Darth_Rob

Texas Rangers? Ah yes, I always forget the senility of Tex. He hears the word "Rangers" and his mind has either the baseball team of the police force pictured...

The Rangers win their opening game 5-2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are some awesome pics. Nice touch ups J. (PS- you have a really cool job)

Now I have to try making it! It seems ridiculously complicated.

Well, its sort of like North Korea, where they act extremely hostile, without a chance of actually achieving any type of military victory.

This year its on Wednesday, October 31.

Here it is

That is great JH!!!

I think my favorite "oldie" is Dr. Strangelove...

Hmmm...I dont know how I did that. Here is a more recent event.

Tad out of date... What is that all about?

Russia has been making some pretty bold moves lately. As I brought up in the randomness thread, the Russians have implanted a flag on the North Pole, making a claim for its resources. You can read that article here. Now today I saw thisarticle, which states that Russia has been sending fighter jets over Alaska, and that U.S. and Canadian forces have attempted to escort them out several times. However, the Russians leave before they are engaged. Based on these two events, I think that Russia is causing trouble. First they claim Santa's home, and then they buzz through U.S. airspace. Who do they think they are???

Two double posts in one day. I best watch myself. After doing a crud-load of research, I have finally found a thesis for my paper that the professor does not feel is too "broad". I will be writing on how Yuri Gagarin's successful flight into outer space actually allowed the U.S. to beat the Soviets to the moon. The basic gist is that the U.S. had three rockets that could be refitted to reach the moon. They were missiles from three branches of the US armed forces: the army, navy, and air force. The army missile was the one that NASA had the best chance of developing, but due to diplomatic bickering among brass, the navy was selected to have their missile used. So NASA had to put all their work on the back burner and try to further develop the navy's missile. While they wasted time doing this, the Soviet's had their rockets ready, and launched Gagarin to space in 1961. After this, JFK saw the need to get rocking, and allowed NASA to develop the army rocket. So thats basically what Im going to be getting at. My tentative bibliography is due next week, so I have to find two primary sources and 15 secondary sources. I think in the end we have to have a minumum of like 40 secondary and 6 primary sources...

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! With my evil necronomcal powers, I resurrect this thread in the name of the Dark One. And just in time for Halloween... As I stated in another thread, I will be mascaraing as Super Mario this Halloween, with the misses in tow as Princess Peach. We are actually hosting a Halloween party at my apartment this year, so it will be a ton of fun. What is everyone else doing?

Heck, its the 2000s and I still think it's a girl.

J, that was stupendously hilarious!!!

That is an awesome idea Tofu. The Blues Brothers were one of the original ideas for Halloween with the misses and me this year, but it lost to Mario and Princess Peach.

Do you mean this Boy George? You must have been REALLY drunk!

It took me a while too. If you look by her right arm, there's a trail, and 3PO and R2 are trotting along it.

I liked Doom...

I got to see The Gameplan today, staring "The Rock". If you're a fan of his other movies, then check this out. It was very funny, yet heart-warming. I happen to think that he turned out to be a damned good actor. The only movie he was in that I hated was The Scorpion King, but everything after that was golden...

Probably my only drunk story is from a couple of years back when I was an assistant manager at a restaurant, and we all went to one guys house for a crazy party. It was one of my first times really drinking, and I really drank, and in the process I told one of the cooks that he was fired, and if I saw him at work the next day I would throw him out. But while I was smashed at my sister's wedding, I did not do anything out of control. If anything, I probably told my sister and her husband that I loved them one to many times.

Speaking of beer, my sister went to Germany for OktoberFest for her honeymoon.

I would never play for real money. The only time I would is maybe with a few friends around the house. But NEVER online or in Vegas.

Wait. You have beer in Switzerland?! I thought beer was Eagle and Verdex's thing...