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UntimelyDemise

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  1. That's PERFECT for your avatar! I especially like when it's coming back at him and he gets the little "!" above him! Hahaha
  2. Rebels? ~~Untimely spits at the word~~ I only play the all-powerful and glorious Galactic Empire, keeper of Order and Justice! Why does everyone think the Rebels are the "good" guys? I mean, they are the ones rebelling!! The Empire has kept the peace and maintained order for a long time...what's so wrong with that?
  3. Congrats, Knightcrawler!
  4. ~~George W replies in French (translated here for convenience)~~ Well, we don't really need the Canadians, now do we? There's certainly no need to insult us, either! Tony, we should invade Canada and teach them how to at least speak English!" says Bush "Quite so...those bloody Canadians are simply unbearable!" replies Blair. The Canadian frowns and in his squeaky little voice declares "Viva Quebec!", to which several F-16s and Tornadoes bomb his arse into oblivion.
  5. Bin Laden hobbles toward Saddam... "You infidel bastard! Give me more money!" states bin Laden. "Only if you kill more Americans!" replies Saddam. "I spit in your direction, you infidel camel-crotch!" says bin Laden. " Uhhh...hey guys...maybe you should plan your terrorism in another room..." says Schroeder and Chirac, clearly worried Bush and Blair will hear the plans. "Now, Saddam...why can't you be more like my friends Schroeder and Chirac?" says bin Laden. "But, I am Islamic!" cries Saddam. "Bah, you weak, gutless infidel...I only support you because you are Islamic and rich..." says bin Laden.
  6. Of course...but the HQ will be in those two sectors...
  7. ~~Untimely awaits the next volley in this little battle of wits~~ Elvis?
  8. Oh, yes! The beautiful women abound on that show!
  9. Yes, full-time jobs doesn't mean full-time work! I'm here at my desk, looking busy, and typing away! Jahled, you just keep on bouncing! Swarmer's just jealous of your talent! Just kiddin' Swarmer...don't get all hostile, now....
  10. The only problem is the Reb HQ is visible to the Empire when all sectors are populated. Not that I mind, since I love to send several SSDs to rid the galaxy of the Rebel vermin, but it does make the game skewed a bit.
  11. SS: Charmed, as in the show with Alyssa Milano? Elvis: We couldn't liquidate a member of your caliber. Of course, you are involved in this petty Rebellion...and are actively trying to destroy the Galactic Empire, the only source of Order in the galaxy... Swarmer: It doesn't matter who's cool or not...we're all cool here at SWR! Jahled: Yes, my baby daughter is almost 6 mos old already! I don't want to liquidate her! In response to my age, all I can say is with age comes wisdom. I'm still actively trying to gain wisdom everyday. As I'm sure we all are.
  12. Hmmm...I'm not very concerned with being "cool", either. And I know SS isn't concerned with "coolness". Of course, he just can't help but be cool... BTW, isn't "cool" a term made popular by my generation? So, wouldn't that make the "Young Generation" copycats, which is very "un-cool"? All this talk of "cool" is making me crave ice cream...Rocky Road to be exact.
  13. Some people are very strongly against modding games, especially when they feel the game is perfect the way it is. I, myself, do not understand why someone would ridicule our efforts, but I also can't understand people who play Tetris all day long. All I can say is we do what we do, and that's all we can do! I think if he is a "master" of the multiplayer game, though, he should visit here some time and say "hi"! I think we'd all like to meet him.
  14. Ahhh!! I see now... Then, I agree with you. New encyclopedia entry and updated stats.
  15. Whiskey!
  16. SS, you old space dog...quit messing with the newbies! BTW, where did you find that spooky avatar? It's great!
  17. None of which made them look all that much different. I agree the stats should be different, but how does the model need to be changed?
  18. Igor... Just curious... Why do you need this classified information on weaponry used by the Alliance at the battle of Hoth? Ve have vays of finding out information...torture perhaps?
  19. UntimelyDemise

    Shiplist

    ARRRGGGHHH!!! Elvis mentioned the "Trek"!!! Just kiddin' I don't know, Sovereign doesn't sound too Trek to me...of course, the two share many names (Reliant, etc.).
  20. C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1! Han Solo: Never tell me the odds! --Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Episode V)
  21. Rainbow!!! Now there was a band!
  22. You speak (type) English very well for a cat. It must be very difficult to type with those claws! You should shred Jahled's socks...that would teach him to talk badly of you on the forums!!
  23. Sarcasm...some people get it...some people don't! I don't think all Rebel drives are red. It doesn't seem likely, since the Rebs use so many different types of ships manufactured many different places. I would agree Imperial ships all have the same color drives, since all (or at least most) of their equipment comes from the same manufacturers.
  24. UntimelyDemise

    Shiplist

    Many ship classes are named after the first ship model. But, I think it seems logical that Home One is a single ship and not in a class. Even if there were more made, there seems to be too much confusion in classifying Mon Cal fishboats. Simplify is my motto. Use the MC80a since we are all certain that it was a "standardization" of Mon Cal shipbuilding and if you want another class of fishboat, use MC85 and assume they are larger. By the way...it's just not possible to have 29 turbolaser batteries on a ship that size. Unless it was never meant to see battle. No commander in their right mind would move a target that size into battle with only 29 batteries on her!! That's just suicide!! It's like arming a battle cruiser with a slingshot!
  25. Loor reported to Admiral Nevit and then decided to pay Garth a visit. As Loor approached the entrance to the slicing lab, he noticed the troopers were exiting the room. He wondered what they had needed to enter the room about. "What is your operating number?" he asked the first trooper. "PH-449, sir!" replied the trooper. "Well, now...tell me what you needed to enter the lab for, PH-449?" "Sir, we received orders to check on the visitor and ensure his comfort." said PH-449. Loor frowned. Ensure his comfort?? This wasn't the Vyretion Inn on Coruscant...Imperials did not "ensure comfort". Suddenly, Loor realized what had happened. "Thank you, PH-449. From now on, verify orders for 'comfort assurance' with the Duty Officer." With that, Loor entered the room. He glanced over at one of the terminals, and saw Garth quickly clear the screen. Not so much as a glimpse of guilt crossed Garth's face. This slicer was very good... "Garth, I'm glad to see you have made yourself at home. In the future, you should ask the guards for a drink or maybe some female companionship." Garth smiled, knowing the Imperial knew his secret. "Now, then...down to business. We will start with a fairly simple task. We need you to locate the Rebel fleet, and what ships it comprises. Also, who is in command and if possible, the access codes to their comm scramblers. Finally, see if you can plant some false information in their systems concerning our own strength." "Hmm...I thought you wanted something difficult." said Garth, as he began his task.

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