Krytos

That's one of my favourite movies Fantastic Sci-fi, horror and action all rolled into one That use to be another one that kept me up Now I own the special additon of it

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I'm pretty sure this is just some crazy, hypothetical "What If" thing - What If zombies attacked you, and not to do with that game. ... well . . . at least I HOPE it's hypothetical *Huddles into a corner with an axe*

Don't beat yourself up over it GMC, no-one saw this coming. I know I would have kept the info on the forum so I wouldn't loose it or accidently delete it else where.

Hmm, I played the demo of the first lego game. Wasn't long, but I wasn't thrilled with it either - very basic, very simple and controls were a little annoying (mainly due to the camera chasing you). Still, from what you've said it doesn't sound too bad - I might give it a shot if I get the time and feel like spending the $80-$100 on another game

Good work people! ! Randomness is right back to itself - infact, some of those random posts are amongst the best we've had Keep up the good work My turn: Random Questions! <- There's some popup when you open the page.

Hopefully, we'll find Xan I don't think the spamming is that bad atm Besides, considering that most members have lost roughly 100 posts each - some a lot more *cough* Tofu *cough* I don't see it being a bad spamming spree just yet But I'm not a moderator . . .

The dead are rising?!?!? Damn . . well, seeing as we don't have guns down under, I'd have to grab what ever's on hand and make use of my cunning skills as a . . . designer to kick some zombie ass . . . crap But, if I were at home! I could grab one of our axes, take my brother's track car . . . ok, let's not - I'd like to have a spine after driving down a road. Better yet, my brother's Audi 80 Quattro - then drive to my mates house and recruit him and his new 4x4 and bull bar and start saving the city. "Women and children first! . . . Ah, scratch that - women only." Ah, movies work wonders on the imagination.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home SWR is my home away from home, I guess. If I'm not at home, out with mates . . or doing something - I'm here

Nice works fellas @JH: Wasn't that the same bloke who did or inspired the art for Tool's Lateralus

Oh, good question. At first, I was going to jump up and call out Freddy - just for old time's sake. But, then reading down the list, and seeing John Doe from Seven got me thinking . . . which one. Freddy truly scared me as a kid, but JD was sooooo cool in Seven. Hell, Seven is one of my favourite movies still. So, I'll cast my vote at the diabolical and evil John Doe - putting his point through with murder. (Jig Saw comes in close after that, but I always found that with Saw he was cool, but with Saw 2 and the upcoming Saw 3 he's become less riveting)

Yup, this is with out a doubt, a truelly weird - and disturubing - thread. I woke up today, thinking "Great, SWR is back up and running". But, not for a second, did I think someone was going to ask me how I wipe my ass! ... folder

OOC: Good work guys - and special thanks to both Mitth and JH for PMing me with my lost posts, officially life savers I'll post my thing in a mater of minutes. Let the catchup begin! @Daur: Unfortunately, with the loss of 4 months of posts, we also lost 4 months of user info Sorry to see you're name lost. I might accidently still call you Daur though Bugger, just noticed that we lost your other RP thread "Mails here!" Krytos yelled out as he dived out of his chair and ran for the docking bay giggling like a child. In the docking bay, a small unmanned spaceship sat with its engines cooling. Inside, it was filled with goodies for Krytos to play with - and it took him no time at all to start unloading parts. "Oooooh, a new computer . . . now I can play Doom 3, Half life 2 and do my 3d modeling all at once! Oh, and some other crap came with my computer . . . ." Krytos knew he had an important job to do, the equipment he'd been sent by Tex and Mitth needed to be examined. **** Half an hour later, Krytos had started the examination - first, he was putting all the equipment through multiple scans to check what they were made of and how safe they were to have in the base . . . but that would take hours for the machines to do their scans, and Krytos wanted to play on his brand, spanking new computer. So he quickly left the examination room, and ran to the room where his droids had unloaded his computer. "Krytos is happy, happy, happy. Oh, Krytos is so happy, happy, happy." Krytos sang as he hooked up his new system. Before he turned on his new and pretty computer he thought for a second. "Hmm, this is a powerful unit . . . I wonder if I should over-clock it? Wait, what am I thinking? Of course I should! But first, I need more power!" Krytos unplugged the computer from the regular power outlet, and hooked it up to the high output fusion reactor powering certain devices in the base . . . like the shield generator. "That'll help for a start . . . I'll see what I can change in the BIOS . . . now lets just switch her on and . . ." A puff of smoke blossomed out of the back of the computer, and a tear crept out his eye. "bugger . . . I wonder if the warranty covers this?" Annoyed at his own stupidity, Krytos left the room and dead computer in a huff and decided that it would be a good time to check out how the scans on the hard drive and shielded case came out. He was expecting to get little to no result on the case - but even no result would help figure out what the purpose was for the case. As Krytos continued down one of the many corridors in the base and towards the scanning room, the lights flickered. "Weird . . " But before he could speak again, the lights began to flicker on and off constantly. "Ah . . . that's not meant to happen." The force tugged at the back of Krytos' mind, telling him to go back into the room where the new and dead computer is - so he did. Entering the room, he let the force guide him, and it guided him to the back of the computer, where there was an odd hole in the back of case - complete with bite and acid marks. Investigating the hole further, it became apparent that something had eaten also eaten the insides of the computer as well. "Well, at least I'm not at fault here for destroying that computer . . . I wonder if Mitth will send me a new one?" The force continued to speak to Krytos, and it told him that there was something bad, and mysterious, in the base now. Closing his eyes and letting the force flow through him, Krytos could feel where the "thing" had been . . . but the actual position was illusive, as if it blocked the force - like an ysalamir. But a ysalamir couldn't have caused so much havoc, it was something else - and the force was telling him it was made by Zoot. "You will pay for eating my computer!" Krytos yelled while he shook his fist at the ceiling. Krytos' crazy demeanour began to disappear as the force filled him, he would need his whits for the coming battle. A small, and harmless, droid entered the room and quickly spoke up. "Master Krytos, a shuttle has entered the hangar." "I know F10, its Tofu." **** Krytos entered the bay as Tofu exited his ship. Krytos didn't have time for an introduction to the new and improved Tofu, but it was obvious he'd been "re-fitted" with some new gizmos and gadgets - perhaps a smoothie machine? No, there wasn't time for smoothies now. "Tofu, it's good to see you on our side - but we've got a problem here, Tex sent me several items seized in a raid on one of Zoot's bases. I can't tell you much, except something else came with them - and it appears to be attacking the base somehow - it's attacking the circuitry in the walls, not to mention my gut is telling me this thing is bad news. "I've already gone and locked down the equipment that was sent to me, so they'll hopefully be safe while you and I hunt it down. It's obviously something created by Zoot, which can only mean trouble. Oh yeah, what ever it is - it can’t be felt by the force." What Krytos didn't tell him, was he was backing up the data on the hard drive - using a mimic copying system that would copy the data directly to the new hard drive, though that included the encryption. Following Tex's warning, he wasn't going to trust Tofu much if at all. He'd get his help and test his loyalties. A to be safe, he was backing up the hard drive and all other data to make sure Q-Branch would have something to work on encase Tofu turned or the creature in the base destroyed them. Before Tofu could even talk to Krytos, not even an introduction, the power to the entire base shut down. So much for that backing up of the hard drive. Both Krytos and Tofu got into a fighting stance, waiting for whatever evil was loose in the base to attack. As if on queue, a small football sized spider like machine entered the room, obviously the menace that had been attacking his base. Equipped with 14 legs, the general shape of a spider, and several sharp mandibles the creature seemed to ooze an acid from its "mouth", also it wielded a sticker on its head: "Intel Inside". That guy ate my computer! Both warriors stood poised waiting to see what the creature would do, invisible to the force Krytos was relying on his other senses to find it. But, even after minutes past, all the creature did was stare at them. It was then Krytos' brain and experience kicked into gear, and he became aware of the trap, igniting his orange lightsaber he swung around to catch a second spider across the face with his blade. The machine flew into the wall closest to Krytos, but remained intact. The faint glow left by his saber in the machines armour meant only one thing. "Careful Tofu, they're made of cortosus. Your saber and blasters won’t have much effect." "Great" he replied, as he leapt to attack the first spider that had entered the room. Krytos ignored Tofu's battle and focussed on his own. The spider jumped and spat acid at the same time at Krytos, and he parried the small creature and quickly flicked with the force to throw away the acid spit. But the droid had more surprises than acid spit. Before it got deflected to far away from the parry, one of its legs extended to double its length and slashed at Krytos' neck. Krytos reacted quickly out of the way, though it wasn't fast enough and the razor like claws of the machine caught his left arm, leaving a deep wound. Krytos winced in pain for a fraction of a second before regaining composure and taking up a fighting stance. The creature leaped into the air again, but Krytos dropped to his knees and let he spider fly above him. He then he drove his blade into the underbelly of the machine, in the hope it would pierce through. But the underbelly was as hard as the rest of the robot. Krytos didn't have time to fight just one of these things in a drawn out, spectacular battle. That would come later against at least two of the creates, not to mention that there had to be more in the base causing havoc - so he chose the quick path to end the fight. Standing up, he threw his saber up at the roof, and straight through some conveniently placed, heavy object protruding out of the roof - which in turn fell straight on top of the robot crushing it. Deactivating his saber, Krytos turned around to see Tofu blazing the crap out of the other droid with everything he had, including a kitchen sink he somehow found lying randomly in the hangar. "Ah, tofu . . it's kind of dead. . . you can leave it alone . . . ok, when you're done, go off and kill more bad guys, and if you have any buddies you have on that ship get them to help - whatever these things are doing we need to stop them. " . . . I swear it's dead Tofu, you can stop . . . . really . . . .ah, bye . . .yeah." Leaving Tofu to finish destroying the spider and to eventually hunt down more, Krytos ran through the twisted corridors of the base, where wires now dangled from ceiling, in order to reach the communications room. Whatever these creatures were, they were effective. He quickly diverted from his route and entered the sealed room with the shielded case and hard drive safely kept inside. But both items were now missing and there was a rather large hole in the roof. "I always wanted a skylight in this room," Krytos remarked as if he were in a James Bond movie where you ALWAYS need to remark with something quirky and stupid at the worst possible times . . . he liked Bond movies, mainly the ones with Sean Connery in them though. *** Krytos was back on track and heading down the final corridor leading to the communications room. He had already spent a while dispatching several more spider droids, but they were one at a time and not worth mentioning the manly, brave and cool fight scenes where he defeated his enemies. But that changed now, as he saw three of the spider’s guarding the door to the comm-room. The three robots all turned at him, and got into a lunging position. They were arranged in an almost perfect line - though the middle one was on the floor, while the other two clung to the walls. Putting on his best Tyler Durden voice, Krytos called on the fight. "If it's your first night, you must fight." The two on the walls lunged first, and Krytos' blade came to life in a brilliant amber arc, slicing high and into the mouth region of the droids. Both droids collected with the blade and got battered to the side. As this happened the third spider leapt low and under the light saber. It stared up at Krytos and spat acid straight at him. Utilising the force to speed up his every action, Krytos leapt backwards in fashion, avoiding a painful death. As his feet touched the ground again, he whipped his hand up and called upon the force to push the air like a mighty wind against the droids. The wind threw the three back against the thick communication's door, and Krytos was happy that he remembered that they couldn't be felt in the force and didn't try and throw the actual droids. The droid that had spat the acid at him was the first to get back up, and the first to resume its attack. It lunged once again at Krytos, but instead of using his saber to deflect it, he moved out of the way. The droid sailed past and landed several good metres away from him. A second droid charged towards Krytos, with its sharp mandibles pulsating - at the same time, the droid that had just leapt past him was turning to attack again. Krytos grinned and jumped over the charging droid and then used the force again to blow it down the hall. A satisfying crunch followed as the two droids crashed into each other. Krytos then followed up by using his saber to "bat" the third droid over to his companions. None were seriously damaged, yet. The three now charged at once, crisscrossing over the metal floor, forcing Krytos to step back and try and predict the coming attack. It came suddenly as all three spat acid at him. Reacting again, Krytos summoned the force to throw the spit back at them. But it didn’t work flawlessly this time, and some of the acid caught his sleeve. "Eeep!" As the droids continued their zigzagging path, Krytos decided to change his attack and charged the enemy. It caught the small robots off guard as he sliced at the droids, taring at their armour and putting Krytos behind them. Quickly flicking around Krytos slashed the back of the most damaged droid, finally opening up considerable hole in its armour. But before he could follow through, the droids spun around to counter his attack. But Krytos just smiled and flicked his lightsaber at the damaged spider, using the force to guide its blade to the opening in its back. The orange saber pierced deep into the creature’s internals, letting out a torrent of smoke and fire, and destroying the droid. Krytos jumped back to make sure the other two droids couldn't attack him, and then summoned up the force to retrieve his saber. Now there's just two, two damaged spiders left In an instant the hall way erupted in battle as good and evil charged at each other. Lightsaber flying, and mechanical weapons cutting, chewing, spewing acid and shooting littered the small corridor as the two droids turned hyperactive running and jumping off every surface while still attacking, and forcing Krytos to use every inch of his skill to fight of the two merciless machines. His blade hummed and sparked as it collided with the cortosus armour, slowly ripping it away layer by layer. It was the only real light in the corridor, bathing everything with its warm, amber glow. As one of the droids jumped from the roof to the floor and then straight at the orange blade, which in turn was heading straight for it, Krytos deactivated the blade and let the robot fly head first into the wall, knocking it about and putting it on its back. This gave Krytos a few valuable seconds to deal with the other droid before he had to take on both at once again. He dropped into a roll headed straight for the still hyperactive droid, and pulled out of the roll only centremetres away. He then threw out and open and towards the droid as if to slap it, but instead he let loose a massive torrent of wind backed by the force. The little droid had learnt about this attack from before, and grabbed to the floor with dear life. Though is front legs failed, causing the droids head and forward torso to lift up, exposing a badly damaged underbelly. As Krytos continued his massive gale, he pushed the already ignited blade into the stomach of the robot killing it. The final droid by this stage was back in the fight and leaping at Krytos' back. Twisting around to greet him, Krytos' amber blade sliced off the leg of the final spider. With the leg already cut off, Krytos used his blade to flick the spider into the air and drive the lightsaber in the leg socket and into the creature’s internals destroying it in a puff of smoke. "Finally! Now, all I have to do is just enter this room, call for help and everything will be alright." So, deactivating his saber, Krytos entered the room, only to see another blasted spider already using it the communication consol. "Oh, I'll come back when you're finished." Krytos jested at the droid - but it didn't move. Why is it every time I say something, the opposite happens? "Ok, death time little guy." The spider still didn't move, so Krytos ignited his saber pocked him with it in the . . . what's the polite word? Ass? Butt? Oh well, that'll do. What was I typing? Ah . . . yeah, that's right. As the saber touched the butt of the spider, it erupted in fire as it somehow shorted from being plugged into the communication console. "Hehe, cool - now, who did it call? And why do I ask so many bloody questions to myself?!?" Looking at the screen, Krytos read the last message that had been sent. The annoying spider who got to the communications room before me wrote: Location: Europa - follow attached beacon Located stolen equipment. Enemies: At least two Jedi present. Requires one Elite Kitten, suggest bringing two. Shielded case, hard drive and several consumerchips have been stored safely at location #445223fg Awaiting orders. . . Reading the message, Krytos couldn’t help but wonder where #444 thing was. But he also realised the coming danger - two Elite Kittens! He quickly got out his short-range comm-link and contacted Tofu. "Mummy . . . I mean Tofu! We've got a whole lot of trouble heading our way! I'll meet you up in the hangar - do not engage the enemy by yourself! I repeat, do not engage them by yourself!" Krytos quickly accessed the comm-system and sent a message to Mitth Krytos' email wrote: Mitth, bad news - that new PC you sent me was broken! : ( Oh, also just so you know - Europa has been compromised by some spider like droids that came with the equipment you guys sent me, can't tell you much about them except that they're made of cortosus, are invisible to the force, appear to be able to multiply easily and they also appear to eat machines in order to grow . . and I think they're called consumerchips. I didn’t get a chance to finish looking at everything, but I backed up a portion of the HDD before it got stolen . . . oh yeah, all the equipment got stolen. Umm, what else? Oh yeah, I'm sending you the little data I retrieved, the backed up portion of the HDD in the email. Tofu is here with me, and we're about to be attacked by two Elite Kittens from Zoot. Don't worry, we're not stupid enough to try and take both on by ourselves - Tofu and I will attempt to escape and head back to Q-Branch. Krytos turned off the comm-unit and then used the terminal to activate the self destruct sequence for the base, with the timer set to 11 minutes. He then headed back to the hangar bay to meet up with Tofu. *** In the distance of space, the small unmanned delivery spaceship that had dropped of Krytos' new PC could just see Europa out of its rear hatch. Its new destination, Q-Branch - it's pilot, a small army of spider droids. But before the moon was completely out of range, it passed by a black, heavily armed shuttle heading the other way, the shuttle only held two passengers . . . both were cats, and there was only one kitty litter box.

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Excellent news E!

Ah, good to see somethings never change Fantastic photoshop and gif J

OOC: Hey Jess, our last two posts got deleted when the server crashed - do you want to continue or try and re-write what we did?

OOC: No idea guys I'll check to see if there's anything left - I generally write straight into the RP. I might have some stuff in word docs . . but . . we'll see soon EDIT: Ok, I've got a few posts. I don't have my next post - as in the one where my base got attacked. I do, however, have my post after Evo's death, Tofu's post after we jump out of hyperspace and enter the battle above the moon as well as my own post after that. Other than that, I'm afraid not I hope you guys have better luck - I really don't feel like re-writting all that got lost, because it wont link up properlly and be a pain.

Wow, so much lost Umm, so here's some stuff I posted a little while ago: http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3618/glassflaskxx0.th.jpg http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2535/krytossaber13fj7.th.jpghttp://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5209/krytossaber12pl7.th.jpg http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7/krytossaber11jk2.th.jpghttp://img177.imageshack.us/img177/361/krytossaber10nc7.th.jpg http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7478/krytossaber08jq8.th.jpghttp://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8458/krytossaber07ij5.th.jpghttp://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7684/krytossaber09oo9.th.jpg

Unfortunately not If anyone has the details, post in this thread that you have them - but not that actually details, just to keep Xan's details private. That way, should anyone need/want to get in contact with Xan, we'll have a point of contact down the line. BTW - if you do have them, could you please PM the details?

So much randomness lost! Tofu, you must be devestated at your post count now Let's get this kicked off shall we? Oh, Def - I expect to get some of your random posts soon Just weird Ouch

Nice work D16 Glad to see you've got stuff still working with your mod

It's great to be back, and hopefully the lost months wont be to detrimental to most people EDIT: @Emlyn Wind: I don't believe I've seen you around before either? But you've got a post count of 22 from back in April . . . so, where you been hiding on the forum? Warlords? Oh, and here's a really late welcome to the forums then

Good news all. The old laptop has returned to where it came from, and will be sold off and make someone very happy. But for me, this means I get to steal . . . I mean borrow the new family/work laptop The good and the bad. The good: better laptop - newer, faster and not in need of a format. The bad: technicians have made it very annoying to do anything on it. Nevertheless, it only took me about 3 days until I installed 3ds on it (A big no no I was told by the true owner of the laptop ). And low nad behold, the first thing I opened up and worked on was my Majestic. Now, can you guess what I got working? Do you want a hint? I'll give you a clue . . . well, I don't actually think you need the clue So tomorrow, or tonight if I get a chance, I'll upload it!!! mmmm . . . . Majestic goodness

Congrats Karpman