SOCL

Are you saying that Dictionary.com is the arbitrator of real words?

Wow... Some people are very stupid. By the way, did anyone else see the boxes of "Sausage pizza kit" in the background at one point?

Wow. He literally came out of the woodwork. That's one...

So, back on topic. Random outbursts, right? I've got some. Headless monkey with a grenade attacked my sister. I'm not sure what the monkey had against my sister... If 1 plus 1 equals 2, then how do you get 11? If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? If I received a penny for every time someone looked at me and wondered What the hell?, I would be part of the Salvation Army. Twleve people go into a bar, one comes out. What happened to the other eleven? 2 ate them! Damn that number!

A very good point. Well put, Mitth. Um...would lurkers account for wormie?

Just don't even bother trying to understand, SOCL...It's not worth your time. Well, it pains my brains...pains it so much!

As always, your blue font prevents me from being able to read what you see as clearly as I desire. Oh, jeez, and no special insignia yet? I'm surprised! Oh...um...on the topic... It has to be satire it just...well, doesn't make sense. Then again, Pat Roberston doesn't make any sense and he has a television show and more money most people can count.

Wow... I never thought something like that would actually have a definition.

*Sigh* Okay, no turning this into a pschological/ ethical debate. Everyone agree? *Looks around through telescope for hands* Okay, I see a few hands raised in other parts of the world. I don't know if they're yours or not, but we're all going to act like they were... I just happen to be a creative sadist... BS is the general sadist, but I really like how grotesque the idea is of taking someone else (Your enemy)'s skeleton, plating it in gold, silver, and all sorts of pretty things to make it a beautiful and priceless mockery of what it was in life before sending it to your enemy to sicken them and strike fear into their hearts... I got what you were saying, Tofu, I was just giving you a hard time. St. Peter's pretty laid back (unless you're not Catholic...I'm not ) and pretty much let's in anyone, to Gabriel's distate. They get into a lot of fights over who should be in charge of the gate, Gabriel because he's head of security or Pete because he's got the keys. Jesus usually calms them down, but sometimes they have to call people like Moses (we call him Mose) in to part them. Everyone wears white or green robes and they have kickball competitions between them to see who gets first dibs at the taco bar on Tuesday evenings. I guess the only complaint are the services Jesus gives on Sunday mornings because they take...well, an eternity.

One does not address the all-might Evaders unless one has an important question... And when one does, one refers to him as His Imperial Administrator, Emperor Evaders, Benevolent Tyrant of the SWR... You don't know what powers you are meddling with. lurkers...?

That's really strange... Well, if he couldn't handle logical nonsense, then he could never have understood the Way of the BEAK.

Oh, dammit, GAT! Where the hell have you been? Good to see you again!

Okay, so a World Devastator can...devastate a planet, but so can an Imperial-class Star Destroyer (reference Base Delta Zero ). It may take a little bit of time, but World Devastators aren't exactly the fastest things on the market either. He does tend to get over-dramatic occassionally and attempt to make you think he'll kill a 'safe' character... Though Elogos's death was pretty awesome, you must admit... As was the destruction of Ithor What part of death is awesome?

You know, some of us actually earned our post count... ...I'm still not sure who, but some are bound to exist.

Whoa, buddy! Sixth?! Where have you been? No sixth, only fifth. The fifth horseman is the director of the production. Politicians are directors of humanity. Humanity is ruled by the universe. The universe if ruled by math. Math is ruled by the people who make it up (i.e. mathematicians). Mathematicians are the directors of math. Directors are the fifth horseman. The fifth horseman is the director... Keep up!

Tofu would drown. Um...I think it's a satire on the Homeland Security color-coded alert system.

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Don't you already have it from when I sent you Above?

WHAT?! It took Evaders months to get mine on! ...not that I'm complaining.

Once locked in, that's it, so think about it carefully. Most of the oldies created polls to vote and see what popular opinion said their rank should be (check 'Outside Interests'). I suppose it is possible to change it, but that would be between you and Evaders and Igor. And it takes a long time to get it put in place, even after you ask for it... I would know...

That's it! Everyone claims math controls the way the universe functions! Politicians are like directors controlling the way the world function! Don't you see? Politicians and math are the same thing!!! It all seems so clear now.

Zo my gosh? No, we've been having a discussion on superweapons. So basic requirements for superweapon status seems to be anything that can cause more damage/destruction than conventional weapons? Okay, the point seems rather moot, though, when you consider the sheer amount of superweapons available throughout Star Wars continuity. Further, we have to come up with something a bit more specific. For instance, the Death Stars were clearly superweapons, as were the Eclipses and the Galaxy Gun, but what about the near-superweapons? It seems we've decided Eye of Palpatine does not count since it's primary mission only involved a single objective and rather than using sheer force via firepower, it uses massive amounts of ground troops. Understood, but does that mean a superweapon has to include sheer firepower? For instance, what about the World Devastators? It seems that most consider them superweapons, but at what limit or to what extent? So the question remains: what defines a superweapon as such, and how do we categorize them? Oh, and the whole Jedi 'superweapon' thing, that was a sarcastic remark regarding Corran Horn's apparent invincibility and my distaste for Stackpole's writing... I didn't truly mean that Jedi should be categorized as superweapons.

Yes. It's called my mind. The only place where this combination of smilies makes sense: (that's the one Scath doesn't like) No, no one's being sarcastic. They were nice enough to give me a bacta tank with jets inside of it so I wouldn't get cramps while floating around all lifeless-like. It worked out pretty well. Now I'm only partially aware of what's happened.

Just like a politician.

Patton...?