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I was always under the impression that we used the word "are" rather than "art." Or at least made up our mind on which linking verbs to use.

*Blows off dust* Cough! Cough! Here ya go, oh loyal followers- a Thanksgiving comic! http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Turkey.jpg Yes, only one panel, I know...

I personally call our coalition "Dorks United," primarily because it is also the name of my seldom-updated webcomic!

Why isn't Vader on the list? Erm, Piccard, primarily because he's the only one I've ever seen... And his sentances aren't segmented every three words... Oh my gosh, J.H. is Kirk!

@Tex: Amazing gun videos! I'm a horrible shot. I couldn't nail five targets in under one minute, I'll bet. As for that magic one- was that David Blaine? Edit: The Daily Show got that one wrong...

Rather neat

Can't wait to get my copy of 3D Max after seeing this stuff, Kryt...

@LLF: Seen it several times, don't know if I posted it, though. @Krytos: I saw it a long time ago and failed it that first time. I remembered none of the answers, and when I tried it today I got 7 out of 10. That car is truly astounding!

FURBIES ON A MICROWAVE!

The kid's ability wasn't a hidden twist at the end, though. I'm at least H2SO4 in this situation (Sulfuric acid) You can't touch me, and if you do, you will be burned!

@LLF and AI: Those are amazing! I wish I had those 1337 art skillz...

Which Hannibal? Hannibal the Canibal or Hannibal the "I'm going to crush Rome by going through the alps with a bunch of elephants, but in reality I'm going to get my head handed to me and wind up screwing over Carthage?" 'Cause the second one we can deffinately deal with if he tries the same strategy. And if we can't, hey, it's just Italy. All they have are cows and pizza. And we already have the recipe for pizza!

Get some transparisteel for the bridge, change the outer texture, and it'll look good, mate.

It was entirely original. Well, nearly entirely, at any rate. In the movie the autistic guy winds up holding everyone back and then being the vial key to getting out of the cube. In my play he doesn't fit in with people, and writes in code, thinking it's normal writing. He insists that those who don't know what he wrote can't read, and is a remarkable student in math. Aside from his mother, his only other friend is Achmed, an Arabic mute who talks to Kazan through sign language and E-mails, thus accessing his language capacity. His father, David, works for the FBI and is put on a team cracking a code indicating a dire terrorist threat obtained through a sting operation. The terrorists plan a massive joint-attack on several differant systems, and all personell with enough security clearance are trying to crack the code. Kazan, meanwhile, urged by his mother, is trying to get over his social anxiety issues, and starts with his father who has been something of a dick to him in the past. His father, distracted by his work, completely blows Kazan off. He locks himself in his study and tries to crack the code. The next day, at work, his boss flips through his file on the code and finds it entirely done, indicating that someone must have entered David's study while the code was still out. Kazan is the only person who makes sense. The play ends with David appologizing to his kid and telling him that the FBI has a job for him, teaching people to read. So yeah, completely differant than a horror movie. I just took the idea of an autistic guy really being a savant, and since they took it from Rain Man, I'd say I'm golden.

A poem: Two Years Two years ago I loved her One moment ago I knew That after two year’s ‘knowledge’ My world had gone askew. Two years ago she smiled And sent thrills down my spine. Two years ago she looked at me And I wondered if she’d be mine. Two years ago my heart throbbed. It burst with love and light. Two years later it throbs once more, A pain for me each night. It seems two years have changed her From who she was whence she was born. I loved her just two years ago, But now that picture’s torn. Now each time I look at her, A thrill still goes down my spine. It’s just a shadow of what it used to be. She’s no longer my divine. When I see her face I see The woman I once loved Beneath two years is she, my winged, peaceful dove. I’ll never know what happened, I try to love her, still But as it stands, I’d have to stay I’m better off with nil. My class liked the poem, how 'bout you folks? I have a couple of other tid-bits floating around on the hard drive...

As the title says, she does. Andrew Miller, one of the stars in "The Cube," one half of "The Drews," Andrew in the movie "Nothing," and all around cool guy, was at an advanced screening of "The Dog's Breakfast" (I was rather jealous seeing as we're both huge Vinchenzo Natali/David Hewlett/ Andrew Miller fans) At any rate, she got me no just an autograph, but a personalized autograph from one of my biggest heros EVER! She told him about a play I wound up writing for class (Which, by the way, is now a semi-finalist. One out ten in my county! I don't think many other people submitted...) in which the main character, Kazan, is an autistic child who winds up being a savant (I liked that twist in "The Cube," and very few Americans have seen it) who winds up cracking what appears to be an unbreakable code and- well, it's kinda complex. I must burn it to a disk and post the script on line... At any rate, my awesome personalized autograph reads: "Chris, Thanks for keeping Kazan alive! (Try to keep him out of the red room!) Andrew Miller" I am very excited. My older sister officially rocks...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/n72402901_30363043_7248.jpg Not mine, but rather good... I know Jahled ought to like it.

Now people are going to say that video games promote violence... [joke] I'd like to kill the people who say such things![/joke]

I believe this traumps the Lucasfilm version. Edit: God is dead.

According to a friend of my family, their son was paid $400 to get out of line for purchasing a PS3 so that the fellow behind him could move up.

Bugger... Well, do you want to join in, SOCL? I know you can write some good "inside-the-head" stuff. How about you, Mitth? (Assuming that you're reading this)

What am I, chopped liver? There's going to be a psychotic American along as well! Still having trouble eliminating swear words from my speech, but I have tried to adopt Buddhism... It's a work in progress.

@Rob and AI: Great vinegettes, guys! I liked the recurring theme of Eris in yours, Rob, but I kept kind of wondering if she might be a bird... With regards to AI's: The syringe was a vaccine, or was it merely a drug?

Wow... that's blasphemy... They ought to know that the Sith are the fourth most populated religion out there!

I'm sad to see that the old games weren't included, but let's face it- they have to make money, and too many people out there want a game who's plot consists of "Lots of stuff blowed up real good"