DarthTofu

I have a friend you ought to meet... It would result in a game of mortal combat, just without a videogame system as the medium.

Made with love, tenderness, wood, nails, and paint from Home Depot! I just love that term "Build her a cake" Women like jewlery. Guys see something blow up. Guys like it when things go boom. Women see something sparkle up. Women like it when things go shiny. That's my logic.

I'm getting this. 'Course I'm getting it for free... Though it was supposed to show up yesterday...

Seen the clip before, but the music completed it! @Def: Stop putting so much in each post! I refuse to spend that much time watching dumb videos unless they're divided up in equal slots of time!

I wouldn't think that you would. Didn't Delta wind up making it so that if your arse didn't fit in one seat, you had to pay for two? I'm against accomidating for fat people. By sheer fluke I was in a fat person seat on one of my first Roller Coasters. I rattled around in there like a rock in a polisher.

Woo Watergate scandals. Still, whilst two wrongs don't make a write, one lesser wrong doesn't make an acceptable. Steffan? That's no fun! I wanted to make fun a Frenchman for being girly!

Disturbing clip, sexy women. @LLF: I concur. It's not that I don't think people in this world are that stupid, it's just that I prefer to concoct such an illusion. Edit: Here's to you, Def.

I find the fact that this guy's folks were cruel enough to name a guy "Stephane," even if it does have a little accent mark to make the two names sound slightly differant. I really have nothing to contribute, not being a Canadian, I just wanted to point that out for anyone who happens through here... That, and to welcome Psych back. You pop back in, what, once every four months or so?

Ditto. I'm just going to go read a book... That or just play older video games on older systems...

The essentially want to be the Canadian equivelant of Puerto Rico, apparently.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but you should share this part with us! Take plenty of photos, and if at all possible, try to get them to wrestle in Jello!

My personal favorite: "The fallacies of gravity just curious if anyone can explain these errors that many people are aware of when it comes to the theory of gravity number 1. the way gravity reads, scientists have you think that objects of larger mass would have more of a gravitational pull then objects of smaller mass. so tell me how this makes sense when we look at the sun we see the earth orbiting the sun, and the moon obriting the earth. if gravity were true, shouldnt our moon be orbiting the sun??? oh better yet, how come a planet way out in the distance such as neptune will orbit the sun, yet its moons will not orbit the sun??? something is wrong here, even at thise immense distances the moons will orbit the planets and not the sun, yet the suns "gravity" is strong enough supposedly to keep the planets in orbit. number 2. why is it, only planets have orbits?? you could put a space shuttle in outter space and a astronaut will not orbit it. you could put the smallest pebbble into outter space and it will not orbit the space shuttle. why is this???? if gravity were true then surely such small objects would orbit larger ones, especially in space number 3. on earth we see things that defy "gravity" on a daily basis. birds and airplanes for example. are you going to tell me that the gravity of the sun is strong enough to keep PLUTo in orbit but not an airplane or a little bird?????? number 4. scientists dont know how gravity works. or what it really is, and even then we see anaomolies in space that defy gravity so my point is that gravity(like other scientifist "tHeories" is very on shaky grounds. it doesnt have the evidnece to back it up, and when examined critically it falls under the pressure(no pun intended ) show me a pebble that orbits a mountain or a bird that orbits the earth and then gravity will make sense. or better yet just show me how gravity works(if it works at all) and then maybe it will be more than just a theory how do you evolutionsts explain gravity???" Especially since evolutionists use the fact that gravity is also 'just a theory' this becomes so much funnier, because this guy clearly understands little to nothing about both theories...

Wow, everyone else actually has ideas. I think I'm going to buy my mum and dad an iPod. As for my two sisters I don't know. TofuSr. is 'above(/below) the law' and downloads any movies or TV series or music that she wants, so that sort of thing is out of the question. My other sister... I just have no idea what to get for her, either.

Woah, woah, woah, Florida and the Cubans are two differant matters. The States are incapable, as per the U.S. Constitution of doing as much. I still know what you're talking about, though. The way I see this, the decision to become an independant country rests on the shoulders of a majority, and not a simple majority, I don't think. Isn't something like 2/3 required in order for the F.C.s to get their own state? I could be making that up, but I think I heard someone mention that at some point...

Quite possibly the funniest repository of stupidity ever Offensive to Creationists, especially if your IQ is below ten like most of the suppliers of these quotes were.

Though you can put several dozen sullistan regiments on board. And bolster the defenses on a world with as many resource points as you want. And create fall-back locations for it. In my games I typically make three or four "base" locations, with all resources donated to shields and LNR batteries. If one base is discovered, I jump to a new one and build another in the unknown regions. Even if I am unable to move the base, the LNRs and shields ought to daunt most fleets enough that they won't decimate themselves trying to destroy the world. Add to that the ability to run with an ion cannon and, well, you're sittin' pretty.

So... Now your a man whore?

A) You didn't post the vid you wanted to post. B) The vid I think you wanted to post has been posted on here several times.

My whole area has gone Wii nuts. I've told them all to go to the bathroom to get rid of their Wii.

You know, the scary part is that my search was actually for denon...

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Crud, a mere 48 left...

I'm going to get a job at the local theater after winter break. According to a friend if you join now you're going to be working Chistmas eve and all. I wouldn't mind if I were all alone, but my family will be back together for the holidays. So, yes, come January I shall attempt to get a job. The description of it that my friend gave me is, "You're paid to stand around and talk to the employees all day."

By the looks of it I'd say that's deffinately sound manipulation equipment. A quick glance through the internet shows that "demcom," the company listed on the piece of equipment manufactures CD players and the like. Thus I will assume this is a means to modify digital music whilst it is being played, IE a "New Age" bit of disk jockey equipment. Though this still begs the question: What on Earth is that junk?

Sounds like a pain in the ass.... I still have to learn a good twenty Supreme Court cases for my government mid-term... Then another thirty or so for the AP test.