DarthTofu

Very gouda work, Krytos. Ah... I crack myself up...

ZahnConsortium- Forces of Corruption ... That's all I've got. Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. E took all o' mine.

So who remembers the first Dark Forces game?

So stupid it's hilarious- sort of spoilers if you haven't played Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast, though not really... Edit: Not safe for work. Actually, not safe, period. Lots of swearing, and a rather disturbing message...

What's with all the blood dripping down her... Umm... face. Yes, her face... What's with it? @Krytos: "Wet Water" lol @Rob: Splines are essentially arcs, I think. You draw a line and then "edit" it, taking certain points along the segment and moving them to new locations, resulting in the rest of the line moving. They can be very useful for making circular shapes as you can just draw up one half of the profile of the shape and then revolve it around a central point.

I beat Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast relatively quickly and thought it was pretty spectacular, primarily because the last FPS I played was a demo for Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight. Anyway, in checking on how to change my lightsaber color on the wookie (Blue always kinda annoyed me) I came across this cheat for PC: If you type in "g_saberrealisticcombat 20" and suddenly attacking enemies will not only take off a hand if you're lucky, or an arm/leg if you're really lucky. It'll slash 'em just about every single time, and what's more, it'll slash 'em all over the place!! Kept me entertained for hours doing things like this on the second to last level... Plus it was really fun to watch Dessan get chopped in half in the final level So, yeah, if you have JK II and didn't know about the cheat, you might want to pop the disk in and get some entertainment out of it. Oh, plus it's great to watch Kyle die if a Reborn or Shadowtrooper is faster 'n you...

*Points at rank* Wheras now I am, in fact, the Ultimate n00b!

"Ah, well." Tofu? I think you're missing the point here. You have basically ruined the movie going experience for me. Whether "pretty predictable" or not, I had not seen the movie yet, and now this epic event in the movie is ruined thanks to you. It would be like I had seen TPM or AotC or RotS before you and the next day just plain out said "oh dude, when Darth Maul died..." or "Dude I can't believe a guy named jango fett was the basis for all the clones".. or any other random fact spoiling some moment in the movie. You may like ruining movies for yourself and look up these things before the movie even reaches theaters, but I dont. Rob and SOCL were both smart and caring enough to put a spoiler warning on the beginning of their posts as to not RUIN a moment in the movie. A point which was lost to you, I guess... whether or not Tofu... it deserves more than an "Oh.. Oops. Ah, well." You couldve at least apologized. Jeez, sorry! I didn't know it was that big of a deal for you! As has been said, the plot is pretty weak, so that isn't really a major aspect of it hurt for you. There's still plenty to see, and really all it is is seeing. Sorry if that ruined it for you, but you could stand to be a bit less into it...

Jeez, these things just die so easily! Here's a nice short one for those of you who have nice and short attention spans: It isn't my best work by any means, but I think it's alright. I might wind up having to enter it in a contest if I can't get that piece where I used Rob's name down to 1500 words from the original 2,200-some (2,000 right now!) Anyway: My Requiem First let there be laughter. I want no tears shed for me, for nothing is gained through that sorrow. Funerals are too solemn an occasion for everyone, including the young, to have to sit through it all stony-faced and trying not to crack a smile at the little eight-year-old child in the third row’s antics. Let me write my own eulogy, with plenty of jokes that only my close friends and family will understand, like the time we threw bread at each other from across a crowded restaurant, or how we used to play with old bits of wood, envisioning them as our blazing swords of truth and justice. Let there be no tears- instead, only smiles. I would be remembered in more ways than one. Let the money for a proper burial be spent on other things, more important things, things for the living- my daughter can finally afford that house she was trying so hard to buy for her children as well; my youngest son can find his way to college; my sister can open that restaurant she always wanted to. Let the black cloth be torn from the windows. Let sunlight stream in, for I entered this world in light, and I would leave it in same. How can there be smiles at a funeral when no light can shine on white teeth and red lips? Do not wear black yourselves, my friends. Your normal clothes will do, fully of bright colors and witty words; there is no need to hide such things from me. Let me be remembered by all, not as the obscure uncle who passed away in December, not as that poor fellow that had to leave the hospital in a bag instead of a wheelchair, but as the man who’s funeral was fun. The man who died full of life, and lived beyond the grave. Let it be a legacy, one that will live on in another’s mind; let them look upon how I lived, what I did with my life, and laugh. Let them nod their head, and years from the day, when they lie upon their own deathbed, let them write their own eulogy, let them shun the tears, let them bring in the sunlight, let them create their own legacy. But first and foremost, let there be laughter.

Watch his signiture for a little while. Also: Are you familiar with your Jim Carry movies? Just in case you aren't

Tofu... I'm gonna kill you for that. Next time dude... before you say something that epic.. give a little warning. Like the other two people before you did. Rob, SOCL.. thank you very much for your spoiler warnings. I'll read those posts AFTER I see the movie on Tues. Freaking Tofu..... Oh... Oops. Ah, well. As everyone has said, it was pretty predictable...

... Yeah, pretty much. @Mad: Eh, just read the comment on Youtube...

Seeing as you joined in '02, Paul, and Mad is shown as joining in '04, it would seem that either Mad is newer than you remember or he took a two year hiatus from the site after it got a new location....

Doh! Sorry, I thought you were at the base helping to pick up survivors- I'll edit it so that I streamed outa Home Two... My bad, Conway, sorry...

I have an exam tommorow. Why the hell did I type this up today? “Ow…â€

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Last-supper-leonidas.jpg http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Georgidas_and_Xenijad.png Neither are mine, both are creepy...

Ewwww....

When Harry died one of my friends almost cried. I laughed at him and threw smuggled-in-candy in his face for it. I liked the New Goblin, if only because of that kickass Sky Stick! I want one of 'em! That thing was sweet as hell, and you know it! His redemption thing was kinda predictable, though, with "Oh, Spidey is getting his ass kicked. This last one'll finish him off- cue the cavalry to arrive." Ugh. The final fight was cool, though, despite the corny teamwork ("Grab my hand for a super-dooper-double-kick!")

I didn't wait for the last link to fully load, but I assume that it doesn't really fully load, and that's the odea, right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Haha! I'm going to make that my new avatar (for real this time)

"Redemption"??? Why would anyone need redemption after targeting Tofu? Seems to me we should be getting praised for such an act. Maybe even paid... You're currently a stick figure in the comic... you can be made into less... Edit: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/lookatme.jpg http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/lookatme2.jpg http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/lookatme3.jpg The result of a distinct lack of inspiration... And in answer to the question: I'm lazy and it's too much effort.

I love MST3K I hope this isn't a repost ROBOT CHICKEN! I appologize in advance

See it- it vaguely reminds me of KotOR II in that it has a part that makes you go "What? That sucked! Argh!" (Though fortunately it isn't the ending that does this to you... That ending really hurt. Great game with a terrible ending! Argh! I almost don't want to replay it with darkside allignment...) but overall is friggin' awesome. Warning: This picture may make you piss your pants it's so awesome.

I saw Spidey III today- kick-ass for the most part, though there is a rather disturbing, awkward, and not-quite-as-funny-as-it-seemed-it-was-supposed-to-have-been scene involving what I and my frineds agreed upon as being the "Emo Peter Parker." Ugh. Fortunately it got better. Topher Grace makes an amazing Venom (some of the best lines ever) as well as a great character in general. The final fight (Which I won't give details away about) is truly world-class, though kind of predictable at a few points, and rather corny in one or two. All in all I'd give the movie 3 1/2 to 4 stars. Good, with astounding special effects, but unfortunately with that same painful stupidity of using science as the equivelant of magic in a lot of cases...