DarthTofu

@J: Heh- I like the Obi-Wan angel thing! Must steal that pic...

It's Cyanide and Happiness. If you can't understand why a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon is hillarious it's probably time that you put an end to your life, because you can clearly no longer laugh at anything.

... And that, lady's and gentlemen, is why I like to know how to fix things myself.

Gore... Hehe- you know you're a nerd when you go to, say, 300, watch one of the characters get beheaded, and go "Hey! There's a jugular vein in his neck! He should be spurting blood like a fountain! A bloody fountain, I tell you!"

Connery? Like Sean Connery and all? Loading... Loading... STILL loading.... STILL BLOODY LOADING... ... And ultimately not really worth the wait. It sucked. It was terrible. I actually gouged my eyes out after reading it was so bad. And yet it was still better than half of my comics.... J/K. It wasn't nearly that good. PS: It would really help if you could read what they were saying more easily. Oh, and I was just screwing with you- it's kinda funny.

Nice stuff, Eagle. I especially like those "Black Hole Troopers," though i hate the name...

Dammit, I'm always late in checking this thread for who's B-day it is! Happy (late) birthday, Bud.

It certainly represents that random aspect of you... Tell ya what- I'll do my best to make you a more-decent one for your birthday. It's the fifteenth, right? I have a whole week to procrastinate- erm, work on it...

Who knows? Tex is just a violent bastard, ya know? @Krytos: FSM I love that strip! It's hillarious!

Haha! BTW: nice new avatar, Krytos. If I ever get around to looking at some Max tutorials I'll have to make myself a nice one. Edit: Enjoy, Tex!

*Blows off the dust* http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/new.jpg http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/re-used.jpg The product of two minutes' work after reading endless "Cyanide and Happiness" strips...

Oh my... Why on Earth did you switch? That's a piece of crap! It does you no justice whatsoever! Use the Canadian Ninja if you have to use one of my creations... Jeeze.

What the hell? When I said "famous" I meant it more in the "Is-behind-amazing-things" famous sense. Sort of like the way Peter Jackson is famous, just on a lesser level by far.

Unfortunately I have some other friends who work there who are jackasses sometimes... And no, no way in hell would my folks take me to something rated R, and no way in hell would I see it with 'em. I might see it on Friday (tommorow) since I'll be with some friends, though one of them will be seeing it for the third time... Edit: Okay, so I finally saw 300 today, and all I can say is OMFFSM that was awesome! I was totally expecting it to be pointless violence and boss monsters the movie, but it wasn't! In the end it was actually kind of moving, and the fighting and the action and the plot and... ARRRGH! It was spectacular! *Does a heel click* FSM I loved it!

Here, Rob. You can use this: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Canadiannina.jpg I got bored and made it a long time ago after a large ninja-drawing contest resulted in my "There are NINJAS about!" sign being changed to a "There are NINJAS aboot!" sign, which led to the formation of the Canadian ninja. I also tried to draw you based on your facebook photos... It, uh... it didn't turn out too good. People with short hair are hard to draw in paint... I used my old body from the airport scene and tried to just modify the head. That failed, so I tried making a new one. That was too small, so I made another one. That one was too small as well, so I just said "screw it," finished it up, and posted it... Speaking of your anti-Hillaryness: How ironic is this?

Rather funny bit of chain E-mail for you all: A blonde walks into an auto shop and says that she needs her 710 replaced. The mechanics look at one another, then look back at her and ask "What on Earth do you mean by a 710?" She insists that there is one, and when asked to draw a picture she says that she's no good at art, and can't. Shrugging, the mechanics take her to a car in the lot and ask he to point out the car's 710. She pops the hood and points at this. Edit: Holy crap! Could the one we know as Wormy maybe be this Wormy as well? We might have somebody famous on the forums! Well, sort of. More like we might have had somebody famous on the forums. But still! How cool would that be?!? (PS: If the one known as Wormy really is a TES worker, please get a DarthTofu easter egg in the next game for me since I found this out. Please?)

You've really got to love how every single person has voted for the "Yes, for the love of all that is holy, please!" option on this. *Taps LLF on the shoulder* Hey- Is it done yet? Huh, huh, huh? Is it done yet? Is it? Is it?

Your picture doesn't seem to be working... Edit: Okay, now it works... Saw Bridge Over the River Kwai after I played Colonel Bogie's (sp?) march for band. Brilliant flick!

Gah! I want to see 300 so bad!!!! Unfortunately the thing is rated R, so I have to get a friend who's seventeen or older to buy me a ticket. Either that or hope that my friend who works at the theater didn't get fired when he didn't show up over Spring Break and can let me into the theater for 300 when I have a ticket for another movie...

Others have, but let's not dig up "old" topics Tofu, all I can say is ... it's great to have the freedom of self expression. As much as your avatar is disturbing, it definitely matches with your rank insignia. Why some people mutilate themselves is beyond me, and why you would pick a disturbing picture of yourself, just boggles my mind. Why not just a "normal" picture with a smile? But, whatever floats your boat That is a normal picture of me, Tex. Why must you be so cruel? Why!? Eh, it fits my personality, you must admit. On the subject of the avatar defining the person: I remember when BS changed his avatar from that 3D batman thing to his current one I thought there was a new member on the forums, and that an old one had run away! Mad's avatar, popping up as frequently as it did, helped me to get to know some of the people here and latch onto them. AdmiralToguroani (sp?) was another one while he was here. Tex posted so infrequently that I was amazed to notice that he had joined at around the same time as me when I checked on it around post #1000 for me. Oh, Mitth was another one back when he was a Spam Lord.

... Is this the part where I say I like the one with the DS and Earth? All very nice! @Krytos: Put me in the center of the scene! I'll draw everyone's focus to it and keep it stuck there!

Wait- Jacen turns to the Dark Side? Gah! Why did you have to ruin that for me?!? I was going to read that series with no spoilers after I found out all about the Vong war in advance on Wookiepedia! Argh! Okay, yeah, so I actually already knew that from reading the article on Jacen, but still... There are three authors writing the novels: Aarson Allston, Troy Dennings, and... umm.... crap, I have no clue who it is.

If you're offended by someone saying that you liked one Sci-fi movie more than another Sci-fi movie you just might be a geek.

"The puppies make me feel better inside... I don't have the violent urges anymore. Thank you so much for the kittens, guys... Thanks so much! I'm going to go rethink my life, now..."

Don't worry- the people who care about either A) Play it or B) Are so huge that they'll never play it in their lifetime @Eagle: lol!