DarthTofu

You just joined today... Or did you just lurk without an account?

WHAT?! It took Evaders months to get mine on! ...not that I'm complaining. Took me one day. There was a discussion that perhaps at 4000 posts someone could change ranks. Really? When was this? I would think it would be at 5000, though... Why 5,000? 2,000 + 2,000 = 4,000... Thus you get to change your rank every 2,000 posts, and I could become a lesser god as opposed to the Ultimate n00b as my rank currently portrays! That was my secondary choice, actually....

You mean there is not a sun forge? Honestly, right after SOCL BEAKed D16 for the exact same thing... I don't really see the Star Forge as a Super Weapon... It cranks out ships very well, sure, but it was destroyed by what, three or four Republic Cruisers? Come on! A Super Weapon has to be hard to destroy in my book... Of course, then the Death Stars don't exactly count, now do they?

Hey, you're the one getting this thread off topic!

Welcome to the ways of the BEAK and BREAK. BEAK I know... What's BREAK? And shouldn't both of those acronyms include periods after each letter, being acronyms and what not?

What do you guys have against law enforcement? Are they corrupt in Georgia and Wisconsin?... Wait, does SOCL live in Alabama or Georgia? I don't remember... Eh, we'll go with Georgia... SOCL seems smart enough, and as we all know "Stars fell on Alabama..." and wiped out all signs of intelligent life!

You know what, I think I may have a new avatar....

Er, call me a fool for asking you this, but did you instal virus protection software before getting on the internet?

girls= time x money ____ money= \/ evil ___ time= \/evil ___ ___ girls= \/evil x \/evil girls= evil Was that the one you were looking for, Xan?

No, it's rather called cynism... Really? http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cynicism I don't think that applies to what I said... Though the deffenition of sarcasm doesn't exactly fit either.... http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm Wow, now we're debating grammar! What'd this thread even start out as?

Ooh, ooh, I know this one! I know this one! It's because to get driving one must have a point that they start at- thus the drive way is the beginning of the drive, the way to drive. A parkway is designed to look like a park with a median consisting of trees, grasses, and shrubs, and is not intended to be interpreted as a location to park your vehicle... I know, the cops told me so j/k

You were saying...

Yes, lurkers, it's time you introduced yourselves! The spammers have gotten their fill of talk in (As you probably already noticed if you are a lurker that checks regularly... Er, actually you'd notice that if you visited the site once and read through two or three topics ) Anyway, since SOCL doesn't remember/doesn't know any of you, all of the lurkers must now come out... Officially! Your yearly post shall go here so that we may know that you exist!

Lurkers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lurkers Edit: Hmm, now I have an idea for another topic....

*Sigh* Okay, no turning this into a pschological/ ethical debate. Everyone agree? *Looks around through telescope for hands* Okay, I see a few hands raised in other parts of the world. I don't know if they're yours or not, but we're all going to act like they were... I just happen to be a creative sadist... BS is the general sadist, but I really like how grotesque the idea is of taking someone else (Your enemy)'s skeleton, plating it in gold, silver, and all sorts of pretty things to make it a beautiful and priceless mockery of what it was in life before sending it to your enemy to sicken them and strike fear into their hearts... Plus I've always kind of wondered what happens when you die, seeing as the only people who know are in no condition to let anyone know what happens...

lol, I was gonna say! So far I'd say that the lurkers and Evaders are our only non-spammers... Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen Evaders do anything but write to stay on topic, or mention the need to be respectful or lock a thread in the outside interests section... How come you never talk like one of the guys (And gals) do, Evaders?

*Twitch* I never thought it would reach the point where anyone was random enough in their logic to lose me... *sob* FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD! *Stabs self through heart with the double bladed swordfish (Recently beaten with cheese until sharp)*

Some more randomness for 'yall: http://www.addictinggames.com/supermonkeypoopflinging.html An advisement: Take it in small doses. Can be lethal to those with better things to do with their life.

*Wham!* *WHAM!* *WHAM!* Did we really just logically prove that politicians and math are the fifth and sixth horsemen of the apocalypse respectively? Something is wrong with our heads...

Er, why do we need a button to tell us if the world is gone? Won't we kind of be dead? I read a bit of it- if the moon has gone rocketing off, won't it be incredibly obvious as the tides change dramatically and I start to drown?

Its called sarcasm, Scath... Though I did actually have that idea for a movie and such... Its sort of like saying everything that some genius has done, then dating it the day before they did everything that they did...

Oh, don't worry, you do that in your back yard, pretend to scream in pain, wait till someone comes out and screams then yell "April Fools!" You don't actually let anyone call an amublance.

Go ahead and think it, but you'll always have the little voice in the back of your head that knows the truth...

Hey, you have 333 posts already- just another... er (777 + 500... Carry the one...) 1,277 posts to go! Get spamming! Er, posting...

Er, correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you the one who whined that people ought to know that you can change the "Ship Value" I believe it was with RebED? You, know, so that the AI will build more of a certain type of ship? Just set the D.S.'s Maintenance down and raise the ship value doohicky... That being the technical term, of course