SOCL

HOOAH! Move forward and drive on!!!

Amazing how after only a few posts, someone comments on something someone else says and BAM!, we're off-topic! Besides Rebellion: -Half-Life -Half-Life: Opposing Force -Half-Life: Blue Shift -Rainbow Six -Rainbow Six - Mission Pack: Eagle Watch -Rainbow Six - Rogue Spear -Rainbow Six - Rogue Spear - Mission Pack: Urban Operations -Rainbow Six - Rogue Spear - Black Thorn -Age of Empires II -Zoo Tycoon -Zoo Tycoon: Marine Mania & Dino Digs -Total Annihilation I probably forgot a few....

Exactly. Puerto Rico is not its own country, but 100% commonwealth of the United States...one step away from being a state and two (or one, depending who you ask) step(s) away from being an independent nation. You're either making some snide comment about the fact that I am the Grand Imperator of BEAK or are simply tired of my explaining everything to you...well too bad! Here goes: I think it all started about the time I joined where Trej originally said I had a Gamorrean fetish after I had my first encounter with Zoot and was forced to have a Gamorrean nurse. Luckily (sorry), wormie came along and mentioned something to Trej and, well, Trej turned it around and pointed the fetish to wormie. I think it's in the "Beeing promoted in the forums" thread, but I may be wrong.... This may all extend further back.... OUCH! Very good, wormie! Quite! Careful or else we'll stick a running gag on you that you'll learn to fear...and hate.... Excellent point, wormie, excellent! It is indeed Trej who always brings those pigs up.... Hmm...Jahled, remember when you supposedly looked through Scath's computer and found a picture of wookie wearing bikini in his harddrive? Well, could you check Trej's?... Look at that, you quoted everything! The evil SWR forum trio, Scath, Trej, and SOCL.

What? I'm confused? What's going on?

I made this exact same thread some time ago in the "Questions From Newbies" forum back when I first joined. It's called "Katanna Fleet (Dark Force) and, like I said, it's exactly the same thing.

Hey, you're right! YIPEE!!!

Rockon, brah!

Hey, that's nothing! I, one of the 10 grand admirals here at SWR, have been forced to cry numerous time! No shame! So suck it up, Major Antilliles, and drive on!!!

Careful, don't be like Palpy and get overconfident. Prepare for the worse and hope for the best! [not forces of course, or else it would read: prepare for the best (opposing) forces and hope for the worse (opposing) forces ) Plus, keep in mind that now, with your 20 minutes, there may be more than just forty Bulkwarks out there....

Well, I always thought Gl was going the sacrilegious way and making Shmi the Virgin Mary of STAR WARS and having the Force be Anakin's "father". I, personaly, believe that she got her freak on with the Mr. Smithers down the street and, well, there came Ani.The point: good question, Bill!

I am Puerto Rican, my entire family is Puerto Rican, I lived there for nearly the first five years of my life, I visit there at least once every year, I have A LOT of family there, and I surf there...A LOT.

Wow! It's Stratus! The guy who never answered my e-mail a VERY long time ago!

What do you plan to do with it? Perhaps make a mod (wait, doesn't it already exist?)?

I'll be the goody-goody and go back to original topic : Ignorance is not an excuse, so I shouldn't have voted, but since I don't know much about LOTR, I voted Palpatine, though I thought he was more arrogant than evil.

Or maybe it is you who should have....

Yes, I found that a difficult task to figure out as well.

It would be interesting to find out, wouldn't it, Bill? I can only imagine using RedEd and giving a planet A LOT of resources and such. If only someone who has done it would respond....

Well, I'm glad people have come to realize and acknowledge the reality and existance behind "The Good Guy(s) Must Win" Syndrome. Either from the expolsion or from that invisible legion of stormtroopers. I mean, one can argue the AT-ATs and the legion could have been miles away, but a nuclear explosion that harms nothing outside a 30-foot radius is rather hard to miss and were I the ground commander, I would have gone to investigate. In the process, I probably would have "accidentally" stepped on the Rebels and thsoe Ewoks too. Then again, had I been the Imperial ground commander at the Battle of Endor.... Han throws his bag at an Imperial lacky, who screams the famous "Ah!" and falls down the needless shaft in Endor shield generator building. In comes a platoon of stormtroopers, led by none other than General Socl. Socl aims blaster at Han. "You Rebel scum..." Lowers blaster and takes a step back. "Execute th--" "Wait!" Han protests. "This goes against TGGMW Syndrome!" "Wa-wa-wa," Socl mocks Han. "Like I give a damn. Execute them!" Stromtroopers kill Han, Leia, Chewie, and the rest inside. General Socl goes outside, bodies being dragged by stormtroopers in the rear of the platoon to the open area where lie the bodies of the rest of the Rebel commando team. "Excellent, now--" "I say, I say! Over here!" a prissy voice echoes in the forest. "Were you looking for me?!" Imperials lok up to see a prissy gold protocol droid waving stupidly. "Get those two down here!" a lieutenant orders a squad of stormtroopers. "You fool!" Socl shouts, scolding the lieutenant. "Stop, stormtroopers! There's an easier way." Socl takes turns to a nearby AT-ST. "Shoot them!" The AT-ST driver disappears into the walker, turns the "head" and opens fire with a barrage of lasers, destroying the infamous droid duo. Suddenly the air fills with the echo of hoots as Ewoks leap up and fire their twig arrows at the Imperials. The Imperials hold their ground, the arrows bouncing uselessly off the stromtrooper armor and land at the feet of the officers, doing no damage at all. Socl is not amused. "Open fire!" Seconds later, the Ewoks are dead. In space: "Han will have that shield down; we've got to give him more time!" Lando pleas with Ackbar. Less than ten minutes later, the Emperor and Vader are dead, Luke is found and executed, and the Rebel force is defeated. Wait until I write what would have happened had I been in Piett's position.

Oh yeah! Heh heh, I had forgotten that we never explained to Elvis what that meant!

I have Counter-Strike, but I've never played it (I haven't even installed it yet). I got it the other day with the Half-Life Platinum Collection pack (I got it because I couldn't find Blue Shift alone and figured that five games, only two of which I already owned, for less than the price of one was worth it). I heard, though, that C-S is only multiplayer and doesn't have a single player mode (like Team Fortress Classic). Is that true?

I might have known....

SWR: The Ridiculous place where the cat chases you!

Excellent, Trej! With my brain and your...other brain, we could make an excellent team! You should include that in your prequels...and/or do you plan to put a HUGE Palpatine vs. Yoda battle?

Apparently so....

How's the surf in Costa Rica? Puerto Rico is number 3 in the world!