DarthTofu

Yes, we would... He would be whining and wouldn't shut up for days about it

Isn't sounds what Shaggy says on Scooby-Doo? I'm only BEAKing to help my reputation after Mitth reamed me. Wait, what? What does that have to do with this? I always thought it was "Zounds..." Back to our Super Weapons, here... I propose the "Design a Super Weapon Competition" For ages ten and up. Simply draw up your idea for a super weapon and submit to the local Imperial garrison. The best Super Weapon will be picked out by top Imperial Researchers and constructed... After the Rebels manage to destroy it, we'll choose the next-best-one and gradually get crappier and crappier until we're the Imperial Remnant. My idea for an awesome Super Weapon: Molecular Vibration Alternator. Think that your ship is awesome? Possibly even invincible? Think that it can't be beaten? In fair combat, sure, but not with this baybe. Suddenly you're slipping through the flooring as the molecules it is composed of beging vibrating ever faster and you get sucked out into space along with the atmosphere... Congradulations, you just lost your ship while it was still in mint condition.

Have to agree... The forums are like a chatromm on steroids at the moment, so may I suggest everyone calming down a little? Quality isn't made by quantity, which is one factor i'm checking in here less at the moment. I'm officially going to start limiting myself... Starting tommorow I will post at most twice in one day per thread.

Oh, hey, somebody else has facebook, cool... @SOCL Harsh, man... As we have already proved women are evil... Remember what Xan said, though- you could be paying her alimony We're here for you if you ever want a pat on the back... Okay, actually only a couple of people here can really give you a pat on the back. If you want some form of creative revenge on the other hand, you have the whole forum to help you out, there

lol, you've been to Kennedy as well, eh? You know the Lego area for small children? There's a miniature Space Shuttle and holding piece in there that's roughly eight feet tall built out of Legos... I helped build it when I was seven... But you're actually willing to pay to get in there? Place is boring as hell to me, maybe because I saw it all when I was a kid, er, a younger whipper-snapper as Tex would say... Everything is over-priced and over-tourist-acised...

Meh, I just placed it kinda close to where I live... I zoomed in, turns out that I put that marker way North of where I am... Good luck finding me in Kennedy Space Center

I got the test, but not the actual game... I sent you a reply...

She doesn't live on the same island as me.

Albino chiss are green? I like the idea, though theoretically they would have to have some agent other than melanin in their skin to result in the blue coloration... Without that agent they would probaby be, well, white...

Sorry, where are my manners? Welcome, old chap!

Actually, there are nine. The cloning machine screwed up and I got eight for the price of nine. you got ripped off by the cloning machine... Maybe I'll just shoot anyone from out of state, then... And any cops that come by... Ah, screw it, you don't even know what she looks like! ...[/spam] ... Yeah...

Tofu tastes pretty much like what most of my posts are about: Absolutely nothing. It absorbs the flavor of whatever is around it and gives people a sense of fullness, yet has very little by way of calories. Very healthy, very good for you, but I think it makes stuff taste terribly bitter.

*Pulls out shot gun* My head may be coming off, and I may feel like s***, but I will still kill you! *takes med* all three... five... all eight of you!

...So was that just a really fancy way of saying that you help to load very heavy crates onto ships for a major shipping company?

Lindsey... Though what with this damned fever I've been running and my head feeling like its about to fall off I might have to call it off Kinda sucks, there...

Would this girl be the one you were telling us about when you first joined who you wanted to be Mrs. Xan?

Damn you/very good... But did you get that based on looking at it or doing a google images search?

...As opposed to your 10.7 and my 7.7... Sheesh, Mitth is a bigger spammer than me!

Alright, time to put your skills to the test. Is this tofu or cheese?

Microsoft tech support... *Shudders* Me: Hello, I have tech support issues. Can someone give me a hand with this. Telephone: EEEEEEEEEEE! SKREEEEEEEEEECH! DEEDOODEEDOODEET! DAAAAAAAAAAAAA! H-H-Hello.... This is... this is Kabool... Can I... can I help? Yes, help you? Me: Yes, I need some tech support help. I think my sound card is fried. Telephone: Mmmmmmmmmmmm....hmmmmmmmm.... Is the, uh, what is the word? v-voooooooooooluuuuuuuuuuuuume turned on? Me:... click. Microsoft tech support kinda sucks...

That's tofu? I always thought it looked...well, not like cheese. Oh, dear God. Please tell me you aren't implying that you think that looks like cheese, SOCL. Tofu and cheese look NOTHING alike! Eh, yeah, whatever you say, Mitth... It looks sort of like feta cheese without the brine in my opinion... Oddly enough I actually hate the taste of tofu... I just used it for my name because it was based upon the time I tried to give myself the nickname "Topher" so that I didn't turn around every time someone yelled "CHRIS!" and it wasn't me... So now you all know that my name's Chris I've revealed myself!

[sarcasm] no: Opossums Poking People! [/sarcasm]

Sheesh, I put essentially the exact same thing up and everyone praises Xan for it, even though I posted first That is a pretty good theorum, though...

Not bad... Though "Lord of the Geezers" or "Grumpy Old Man" might suit him better... He can have a walker or a cane for his rank insignia!

... Quick question: How the f*** do you intend to move a star? It would work very well as a headquarters location, on the other hand...