DarthTofu

Vader made his own almost twice as long You guys think he needed to compensate for something (BTW I know Vader is fictional...) What? Oh my... my entire world has just been turned upside down... I need a drink! Something stiff and- shit! I just remembered- I'm 15! I can't even get a drink in Switzerland! GAH!

Erm, Mad- It's a prelude to the RPG. I'm doing them only for the folks who were there from the start. Myself, Tex, Mitth, Defender, and, because he joined in earlier than all of our other new arrivals, Krytos. ... I might make ones for any new Zootwarsites (New noun- ain't it cool?) when we get to work on Zoot Wars III (BTW: If we name that thread "Zoot Wars III: The Last Stand" or "Revenge of the Zoot" I am officially commiting Harie Karie (However you spell it) at the end of Zoot Wars II)

I know you do, Mitth. That's why I did that- makes it look like you're in extreme peril... Or else like you got really drunk and went on a killing spree before your blade broke...

Le gasp! A double post! At any rate, this second post has three announcements. The first and coolest anouncement: I fixed the comic that I refer to as the "Plagerized Series" so that you can now see the guest character! Second, and slightly less important: I have a new comic created! This one is for the school paper, so some of it won't make sense. Our principal just has a bad habit of telling us "Mustangs" (Our school mascot is the Mustang) to "Gallop into the future!" This one isn't designed to be taken seriously- it's a satirical comparison, and in no way reflects my beliefs about the school system. That said, here is the comic: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/ghettophoto-shop.jpg http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/YouisdaNO1.jpg http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/School2.jpg http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/YouisdaNO1one.jpg http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/lastpanel.jpg No, that is not meant to be Mad in the third panel. It's just meant to be a random student. My teacher does not know that it's Mad's character mold, and I am a lazy bastard, thus I just recycled his mold. And here is the third announcement: I finally got around to making this into a J-peg! The Matrix: Revelations!

I probably should be posting these in the "Zoot Wars: The Webcomic" thread that I made, but they're more freestanding art than webcomic stuff in my opinion. They're part of that "End of all Hope" series I was going to do. It's a sort of prelude to Zoot Wars II and shows something representing each of us that insinuates that we're in a dangerous situation of some sort. Here is the one I made for myself, and here is the one I made for Mitth... About three or four months ago...

The softer wave-like effect on the bottom is very cool and somewhat calming. It almost reminds me of a wave in the ocean, but smoothed out somewhat and softened. The sphere doesn't seem to fit in with it as much, unfortunately...

Blatant product placement for CAD! ... Primarily because the ads are funny... http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/shirtad01.gif http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/shirtad02.gif http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/shirtad03.gif

I just want to brag about the fact that I am now an official priest of Wikipedia. Well, actually I'm a self-declared priest of Wikipedia, but there are no other sources of priests of Wikipedia, thus, being the only one, I get to make the official calls on who can and cannot be a priest. And lucky me- through a fluke I made the title and rank of priest! At any rate, I converted a non-believer (slash extreme hater) of Wikipedia into a true lover of it. My English teacher. There was an argument while myself and two other students were left in the class during a pep rally. Being rather non-school-spirited, the two of us always stayed behind, while the third was newbie. That didn't matter, but it's some nice background information. At any rate, we eventually got into a discussion about the Romance languages, and whether German is considered one or not. The teacher decides to try to figure it out via the internet. She doesn't know where to start. I suggest Wikipedia. She checks it, just so that she can show us how terrible it is. Here is the Wiki on Romance languages. To show us just how wrong it is we journey to the Encyclopedia Britannica on-line. Here is all that you can get for free. We checked the bibliographical sources on Wiki. All checked out. Conclusion? I am the best of the priests of Wikipedia. The Power of Wiki Compels You! J00 15 PWNT! (You is owned, for the non-1337)

Wow... Is that you, Def? If it is you look very differant without the ginger beard you had in the last pic of yourself that you posted...

I'll update at least twice more. I have one I'm doing for school right now, and I deffinately have one for when that new host site is up and running... And I have one that'll be appropriate for both sites that I really would like to do to vent my hatred of painful country music on...

I'm all for it... I'd like to be in the loop for once! By "Where did the Mon Cals come from" I was more asking "Where in the RPG did the Mon Cals come from?" than "Who's head did they spring out of?" I vote we name one of them "Herra" (Sprung fully armed out of an RPG member/Zeus's(AKA Iupiteris (Yes that's correct- it's the Latin form of Jupiter in the genetive case!)) head.

As odd as it might seem I really don't. I've found my click where very few other people are and just stay there. It seems that every time I attempt to venture into another click my sexuality is questioned.

It reminds me of the execution device in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" in which the person to be executed sees how significant they are in comparison to the universe. This, of course, promptly kills them. I'm kinda numb to this variety of stuff, now... I've come to accept that I'm insignificant in the grand scheme of things. I'm already insignificant on Earth. Kinda nice to know that everyone else is insignificant in the Universe.

@Mad: I get a 50/50 cut according to my friend... This is, of course, as soon as I actually get the software he was gonna give me. I might still update Zoot Wars, just not as often... Not that I really have been updating it that often, granted, but it'll be far less often... The new comic will likely be extremely vulgar and offensive to some, primarily because I have a plethora of ideas for a comic that is both vulgar and offensive to the majority of viewers... The people running the site will likely enjoy it, though. They're minorities like that. So, yeah, just a warning- the actual paid comic will be little to nothing like what I've previously posted...

Erm, good post, but where the hell did we get the Mon Cals from? I'm more than a tid bit confused, here... Howsabout we keep everyone who's doing this RPG in the loop, eh?

Ah, now see,t his isn't a stupid law at all. There's actually a very good reason for this- in the event of an emergency if everyone is pushing to get out one must pull people back before they can open a door. When doors open outward more people can squeeze out more quickly. The idea likely came around about the same time as the Panic Bars did. The site loses!

Yeah, 'cept that A) Your name isn't a registered trademark, B) I won't be posting that comic, odds are, and C) The cartoon isn't even in your likeness as I've never seen your 'likeness' What now?

Girl (To an extremely hairy fellow) "Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way?" Girl (To any of us): "Sorry, but you're way too short to be my 'stormtrooper'" Great... now I'm doing Star Wars "Get-the-****-away-from-me" lines

Ditto the Mad @Tex: Is it possible to see scratches on the suface of your eye? I find that if I manage a lack of focus a specific way I see small semi-rainbow lines that stay in the same place regardless of how I tilt my head provided I keep that focus...

Too bad you can't trash the rednecks, but oh well- you got off pretty much scott free! Granted, you were never guilty in the first place and all, but still... Good to have you back, mate! Mad's been getting far too lax in his spelling for his own good! We need a BEAKer!

Good news for all! I have a friend who, apparently, has his own website (devchan.no-ip.org) and is looking for a webcomic artist. The site apparently has nothing as of the moment, but is hoping to expand. I told him that I only have nine comics out, that my productivity rate is low, and that some of them feature inside jokes. He apparently does not care and says that I'll get half of an ad reveneu on the site. While it isn't likely that I'll generate too much ad reveneu, I'll probably start posting it on that site rather than this one sometime soon if the friend likes my work... So be sure to generate traffic, there! Also: Apparently he hated the idea of an MS Paint webcomic, and so apparently has a copy of a comic-creating software that he's willing to give me so as to escape the evil pixels. Not to worry, though- you'll all get one last comic at least before I switch host sites.

Hah! Best joke EVER! little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

The Element Song I actually memorized most of this song a couple of years ago... And annoyed me to no end with it. It was the primary reason I learned the elements song. Edit: That last one is incomplete. Here are the lyrics for the complete song: http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/newmath.htm

lol, I've been trying with all of these great lines, and yet... Unfortunately I broke up with my girlfriend before summer was even up... Well, not really I broke up with her so much as it was... ah... well, drifting apart, I guess... Yeah... *rocks back and forth* I wanna go back to the... blue room!

Aren't you, like, somewhere around 16, Mad?