Well, you see...that's a different story. You see, once upon a time I visited England and me and Jahled (you know his real name, right?) had one too many beers--err, I mean cans of lager, and...well...I drank, ran around, yadda, yadda, yadda, I ended up wearing a lampshade on my head for the rest of the night. Hopefully so. Well, of course, that's me!