SOCL

Yeah, that has happened to me more than once...and my dad is a chaplain (a military pastor/preacher)! Ironic, ehh? You might want to, if you're still interesting, try to find a Bible that has you read a little from here and little from here, skipping around, but still giving you relevent points that connects, that way you don't get bored with the "this guy had this guy, who had this guy, who had this guy, who had this guy...etc". My Bible is like that and I have yet to get bored, thus far. Well, it is the number one best seller of all time.

And thus, thanks to human nature, would have caused more people to dislike SW than there already are...those damned heathens!

I tried it once, but got bored and gave up after most of the right side of the screen sectors were gone....

My exact reason for wording it the way I did. They may...and they may not.... We'll see.

Butt uv cors u kan, Antilliless! I thought we establish that he is your mother.

Jeez, you're going to have on hell of a time! Like I said: "one hell of a time! "

Thanks, Elvis, but it seems that this thread is dying (but by no means close it as it may suddenly may come out of a coma) due to the fact that I don't know how to work my website (I know, that sounds stupid). So, people, PLEASE, if you could host "Magical Lies" on your site (if you don't mind, of course), then PLEASE speak up! Hey, Asst. Webmaster Scath, how about a fanfic section here at SWR that is not only for SW stories, but all sorts of stories and fan fictions? Bring it up, if you get a chance. I'll help in what I can! So, anyone know somewhere I can post "Magical Lies" for people to read?

There's a SWR Zoot card?! Well, that's the last time I let you give me free music!

C'mon guys, now you can't leave Good Ol` SOCL out of it, after all, me and Scath are the rank dudes here at SWR. So, Scath, as Asst. Webmaster (see, you still got stuck with the assistant thing! ) do you get moderating powers?

I agree, all the copies probably hate me. Hmm...I wonder if someone could use Resource Hacker to try to find the "I hate SOCL" file and delete it, or maybe make a "Like SOCL" mod for me?

Oops. If our dear moderator would be so nice as to delete the second one for me, I would appreciate it.

OOC: Not a problem, Trej; not a problem at all. IC: Socl watched the fight carefully, his eyes flickering back and forth. Next to him, Janus was getting edgy. They were losing fighters and two Star Destroyers had already reported malfuncations and the crews were preparing to abandon. Of course, this wasn't the fleet admiral's personal fleet, so these fools manning the prized Star Destroyers had no idea what was truly happening. Off to the port-bow, a Star Destroyer--the Illustria--exploded. "Admiral..." Janus carefully and quietly insisted. Socl's flickered to the debris of the Ilustria then to Janus. "No need to worry, captain...not just yet." The fleet admiral turned to the bridge officer. "Lieutenant, order the Ra Cailum to seize fire." "Cease fire? But, sir--" "Do as you're ordered, lieutenant," Socl shot back with all the venom a former special operations commando and Naval fleet admiral could call upon. "Yes, sir," the lieutenant said, turning to the fire-control operator. "Cease fire!" The acknowledgment came an instant later and the Ra Cailum's turbolaser batteries stopped their barrage. "Communications," Socl called out to the comm officer, "open a secure line to Vong flagship." Janus' eyes nearly exploded out of his head. "Admiral, I must insist--" "Wait, captain...just wait," Socl said sternly. "But, sir, such an action has only been attempted once before, and it ended with the destruction of--" "Lines open, sir. Transmission coding?" the comm officer officer asked. "Delta 45-3A," the fleet admiral replied, ignoring Janus' plea to reconsider. "Aye, sir," the comm officer acknowledged and keyed in the appropriate code. "Transmission ready--ah!" the comm officer screamed, taking his headset off, revealing a high-pitched screech coming over the transmission. "As I suspected," Socl mumbled to himself. "Lieutenant," he said to the bridge officer, "call down to the communications quarter and have them calibrate secure transmission Delta 45-3A to transmission vector 9-8, specific: 2E." "Aye, sir," the lieutenant said and sent the order along. Seconds later, the high-pitched screech clicked off and was replaced by an odd, pulsating thump...almost like a heartbeat.... "Excellent," Socl said, a smile crawling up his face. "Sub-Lieutenant, are you alright?" he asked the comm officer. The acting sub-lieutenant communications officer nodded as he replaced his headset. "Yes, sir." "Good; resecure the line and hold it. Then signal the Rewloola and transmit that line to them as well, Captain Maedj will know what to do." Fleet Admiral Socl then turned to Captain Janus and smiled. "We are ready...."

Well, yeah, but that's Wal-Mart. They'll migrate anywhere, following their thousand-year-old nomadic culture in search of money and attempting to establish a monopoly that gets away due to loopholes in the system.You know, there are a total of five--no, wait, six Wal-Marts where I live (right outside of post)?! And they're all Supercenters! And they're all less than fifteen minutes away by car!!! Clarksville, Tennesse, USA: Land of the Wal-Marts.

How interesting. And what about little Anakin? You don't want to know I've heard rumors...but really? That bad? Man, that is bad. He gets fat and becomes a major crime lord on Tatooine. How sad. WHAT?! OMG! That is sad! He turns to the dark side!!! How sad, indeed!!! ...wait a second.... What do Jabba, Anakin Skywalker, and Chewie have in common?... Hmm...they were all quite tall...they were all mean (when they wanted to be)...they are all dea--oh my....

Scath, in regard to people liking Legolas more so than Gandalf: I believe its all rooted in psychology. You see, the older and/or traditional generation that read the books and, thus, enjoyed the characters and story much more saw Gandalf as being the pinnacle of what a character should be. Where as the resent generation that doesn't read as much and prefers the movie (unless they were to truly take time and read the books), saw only bits and pieces and saw this cool guy who looked like Link out of the Legend of Zelda named Legolas and said, "WHOA! Check that dude out! He's the coolest!" You'll even notice that for each generation I used different wordy to further personify and ellaborate on the point. You agree, or am I out in left field with yet another strike of the BEAK Imperator?

HUA!

As to the Coruscant celebration. It was incorporated in Iron Fist, there one of the newr recruits in Antilles squadron tells that he was part of a Corsucant resistance group that received nes and footage of Endor and projected it on the plaza. The mob went crazy and destroyed statues -(celebration scene in SE ROTJ) but then stormies came and shot themI had not known that. Thank you for pointing that out to me, Trej!

These are all late...who cares? Exactly. Puerto Rico is not its own country, but 100% commonwealth of the United States...one step away from being a state and two (or one, depending who you ask) step(s) away from being an independent nation. You're either making some snide comment about the fact that I am the Grand Imperator of BEAK or are simply tired of my explaining everything to you...well too bad! Here goes: I think it all started about the time I joined where Trej originally said I had a Gamorrean fetish after I had my first encounter with Zoot and was forced to have a Gamorrean nurse. Luckily (sorry), wormie came along and mentioned something to Trej and, well, Trej turned it around and pointed the fetish to wormie. I think it's in the "Beeing promoted in the forums" thread, but I may be wrong.... This may all extend further back.... OUCH! Very good, wormie! Quite! Careful or else we'll stick a running gag on you that you'll learn to fear...and hate.... Excellent point, wormie, excellent! It is indeed Trej who always brings those pigs up.... Hmm...Jahled, remember when you supposedly looked through Scath's computer and found a picture of wookie wearing bikini in his harddrive? Well, could you check Trej's?...

Costa Rica's weather sounds a lot like Puerto Rico's own. In Puerto Rico it rains everyday to the point that you can set your clock by it; does it there as well, Trej?

Makes me think you're not too tall, for some reason.

Have you guys heard of the The Waltrix? Well, it's something made by some Half-Life fan(s) at Planet Half-Life's hosted site The Scientist Killing Club. Well, let me put is this way: I thought The Waltrix was FAR better than the second Matrix, and that says a lot since I didn't particularly enjoy The Waltrix. If you don't know anything about Half-Life, go here: PHL If you don't know anything about Walter Bennett (the scientist in The Waltrix), go here: Walter's World. It's HILLARIOUS and, don't worry, not homosexual (as The Waltrix may confuse you).

I think the Jedi shall find out that he is Darth Sidious, but I seriously doubt Yoda and Palpatine will fight. I mean, can you imagine the powers at work there? It would destroy planets and, maybe, even the entire galaxy. I think Yoda, when he finds out about Palpatine being the Sith Master, will only lower his head, frown in that old-man looking face he does, and just shake his head in saddness....or something like that.

Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhtttttttt.

Okay, let's finish off this Endor's moon garrison now! I presented the problem to Colonel Peterson (active U.S. Army officer), soon to be chief of staff here at Fort Campbell (makes him the fourth highest person on an Army base of over 5,000 personnel), and he decided to comment on the subject. First off, he says that ALL secret military bases, though it would seem logical to keep a small garrison, have garrisons that are either the size of a normal garrison (quite large) or more so. Generally, secret bases have garrisons that exceed those of public bases and their defenses are generally a lot higher, as well. A good example is Fort Campbell during the height of the Cold War. In the back of Fort Campbell, nuclear weapons were stored in bunkers (which are not cleared and one can see) and back then they were secret and completely hidden, but even so, the entire division (5000+ personnel), plus another brigade (900+ personnel), plus another whole division a few miles away (anotehr 5000+ personnel) were guarding the weapons...and still, it was secret and barely ANYONE knew it existed. My point, secret bases exist, but it is miltiarily correct and militaryily accpetable to have no less than the amount of personnel already stationed to the base. Here's a simpler point: secret bases have HUGE garrisons with MANY, MANY, MANY defenses and lines of patrols. That explanation was rather scetchy, so ask questions as needed and I'll ellaborate. By the way, this thread is going in a pattern (you notice this if you read it all, like I did) where we discuss why, then what if, then post-ROTJ, then Thrawn, then back to why. Interesting....

Hey! Maybe the upper Imperials have, but those under the character Socl's command have yet to do so....