One time my sister was coming in from the city via the train, and I went to pick her up at the local station. I ended up getting a white shirt, black vest, black pants, my awesome trench coat, and bowler hat and went to get her. I also had a hand-written sign with her last name written on it. So there I was, this dapper-looking fellow with a sign waiting for someone on the train. Someone asked me who I was waiting for, and I said that she was a famous NYC chef who was up visiting her family, and that they may have seen her on the Food Network. When she got off the train, she just looked and started laughing at me. Of course, I ran up to her to play it off, and took her bag and escorted her to my car. It was funny. Another time her train came in at 2am, so my girlfriend, her sister, my friend, and I all drove to the train station with random masks. We had my friends Simpsons masks (Radioactive Man, Mr. Burns, and Groundskeeper Willy), and I had my classic Alf mask. Thus, when she got off she saw all the freaks waiting for her in masks. It was funny. I guess my first story sorta ties in with being famous. A famous person would have a driver waiting to pick him/her up. As for my second story, Im just a nut sometimes.