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Hey, you only live 7 hours away. What's here name again, Lindsey?

Yes... So back on topic... I'm currently working here... unloading babies like this one... We've got containers coming in from all around the world... China, the States, India, Indonesia, Turkey, Taiwan and Singapore... If all goes well, this baby will dock at the port of Rotterdam, April 16th... ...she can carry roughly 8,500 Twenty Equivalent Unit... 2 of those TEU - or 20' containers if you like - are for my client... I hope I can find them... Fortunately, each container has a unique number world wide... Dude, that's awesome! Do you lift the units on your back yourself, or do you have a donkey help you?

Explose? Once you watch the gangsta rap, watch the other ones listed on the side, especially "Sith Apprentice" and "Jedi Hunter".

I'm sure you have all seen this, but I have to.

Um...well... Like lamb, peta bread, letuce, tomato, onions, and...something that's not cheese... Well, actually, I don't know since I was joking.

Now, that would make a funny story! I've got it! A long time ago--and I believe info about is posted in the forums--I started writing a story about a Corellian who did believe in odds (and for that matter loved math, and hated the 'Han Solo' stereotype) and his best friend, an albino Chiss who's skin was green rather than blue (according to the story, green is the skin colour of albino Chiss). The story was basically supposed to be something like Star Wars meets reality, with real physics taking over and all sorts of stuff. For instance, the Battle of Yavin is a complete disaster when a rookie pilot who has never flown a starfighter starts listening to voices in his head and, thus, becomes distracted and shot down by the hundred and thirty thousand some-odd gun turrets on the first Death Star... You get the idea.

Oh, shut the hell up! How old are you again? 15? Dammit, the kid is doing better than I am! Um... It looks a lot like Waldo, if you ask me. But, hey, what do I know?... Congrats on corporal, spartacus.

I love feta cheese. But can't tell the difference between it and tofu based soley on looks. Maybe that's why my gyros taste weird...

The change of topic confused me, but I get it. Oh, tofu, stop trying to take Xan's limelight! It's very rude.

How did you-- *turns to Scath* They're on to our secret plot! Quick, release the monkeys with grenades!

Curiously, I hadn't even thought of it that way. I was merely commenting that my grandfather, who was a Puerto Rican (like me) and lived in Puerto Rico, was a police chief there and was buried with the highest honors awarded police officers. I didn't mean that me having negative feelings with the police has anything to do with my nationality--err...well, commonwealth-ality since Puerto Rico is a territory/protectorate of the USA... No, no. My negative experiences with the police have to do with the stupidities of third parties and false accusations. Though now that you mention it, Scath...

Ah, jeez! What the hell is wrong with you people?! Math and SWR?!?!?!?! Stop it! Stop it, right now!!! Sorry, buddy boy, that's classified material. No one has laid eyes on them except for Scath and I, and are eyes-only for Evaders and Igor. Talk to Scath for clearance.

Jeez, guys, be nice to him! Welcome, PK421... ...why aren't you at your pork? PK421, do you copy? Sorry, couldn't help it.

This thing sounds stupider than Jedi trainees throwing Star Destroyers across a star system.

I agree fully. I mean, that would mean Mad would get to change his rank every--what?--two weeks? Nonsense. Um...Scath, I have still have all those New Ranking System files on my computer if you need them...

Welcome to the ways of the BEAK and BREAK. BEAK I know... What's BREAK? And shouldn't both of those acronyms include periods after each letter, being acronyms and what not? Actually, no. These particular acronyms are restricted offical copyrights and property of the BEAK Imperium & Scathane Industries, Inc. BREAK are the powers Scath has. You see, Scath is the founder of the BEAK Imperium, but not it's CEO. Regardless, unlike most heads of state, Scathane actually does have some powers--that's where the BREAK powers come in. BREAK stands for Being Really Emperor-like And Kill. So Scath has the power to BREAK, mostly spammers and non-BEAKs. You see why I'm merely Imperator (a military-styled title)? Scath is Emperor. Now do you understand?

Hillarious! But there are exceptions. Your math isn't completely correct. Take dinochick for instance, she isn't evil. I think you forgot to work in the whole space-paleontology continium.

I avoid Alabama like the plague...or like the police. Nothing in particular wrong with the police--my grandfather was a police chief in Puerto Rico and was buried with the highest honors a Puerto Rican can receive. Beyond that, my experiences with the police have been anything but positive; for that matter, they've been wholely negative (except for one instance, but even then the cop didn't do shit to help me). Not that I've ever broken the law (honestly), but I have been accused many a times for things I have not done, which have caused me much pain, time, and money. All in all, I appreciate the efforts and jobs done by the police, but I do not like most of the individuals on the police forces.

That's tofu? I always thought it looked...well, not like cheese.

5000 just seemed like a nice round number, but I get your logic. I doubt that'll happen, though.

Welcome to the ways of the BEAK and BREAK.

I don't like the police...not in the least.

This is creepy... Where did all these people suddenly come from?

Make the planet disappear? Ugh, me Defender_16, me make food gone when me eat. Me like eat food, good. I didn't realize World Devastators made worlds disappear. I thought they merely ate the crust and whatever lay on the crust and reused it for starships and fighters, leaving the planet a desolate rock.

WHAT?! It took Evaders months to get mine on! ...not that I'm complaining. Took me one day. There was a discussion that perhaps at 4000 posts someone could change ranks. Really? When was this? I would think it would be at 5000, though...