Jahled

WOO YAY! Jahled says WOOOO... Sith Lord! Thoughs gifs were excellant.

Existance is as infinite as it is infinitesimal.

..though you have to hand it to my cat, Zoot, who gets up to all manor of things when i'm at work. He even does a pretty mean impression of a Death Star To much time watching me when I get home, I guess.

...Just because they look cute, do not think they are innocent.... cats are fiendish and utterly evil... They are also utterly stupid, even when they've figured out how to fly and are floating around thoroughly enjoying themselves....

...emm.... the Matrix could have been set up for cows... an interesting concept...

I find it hard to take Agent Smith seriously, personally...

Blast! Untill I get my new PC, which should be happening very soon now i've secured a bank loan; and make the transition over to broad band, whatever that was I sadly can't see.... It's not the Cow-Matrix clip is it? Which begs the BIG question, why didn't the machines in the Matrix use cows as batteries anyway I don't know...

howsmydestroying? What da reckon hay guys/gals?

AMEN BROTHER! Some of the new models-the new Mon Calamari Cruisers, Star Defender, Imperial Victory and Imperial Star Destroyers; now fully justify that low rumble in the tactical battle....

Likewise, I have no idea what this means either, nor this, or even....this! YIKES! I guess nothing is normal anyhows

emm...I was thinking that Mask, still waiting for RS II on PC....damn! I had a dodgy experiance with a game cube, and the fact you can't play DVDs like the Playstation II or X-box sucks...

I wonder if This is part of the Imperial Navy... Anyway, one has to be very careful riding a bike these days, not least past pubs; this guy might miss and clear the window! Coolto have the site back!

RIGHT! Well no kitty krunchies for that little bugger tonight! I woke up the other day and found THIS above my bed. Fiend.

Yes Luke, I am a Goth...

Sual's computer is shagged...

Why YES!! I've often wondered where the lemming went, and how cat's appeared from nowhere... NOW I KNOW! YES! From other dimensions! It's obvious...

Emm...just take the humble Lemming.... there's more to this (multi) universe than we can hope to percieve... there are doors to these infinite dimensions in the least expected places...

A deeply scientific approach to my wayward musings, my friend! Just picture a hundred thousand Imperial personnel staring from their view ports in randomly floating sections of the 'dismantled' ship wondering where the heck they're going to be floating to... The Imperial Victory is much better, all the rebel vermin just get incinerated along with their Mon Cal!

WOOOO-NESS!! I bought a mic for my PC this afternoon, a couple of lagers, and spent an hour recording stuff like 'THE EMPIRE IS VICTORIOUS!' and 'TARGET DESIGNATED, READY TO FIRE!' Mask now has my early efforts. The fame...

Let's look at this very simply... I'm 32 and frequently find myself pretending i'm a TIE fighter as I weave in and out of London's chaotic traffic... red buses and rigs are Mon Calamari Cruisers, Black Taxis are Nebulons and Corvettes, civi-street (non-despatch riders on two wheels) are my targets...BLAM BLAM! If you ask yourself honestly, when alone with a long object (like my Katana when nobody else is at home), we've all had moments like our Canadian friend where we've waved it around making whooshing sounds... It's as innocent as playing air-guitar to Led Zepplin when we reckon no one else is about... The whole legal bit is a bit iffy, and I hope it doesn't land on the parents of the kids who posted the footage... i'll just be happy to see our slightly over-weight friend reep in the benefit of his unexpected fifteen minutes of fame on the net, and any financial perks. If he lands a cameo in Episode III, good luck to the guy! Lets hope he isn't the first Jedi to be exterminated by Vader....

It was bound to happen.... Zoot I know many of you are eagerly wishing to do something like this to him, well now you can! Yes indeed, i've finally figured out how to post cards! WOOO YEY!!!

...make your own sounds... ...morph...

...which is why I like to host stuff myself! Anyways, they were taken from that site somewhere...so everyone should be able to find them Let's see if this works Star Wars Kid versus Darth Vader

Jahled's left eyebrow raises to fiendish proportions.... ..emmm...

Oh! I guess it was you! Sorry dude! Yea, even in the largest fleet engagments you only seem to get to use it twice at the most... seems a cad off how much construction points it costs to build a Death Star to have such limited lethal killing pleasure...