the cancer trading bits already.

 

 

I wish that everyone in the world had cancer.

 

Granted, but Doctors finally develop a successful drug that allows the body's immune system to attack and destroy cancer cells thus ending this disease as a threat. Unfortunately any of those that had been arguing about it here don't make it to treatment centers in time and are forced to use Chemotherapy.

 

EDIT:

I wish that there was no water on Earth.

 

You fail to exist in the first place thus causing a paradox that results in no one ever making the wish.

 

 

*whew*

 

I wish for a little less conversation, a little more action please.

Edited July 3, 200719 yr by Defender_16

Granted, but everyone takes action to fix the sudden dehydration of the planet.

 

I wish I was immune to pain.

Granted. In the first bit of action, zombie noobs attack and tear off your arm.

 

I wish there were two moons..

Granted but tides are now 18m high on each orbit.

 

 

I wish you guys would stop spamming this thread and leave it be for the night.

(Even Tofu and Mad arn't multi-posting as much as you guys are, do I have to PM a Mod?)

Granted. The thread dies a slow and painful death.

 

I wish for a fish.

 

(okay, i'll stop..)

Granted, but these things happen.

 

I wish that no one would respond to this message for at least 6 hours so I can go to bed.

Granted, but you know you want to keep going.

 

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Granted, you get a moldy cone.

 

I wish I had TWO Giant tacos.

Granted, but Defender's gonna flip.

 

I wish I was asleep.