DarthTofu

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ARGH! Are you serious? I posted every last Zoot Wars comic image minus the particularly bad one on here and it doesn't get POSTED?!? "No post mode specified" What other F***ing post modes are there besides the one that makes it appear on the forums?!? ARGH!

Krytos didn't write us leaving- that was just an unnexplained 'we left' bit. Other than that, I think you're right.

Only? I don't play many new video games. I find that they rely far too much on graphics and not enough on an actual plot/good gameplay interface. ... With some obvious exceptions, of course (IE KOTOR, TBFME)

Not all of the posts are gone- many shall be recovered, and those that are not, resurrected by memory. We plan to pick up where we left off, mate. Not to discourage you from joining, or anything.

[british Accent] That was one of the worst ways I believe I have ever wasted eight minutes of my life... [/british Accent]

@Those who are so angry about being left out of the backup site: Nobody involved in the backup site had your info. All we had were my somewhat extensive contact information and Paul's.

Slightly more than that, actually... You spamming bastard...

Top-notch, J!

OOC: I have all of my posts past the point of deletion saved on my computer, folks. Unfortunately I have nobody else's stuff, so... Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... Edit: I think Krytos posted next, followed by me... and I don't think that Krytos saved that post... We're up shitter creek without a paddle, here.

Oh shit... Now Def. can post the same YTMND clips again and nobody will be able to prove that he posted them already... Not that anyone would be able to tell... Oh, crap. I just had a thought- Zoot Wars! How many posts have been deleted? *Runs off to check* Edit: Well, we're in a sorry state, there... And some actual randomness, primarily because G-mail popped up the link when I recieved a message that Rob had written something on my wall on facebook: Are some animals gay?

Arrrgh! Prepared to be boarded. I'll kill all the scurvy dogs while I party with all the beer wenches and lasses, Aye. I'm thinkin' of getting a nice black ISD as my next pirate ship, with really huge skull and cross bones over the hull Prepared to be boarded. Underling: Captain, there's another pirate vessel here. He says prepare to be boarded. Captain Tofu: I'm the Dread Pirate Tofu. I have a bloody fleet. My flagship is an SSD for pity's sake! I can even talk with a fake British accent, which is more sophisticated than your average pirate. Who the hell is stupid enough to take me on? Underling: He calls himself DarthTex. Captain Tofu: Ah... I'll bet he thinks he can take my fleet on. But what he doesn't know is that I have Mel Brooks on my side! I can send his entire crew into laughing fits over stupid Jewish jokes, then blast him to oblivion!

Tofu is but an apprentice. He learnt all he know from me. ARG!!!! I lost my 6000th post!!!! Why is life so unfair. EVADERS HELP!!! You mean "He learnt all he knows from me" ...And I got some of my posts from the insane BEAKing spree when Scathane reappeared... Now, then, how many posts did I lose? NOOOOOOOOOOO! I lost Rumpleton! He was my- erm... Why are you all looking at me funny? What? Is it so wrong that I name my posts? EDIT: WHAT?!?!? When is the site restored from? I had three-thousand something posts! I was coming closer and closer to catching Mad! And now this! *Charlie Brown style* ARGH!

ce... It's "Choice", Mad... I personally thought that they Aalston books were far funnier than the Stackpole books... And Mitth left out two books- Isard's (Sp?) Revenge and Starfighters of Adumar. The former is by Stackpole, the latter by Aalston... you shall bust a gut laughing at the latter...

It's deffinately mentioned in the trilogy... Guess that means that it's in both... I never liked Zahn's writing... He takes too many liberties and refers to the aliens by their race throughout the books without developing them.... or even giving them names for that matter... @Tex- "RofS"? Quick, change it before the BEAKers can strike!

We did see most of the Jedi die- the clones nailed 'em... And just to annoy Tex, it was the Thrawn trilogy rather than the duology in which we hear about the dark side cave... honestly Jar Jar getting nailed with a blaster bolt would have been nice... Hell, having Naboo as a test fire for an early super-weapon would have been great, even if it wouldn't work... I would have liked a less-stupid Anakin (They're like animals!), a less special Anakin (Not even master Yoda has a midi chlorine count that high!) and a complete lack of the damned midi chlorines...

er, SOCL, I hope you don't mind my asking, but after viewing your facebook stuff I checked out your pictures.... is Fort Benning a temporary holding location for people standing trial? Harsh stuff if it is, man, you don't deserve to be locked up... You'll win, no doubt there, but it still is a rather sucky situation...

Just found this on Google Video the other day... Pretty hilarious if you've seen Redvs.Blue if only because they make it seem so much more dramatic... Especially good if you've seen all three (complete) seasons.

er, the @GAT indicates that he was directing that at Grand Admiral Thrawn.... Its our form of abbreviation and indication to avoid confusion- you'll get used to it... I also cast my vote to the X-wing books, though I'm an incurable Stackpole fan.... I read Tales from Jabba's Palace, and it was decent, but somewhat confusing, and shallow to the extreme. Characters are either always good or always evil, and have very brief histories as well as very short periods of development.

Did he have insurance to take care of it? You'd think that any kids suffering from back pains after the crash would try to make up for the crash by getting treated there... Well, if I ever return to Seatle, land where I was born, I shall check in, maybe donate some cash to him (I'm too poor to afford chiropractory treatment... And I've heard that its kinda painful at the same time as being relaxing)

On topic: MUFFINS!

Man, you really have a low opinion of your mom... How did she win the case if she- oh, wait, she manipulated your bros and used 'em as puppet witnesses... got ya

Okay, this is just too cool for words! Check it out- its animusic! Doesn't really work if we apply real world physics, but still awesome to look at.

Damn... I always thought ou were just born a crotchety bastard, Mitth... Sheesh, that is really harsh! I appologize for about 1/4 of the times I insulted you... The other 3/4 still stand, though... You deserved them.... Not to pry into your personal life (If you don't want to talk about it, feel free to say its none of my beeswax) but what exactly created the rift between your parents that caused your mother to hate your father with such a vengance? You really have my pity if you have no family to rally return to come Summer....

You know my real first name, I never gave you my real laste name, Tex... Though I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that I am most likely to be kidnapped by internet predators... Or rather, I'm most likely to have an attempt... I tend to think I can defend myself. While I may not be able to attack with a lightsaber, I can use a lead pipe just as effectively ... Oh, yeah, and if you want to look up my phone number and give me a long distance call, feel free to... I'm still sick and have nothing to do... (Plus you'll be calling someone else since I gave you all a false address)