DarthTofu

I've only seen the ending of it... Several times, in fact. Plus I already know the weakness of the aliens... Must watch it all the way through next time it's on TV...

The way I see it, if Quebeck wants to be a country, let 'em. I may not agree with their decision, but if that's what they want, they're entitled to it.

Is this why we didn't see you for a while, then, Def? My record is on KoTOR, 25 hours or so... You've blasted it into oblivion. You can tell Def's back. This topic is running again. Edit: Hey, wait a sec, that's the first time I've ever posted "my backpack's got jets!"

Or knight. I saw that ep, J.H. Shattner rapping... That was great.

Oh, yes, one ought to hear all about how Star Wars is clearly a rip-off of Star Trek "We came out first, therfor any Sci Fi series MUST be a cheap knock-off of ours!"

Crazy as it sounds, I thought he was covered in chocolate at first glance rather than blood... I may wind up swiping that avatar just for the heck of it.

I only remember ever seeing that once, about a year ago! 'Course I hardly ever check all of the links from any one person, let alone a whole page, on this thread. And the newbies liked it. So there! @Def: He lives! And here I was hoping that you'd died and left me a nice stereo or something... *sigh* a man can dream, I suppose... Good to have you back. The Randomness thread was almost off-topic without you, it seems! Edit: My jaw just hit the floor! ZOOT IS REAL!!!!!1 And all this time I thought Jahled was the first to make the dreaded Zoot kitty... Whatever happened to that pic we had of Zoot, anyway

I shall henseforth explain, and even be so kind as to give you unworthy ones my real name: I am Christopher. At one point in eighth grade I got sick and tired of turning around when someone yelled "Chris" and was talking to someone else (Or stubbed their toe and shouted "CHRIST!" Still, it was funny to see how many other Chrises spun around.) Thus, in an attempt to reseve energy wasted by turning around, I adopted the second half of my name- Topher. Or, at least, I tried to. Never caught on except for one kid, Shawn (Name changed to protect the rather funny) who, while remarkably intelligent, has certain mental issues, and so recognized my name as "Tofu," and instigated me as a Lieutenant in his group "The Van Buren Boys" (Long story behind that, as well as their issues with "The Mountain Men for Life" group) I didn't want to be a lieutenant, and as a result asked for the 'rank' of darth, and thus was deemed "Darth Tofu" The rest, as they say, was a pure disaster. I mean history. Edit: @Tex: Some Tofu is made with soylent red I'm sure! Enjoy what you eat. Thousands of little beetles died so that you'd think it looked pretty.

Some Star Wars fans hate some "Trekkies" and vise versa because they are the two top Sci Fi movies/TV shows of all time. I personally see no need to have a newfangled nickname. I am, however, a Darth, so I guess we just add "Darth" to the first part of our name/state/country to publicly proclaim it.

*Twitch* How astounding! I've got to look up this guy and see if any of that article was actually true. (I know the primary purpose was to be funny, don't worry!) I just vaguelly remember someone mentioning someone predicting the rise of Hitler long before the man was born...

I'm wounded! ... Plus Mad had a head start...

Hey, the Tofu part is not, in fact, based on the food, but an interesting nickname someone gave me after the altered my name. I used to have the details in my profile... Don't remember if I do or not anymore, and I'm too lazy to check...

So... Who else is disturbed by this?

By "breaking a chocolate pot" do you mean breaking a pot made for the cooking of chocolate, or a pot made out of chocolate?

Jeese... There's a fine line between being funny and just being an asshole. That guy crossed it. Several times. And not in the good way, like South Park does.

ZOMG Double post! An odd Unecylopedia gif...

Kinda want to see that movie, now... Blame any and all time wasted on this game on Mitth.

What kind of American eats chicken on a day designated for the consumption of turkey?

As we all know (Or at least should know) Mad has gotten painfully close to recovering from the loss of his 6,000th post, and now has a mere 79 posts to go. That's roughly twelve-and-a-half days based on his PPD. So here it is, 12.5 days early- congradulations on getting your six thousandth post back, Mad...You smarmy, Swiss spammer.

What's the historical significance of "The Escalade?" IE: Why did it start, and what special bits and pieces does it have?

... Or Ep. II.

Yeah, it was more for the Americans on the forums... Though in retrospect, most of the folks here aren't Americans.... Okay, give me some obscure Swiss holiday coming up and I'll make a comic for that day, too.

Warsie implies that we cave in to the pressure invoked upon us by the Star Trek fans. We are, in fact, completely unique. There are only 5,000,000,000 people out there like us! Still, we beat punks and the like. "I'm differant from everyone!" "Why?" "Because originality is trendy!"* *Actual conversation with a 'punk.'

I'm still rather partial to AI's suggestion.