ElvisMiggell Posted March 6, 2003 Author Share Posted March 6, 2003 Indeed, i have to confess i was at a loss as to what i should do for a while. Seeing as how im not just stuck on the moon and i am technically dead! I'm wondering about pulling a Palpy and eventually getting my spirit to my cloned body, but for the time being i think ill stick to being a ghost as Zoot can't actually DO anything to me while im like this. Mwah hah hah hah!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Elvis, would you like to be cremated, burial at sea, burial in ground, frozen for future medical advances, launched into space, placed in a lager, or just left to rot in the street? Oh, by the way, a memorial service for our friend Elvis will be held at the Center for Maniacal and Maladjusted Kitties. Guest speaker will be Zoot, who will gloat over finally killing one of us. There will be a satellite feed for those of us stranded on the Moon. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 You humans should be aware we cats like Star Wars as well: http://www.starwarscats.dk/ Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 6, 2003 Author Share Posted March 6, 2003 It wont load Jahled.... Untimel, i'd like to be cremated and have seventeen beautiful women eat my ashes. Also there must be 73, twenty two year old gorgeous girls at my memorial service where there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 It wont load Jahled.... Untimel, i'd like to be cremated and have seventeen beautiful women eat my ashes. Also there must be 73, twenty two year old gorgeous girls at my memorial service where there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth. It works Elvis Dude! Seventeen babes eat your ashes!!!! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 That cat website is quite disturbing, Zoot. I say we start neutering every cat we see! Elvis, why 22 yr olds? And 73 of them??? Hell, we can't get more than one or two chicks around SWRebellion...much less seventy-three 22 yr olds! How bout twenty-two 73 yr olds? Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 A solution to Elvis's rather odd funeral arrangements I may have found! Perhaps we can recruit some of the babes from this curious site: http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/ http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 ~~Untimely's mouth has not closed~~ Damn! Now I've got to clean all this drool up! Man, the Slave Padme is H-O-T~! (sounds of sizzling) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_La_forge Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Jahled, you are the uncrowned king of the links on this side! How can you find such sick links? I think i will order those bikinis for my girlfriend for her birthday. She would be suprised!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Thanks! I think there's a DIY link on that site to show girlfriends how to make their own authentic Leia slave garb, to please the lads.... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 Gulp. Yep that'll do... Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgCvBHcVMAi0*MxqKJOQ6nrRVP39R84TnJeL*Qj6bhg0ZHGv0aG9XofzxDoVAkWjdC6W9G1LfUEXJe7sjzgo6kAFxMSHkA4hXRAE4jzBjww/jediarwen.jpg?dc=4675412492624508948 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 Yep, she can come too. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Ah, that bikini still holds much inspiration, even after all these years To advance the story a bit (or not), I'll put my stuff in it: The hooded figure walked alone into the dark alley in London, mumbling, thinking and occasionally swearing. >. The yellow cloak completely covered his figure, the hood was drawn on his face, although a glint of the greenish mask he wore did shine through. He was halfway through the alley, when he noticed it. He felt it coming more, than he actually saw it. There it came, a feline swinging right at him. Hanging from its tail and an odd lager bottle in one paw. The next impression he got from it was, when he risked a look at it, the cat was somehow partially shaved and constantly uttering something that sounded like >. >. The cat flung the bottle at him and in its mewling voice it cried >. In one fluid motion the hooded figure produced a cylinder from beneath his cloak and thumbed a button on. With a hissing sound the lightsaber blades on both ends of the cylinder lurched forward, one almost the same coloration as the cloak of its wearer and the other matching the green of his mask that was now clearly visible with the newly introduced lightsource. He cleaved the bottle in two, disintegrating some of the material in the process. Then he extinguished his saber and holstered it again with one hand, his other hand was gesturing at the cat. The feline, now hanging in the air and grabbing at its throat gave garbled bits of words from it. And as he came closer the hood fell back on his shoulders, revealing the full head covered by the green mask. After flashing a big grin he boomed >. With a hand he reached down and pulled the cat's hidden underwear up and right over its head. With the other hand he produced an oversized slingshot seemingly from thin air and stuffed the feline into it. > he said, just before he let go and with a loud MEEEEEOOOOOOW that could be heard from far the cat flew away in a grand arc. Meanwhile on the moon: Trejiuvanat was inspecting the lunar lander they had found earlier, while Untimely Demise followed the trails around it. Stomping on one of the foot-prints he cried out >. Jahled was still trying to perform wheelies with the moon buggy, when Trejiuvanat called them to hurry back in, because of an approaching sunstorm. After he and Untimely Demise were inside and Jahled finally reached the lander they had a new problem. >. > Jahled said angrily >.While watching Jahled driving away Trejiuvanat murmured >. TO BE CONTINUED http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 I feel, avenged... Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 …Zoot landed with a rude thud on a rock and began sliding. He was quite freaked out. It had happened so suddenly. One moment he was stalking the smog-filled shadows of London’s back streets, clutching to a can of his cunning concoction of Nuclear-enhanced Fosters, looking for swrebellion members, encountered one; and was well, sliding down a rock. The situation wasn’t good. He did what any cat would naturally do in such a moment; compose his thoughts whilst licking his balls. However, he didn’t work, he was sliding down a rock. The physics just didn’t comply. Emmm…he mused, beginning to become a little concerned as to where he was, and exactly where he was sliding. With feline grace he tried a vein attempt to compose himself, straightening and stretching. Nothing positive seemed to happen. He still seemed to be sliding. He thought some more, and realized he wasn’t actually sliding. No, he was falling. His brilliant sense of feline logic seemed to elude him. Feline dexterity and agility seemed to have no effect in his current predicament, he was in free fall. He glanced below his feet. Emmm…he wondered, just a distant blur. And once more, Zoot tried to composed himself as he became aware of air whistling past his stealthy ears. ‘I wonder where I am!’ He meowed. Moments past. Zoot yawned, he began licking his armpit. More moments past. And more. Zoot yawned again. He passed an equally freaked-out passing parrot, which squeaked out in surprise. ‘Oh dear,’ he meowed, ‘I beginning to believe I may have under estimated my current situation!’ With some horror, Zoot realized he was still in possession of one of his special Nuclear-enhanced cans of Fosters. His paws clutched it firmly as logical feline thoughts raced through his devious feline brain. He held the can up to his eye, trying to determine the consequence of the can; the blur below him, and his present free-falling status might have on his perfectly groomed fur. Glancing, he realized it was no longer a blur. No, it was ground! His whiskers twitched involuntarily. Zoot’s feline eyes suddenly lit up with horror! He shrieked: ‘Holy Fuc…’ http://www.staticfiends.com/galleries/government_galleries/0019.jpg Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 In the silent aftermath: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgAAAOIXqbxDmTXtJd1t82S5d6ExyqVHrpqacJLSz!e*AGuY7JbLS7iFNKezQ6xR8ETjU2ILNKGI0umw9cCStWnejfEZzWt0u8bYMqEtf6Y6swCYvIPYMw/Death-Starlings.jpg?dc=4675412636298566659 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 10, 2003 Author Share Posted March 10, 2003 Thank you, i may now rest in peace, may memories of me be fond and filled with anecdotal remembrances.... or not as the case may be. Hang on, doesn't that put the homicdal maniac known as Zoot up on the moon with some of his victims? Now this could be interesting. I still haven't found my cloned body yet... Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Elvis, will this do: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDdAhYXeogOMNsm1yiKtP4o9w54YPrOgr4QK2EdBDbD2AkwLAzyE3Qk5zrajGX1vj3srOlTqvQmRvhzXTXMDX0aVNAxDAuQ8IsySH8TJHilenBC*6yg2A/giraffe%20bird.gif?dc=4675412942508314112 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 AUGHHHH!!!!! Holy Crap! A flying decapitated giraffe head!!! On second thought, that might not be such a bad body for Elvis! Just think of the transportation possibilities! ~~Untimely hears a suspicious noise behind a crater~~ "Eh? Trejiuvanat, is that you? Jahled?" Untimely was starting to get increasingly worried... Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Trjiuvanat looked around, sound didn't carry very well in the moon, but he thought he heard something. Was it Jahled jumping around or was it Untimely tinkering with more of the NASA junk to get back to Earth? The next he heard was a scream and the the shockwave of an explosion. Grimly Trejiuvanat thought that at least one of them had just made it back to Earth. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Jahled and the giraffe known only as Elvis, met up, nodded, and at once raced into action to help their fellow comrades on the moon... getting airbourne might take a while they soon realized.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UAChBI8Z8jpXCYLghZFBBtZjkjIdV*GpM0bTak1nEIVuDLez1tMPCKzKMvrdP6EnqoMTaWqeIMWlN!eaPki6BKyONJYcXSRNvENySSomdkg51dKQBha7R4yCkxoccJMa/kaiser_apocalyptiec.gif?dc=4675412957921524854 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Meanwhile, bored out of their skulls, Untimely and Trejivanant do what any self respecting swrebellion member would do in their predicament, and start hurling Zoot's special cans of Fosters towards the Earth... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQAABWATFnzdZMSh0b5PIc5n1nZgqKMz8mXPYyfMtHVRZaB!8RqXEV6p1xGTdmTMxBj1B0*vaS4ruqv9IpPzalW!QCIQT166owVETF8YM74/boom.gif?dc=4675412957912627909 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 11, 2003 Author Share Posted March 11, 2003 No that body is not acceptable to me. ....Elvis floated through the ether, passing the spectral remains, some centuries old of Zoots victims. It seemed Zoot was no ordinary cat, he was an 800 year old Catti Master, and a Dark one at that. Fortunately Elvis knew just the body to use. This one had been in storing in a cloning vat imbued with the force. Coupled with his essence, he knew that he would become an invincible foe of Zoot. Nothing could stop him now. The vat shook in resonance with the force as Elvis became one with his new body. Flexing hugely powerful unused muscles he smashed the cover off the vat and leapt out into his enhanced light freighter. Fitted with an unbelievable array of weaponary, it was more a huge fighter, but could accomodate more people. It was time for Elvis to go and collect his friends from the moon. But first he paused for a moment of vanity and looked in the mirror. He was pleased with what he saw. Zoot would be terrified..... http://www.theforce.net/books/unjoh/gallery/vongjc.jpg Mwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah !!!!! :twisted: Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Contemplating suicide, Untimely and Trejivanant find things to do: http://www.scottykone.karoo.net/space.gif http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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