DarthTofu

... My dad was in the Navy, thus I have access to military hospitals- severely reduced costs, severely decreased wait-time. I plan to join the Sea Bees partly because of that benefit....

Holy toledo! Matthew Perry was one hell of an artist- Those things look like photographs! Damn!

It's been two years- that's almost infinaty in my opinion! Therfor, if we look at this in a wuantum physics manner, his bits and pieces making up his hands may have vibrated at the same frequency, thus causing his hands to fuse together into one solid mass!

His last post before the dissapearance. Don't be too freaked out by my looking that up, Womie- I've checked through a lot of old topics since I joined.... *Extends hand* DarthTofu, chief eccentric individual, at your service!

Holy crap! Course my chem teacher gives us chemical forumlas for explosives... She claims that, seeing as we can't buy the materials anywhere, she sleeps just fine having given us that knowledge... Little does she know my grandfather gets benefits having worked at Du'Pant! (However you spell it)

...Try family guy, pal...

Wouldn't you be alone anyway? No, no- I mean you are the only fighter craft out there.

That's a good one, Wormie! I like it! "I'm ready to fire my proton torpedos... If you know what I mean!"

So, erm, yes, I already commented on your return, but, a... Nice to see old faces that I never met before. I think nearly everyone from the 'old gang' on this site has checked in at one point or another short of "UntimelyDemise," I think his name was...(Might have been ultimate... Not sure.)

Don't be sorry, J, it's pretty interesting! Do you have any copies of Darwin material? Pure curiosity, not that it has any baring on the subject. I must get around to reading The Wheel of Time series. @Rob: I am also a fan of the Paolini books (The author of Eragon and Eldest ) I must say, however, some of his stuff is rather dumb, such as the blatant atheist preaching midway through Eldest. I also want to point out something *Spoilers for those who have not read it- I'll post 'em in black* It's really friggin' obvious that the source of Galbatorix's power is the people in his kingdom. He draws all of his power from them and uses it to concentrate his spells- the reason he just keeps on getting stronger and also the reason Murtagh has a ton of voices in his head when Eragon assaults his mind. *End spoilers* Anybody here read the Mary Roach books "Stiff" and "Spook?" I'm currently working on the latter- both are facinating and witty non-fiction, in which you learn about such subjects as 1) Live crash-test dummies 2) People who crucified themselves to be more like Jesus 3) The Scientific America's medium challenge 4) How severed human heads are used to practice plastic surgery 5) What happens if you donate your body to science (And what can happen if you don't) ... And lots more! Trully facinating stuff.

Unless bigfoot is sentient and really wants to be left alone, he doesn't exist. I voted that you're on crack, Rob, but that was just on general principle.

Wormie returns! A forum member thought to be dead, but apparently very much alive! The dead are rising... Scath will be back soon... Erm, right... As you all know, I broke my humerous (Don't make the obvious joke. It sucks, and I heard it 800+ times when it was in a 'shoulder immobilizer') Didn't know that it was broken until the following day when I got it X-rayed after a sleepless night that consisted primarily of "SSSSSSTTTTTHHHHH! AH! SSSSSSTTTTTHHHHH! AH! SSSSSSTTTTTHHHHH! AH! SSSSSSTTTTTHHHHH! AH!..." Nine weeks in the damned thing, and I wasn't even allowed to run because there was a fear that doing as much would shift the bones out of allignment, meaning that I'd have to get some of my marrow drilled out and a large metal rod stuck in its place. >.< Not fun...

Finally found where you first mentioned losing your left arm "From mid-humerous on down." Congrats- not many people know that that is the name for the bone running from your shoulder to your elbow. I broke mine and, consequentially, learned what it was called. (Doctor: What the hell? I've only seen old men and women break this bone before! Me: Shut up and give me meds, dammit!)

Is it similar in writing style to Tolkein's books? A personal favourite of mine at the moment is "The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul" by Douglas Adams... Rest in peace, mate- it's a great story about the Norsk gods living among man and how the all-father Odin- well, I won't give it away to you all. I also want to read "The God Delusion," primarily because too many people try to convert me daily... Though I have found joy in simple math used against them. Me: So without you god, would you say that you're nothing? Converter: Absolutely! Me: So what you're saying is "You - God = 0" Converter: Yes! Me: Alright, so through simple algebra... "You - God + God = 0 + God" "You = God" You're God! WOW! In some extreme instances I'm an ass and go on to use Douglas Adams's H2G2 proof about how proof of the existance of God disproves God's existance.

Google bought Youtube. Prepare to lose tons of videos over 'copyright infringement.'

On an unrelated note, since no one has gotten the footstool riddle, should I post a different one? My bad! Must have taken it out of my profile Edit: Wow! a mere 8.5 million hits and the site will have been view 1 billion times! I kind of want to 'spam hit' that site toward the end just to be number 1 billion. Edit2: In just one day he got over 8.5 million hits! Holy crap!

I'm actually pro choice when it comes to abortion. Provided that the child has only been developing for a month at most, granted. Call me crazy, but I'd really say that's when "life" begins (On a spiritual level, that is. This is based primarily upon the conception of the brain.) I see this new technology as a boon to those who lack the abilities to reproduce, but would still want to. There is, however, the issue that A) Our population around the world has already skyrocketed and B) This is going to make getting adopted for an orphan all the more difficult. Give it enough time and this may well turn into "A Brave New World." I'd say that I'm for this, but only if it's for those with special needs as opposed to those who just don't want to go through childbirth, though are perfectly capable. There needs to be an ethics draft on the matter, I guess.

Damn, well aren't we Racist against Mexicans, Rob... You'd better be being racist against Mexicans, at any rate! @JH: What's with this "will rise" thing? I believe the phrase goes, "The South rises higher than those **** heads in the North can ever hope to rise."

They are not words you'd like to hear. And yes, stuff like that officially beats stupid YTMNDs. ZOMG SEASON ONE VID OF SGA! ... And yes, "DarthTofu2" is, in fact, me. Edit:Some fanfiction for Doctor Who fans That I desperately want some ****ing reviews for!

I'm not even opening any of those. It's just stupid. Borderline retarded, as a matter of fact. It's the sort of thing that constitutes a hole in the theory of evolution.

Fair point- by 'cloaking device' I meant 'indistinguishable to the naked eye.' It would be more effective to call it highly evolved camo. than to call it a cloaking device.

We already have a sort of cloaking device. I saw an article on it a long time ago. I believe that it consisted of a small box of flatscreen transmitters (Lightweight TVs, essentially) and a camera for each side. When one looked at it they saw a live image of what was on the other side of the person or object. It was hailed as an invisibility cloak at the time. I think it was in Popular Science...

*twitch* Okay, that was a bit too random... Not to mention stupid. Very, very stupid...

Alright, here's a pollish thingy: What's everyone's favourite movie(s)? My personal favourites: "The Cube," "Nothing," "Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail," "History of the World Part I." (The Mel Brooks film)

Note to self: Get some thermite Exploding cigars just got a whole lot more painful, smokers!