"Hey baby. You wanna ignite my lightsaber"

You did not! Dude, come on- I told you that it was a cheesy line! Well, sort of...

 

"I'm as cute as an ewok and only half as furry!"

 

"They don't call me the Dark Lord for nothing!"

 

"I dropped a grain of sand on Tatooine. The day I find it is the day I give up on going out with you!"

"Hey hot stuff, why don't you let me get a technical read-out of your battle-station?"

"The Force is strong with me"

"I have a good feeling about this."

 

"How about I just buy you a drink."

"The Death Star ain't got nothin' on me in size or firepower!"

"I made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs."

 

"Are you from Bespin? Cause you look like an angel sitting in the clouds."

 

"Are you a pilot? Because everytime I see you it feels like I'm floating away." ( Ok that one could use some work. )

wave your hand in front of her... and say "You will go out with me, and you will pay for dinner." in a nice soft tone... hahahaha.. if that doesnt make her laugh... screw it... hehehe.. or you could always try..

"Want to be the Princess Leia to my Han Solo?"

Not suitable for younger viewers!

 

... Or fem-Nazis!

 

"I don't need the force to choke women!" (Okay, yes, that one's insanely sick and nasty.)

It's still funny though.

 

The grain of sand on Tatooine one is actually kinda sweet.

Hey baby, why don't you and I go make the jump to light-speed.

Wanna go to Hadjii station and pick up some power converters?

/\

insert a wink, gesture, whatever is needed to create an uncomfortable setting.

"Your worth alot to me."

*Talk about yourself in the 3rd person*

 

"(insert your name) will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now."

"My apprentices don't call me 'Master' for my ability in the force!"

"My apprentices don't call me 'Master' for my ability in the force!"

Ohhh my god! Tofu you've done it again.

I was thinking something with the Sarlaac pit.. or great pit of carkoon.. hmm.. its just cheesy though..

A quick reply to most of these lines:

 

"Mind tricks don't work on me, only money"

 

"You wanna see my deathstick?"

Soon you will see the power of this fully operational battlestation.

Something to say to your friends: "This baby's still got a few more surprises in 'er!"

 

... I'm making this one of the dirtiest threads ever, aren't I?

Look at it this way, Tofu. If you didn't do it, someone else would.

Not bad Dane.

 

"I don't need power converters. [insert wink here]"

Wanna go to Hadjii station and pick up some power converters?

/\

insert a wink, gesture, whatever is needed to create an uncomfortable setting.

 

Sorry malarkie is "Hadjii station" supposed to be something funny to replace "Tosche Station" (Toshi Station) with?

 

 

Ok I stole this one.

"Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

Look at it this way, Tofu. If you didn't do it, someone else would.

 

It was bound to be...

 

Ok I stole this one.

"Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

 

Even though it's ripped that one is nice

 

BTW Star Wars pickuplines... how did that go in under General discussion???

I felt it was more Star Wars related than random outsides.

 

And I am so mad at myself because I haven't been able to think of any in the last couple of days.