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:: Closes his eyes, concentrates and uses the powers of the Dark Side of Moderation:: Yes, why? You and your moderating powers!

I suppose we decided this sometime ago, but this proves beyond a doubt that the game is hardwired to simply hate me.

I will drink coke? My goodness, I have never heard such a fowel thing! Everyone knows you can't drink coke, you can only snor--never mind. So Scath, is this website "full of subliminal messaging"?

Son of a bit-- Oh, sorry, I just got my ass whooped and for the life of me, I do NOT know how! I have a fleet of one SSD, three ISD IIs, four Strike-class cruisers, and a single Interdictor, all with full fighter cover (the Interdictor has been modified to carry one fighter). Okay, a rebel fleet with a single Liberator, it's fighters, and a VSD show up. I figure, hell, my fleet can take them on, so I let the computer run the show. Seconds later: my fleet has been lost! I have no fighters, no ISDs, no Strikes, and my SSD is in ruins! Additionally, the rebel fleet got away without a scratch, except for losing three fighters... All I have to say is: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!

You guys work together? Cool! ...oh...wait, you mean you work together here. I thought you mean't the real... ... ... never mind.

Okay, I think you guys are getting a little too...friendly. I mean, c'mon, I'm waiting for someone to get slapped and have their head spin around.

So it's a "good thing" and I'm not hurting my back when I do it, correct?

I think I'll go with Nr. 1! THANKS!

So you back cracks extremely loudly too, ehh, mask?

Perhaps, but sadly [in an overly- loud voice] we shall never truly know(!). Tisk(!), tisk(!)..

I'm about to sound like an ass. Err, Trej, I'm 100% grateful for the flag, but is there anyway you can make it 6KB or less? You see, NationStates won't load it unless it's 6kb or less. ...please?

WOO!!! EXCELLENT!!! THANKS A TON, TREJ(!), IT'S AWESOME! WOO YAY!!!

Hmm...I'd say it's more in the middle of that Star Destroyer.

Elvis, I was just joking, man. Jahled...?

You guys know the stereotypical close your fists and your fingers crack thing, right? No? Well, when I close my hands into fists they always crack! No matter how hard I try, they won't not crack. What does this mean?

Good work, Jahled; I'm sure he'll get it this time!

...I still don't quite get it. Do tell, mask.

Sounds familiar... Hey, who the hell is Diggins? If you don't know what I'm talking about, click on the drop-down menu at the top of the page were it says "Topics" and in the box it says "All Topics".

Ah, dude, where the hell have you been?!

Namely: yours.

I agree...but why Chile? Send him to Clarksville, Tennessee, USA; he'd fit right in with the less-than-normal locals.

Breath, my friend, everything shall be alright. Didn't you once say you believed in karma, Jahled? Well, what goes around comes around; those who abuse and do not bother to help others are not at in the top ten for good karma. Additionally, don't forget that it was Jesus the Christ who said, "...the meek shall inheret the earth." No worries, bro, continue being Jahled: a good man. But...does this mean Scath is okay?

? What's not to get? Just j/k.

By the way, where is Scath? I've tried e-mailing him to no avail. I'm getting a tad worried... I know I'm not an authority figure here, but, Evaders, I don't think it helps anyone nor does it make anyone feel confident/good when you make pessemistic comments such as this.