UntimelyDemise

Hahahaha!! This has really become bizarre! Elvis is now a Vong! And Trejivanant and I are frozen on the moon with the Earth bouncing off of Trejivanant's head!!! ~~Untimely senses Zoot has used a paralyzing ray on himself and Trejivanant~~ Will that cat stop at nothing???

Jahled, once you reach 2000 posts, I recommend you ask for: Supreme Chancellor of Gibberish All bow down before Jahled, the great and powerful! Oh, wait...you aren't there yet...

I see you are a Ninja...

Oh, okay...that's better! Elvis made it sound like a sexual punishment...with a Force pike. Yikes!

Too old for training... Yes! Too old are you!

That's just sick.

OOC: I meant for my last post to be longer, but I got called into a meeting at work... IC: Loor watched as the Para-Buthus pulled alongside the Proud Order. The timing of the attack was just right, and Markaine would certainly get a commendation for that. Imperial Fleet Command had been informed of the alien threat, and had sent all available ships to fall under Loor's command. It seemed odd to see countless Imperial and Rebel ships facing each other, but not firing. This cease-fire was a bit un-nerving and Loor could see it on the crews' faces. But if this Vong invasion was really as bad as the Rebels thought, it would certainly require at least some cooperation between the two enemies. "Of course, the Rebels' delusions of grandeur in wanting to spearhead the defence will work in our favor." thought Loor gleefully. He had ordered a special fleet to await word in a hidden system. When the time was right, the Rebels would be crushed forever. "But for now, we're all going to be allies. How ironic." Loor allowed himself a smirk. Quietly, a cloaked figure approached Loor. Loor could not see his face, but knew this must be the Dark Jedi the Rebels had mentioned. At last, he would know the identity!

OOC: Igor, you're going to need to let me know you're a Dark Jedi...remember, you've never told me. IC: "Yes Admiral they do. They are the Yuuzhan Vong." said the Rebel commander, and the transmission ended. Loor spoke the name again, knowing he would never forget it. Any fleet capable of taking out three of the best Star Destroyers in the Imperial fleet must be truly powerful. The discussion with this Rebel had brought out many things. First and foremost, the Rebels had many Jedi. The Rebel had only mentioned the "ten remaining", which meant there were more. But, even more importantly, the Rebel said there was a Force user on board the Proud Order! Loor didn't know who it was, but this was going to be a priority. OOC: umm...Igor?

Women and cats are so alike...you can't trust either!

With the frequency Elvis posts, he'll be at 2000 around tomorrow sometime! I'm content sitting on my Super Star Destroyer and sipping Corellian Brandy from the skull of a Rebel... Ummmm... I mean the goblet made to look like a skull... Hmmm...

AUGHHHH!!!!! Holy Crap! A flying decapitated giraffe head!!! On second thought, that might not be such a bad body for Elvis! Just think of the transportation possibilities! ~~Untimely hears a suspicious noise behind a crater~~ "Eh? Trejiuvanat, is that you? Jahled?" Untimely was starting to get increasingly worried...

~~Untimely's mouth has not closed~~ Damn! Now I've got to clean all this drool up! Man, the Slave Padme is H-O-T~! (sounds of sizzling)

Yes, models in Rebellion don't have animation. It would be awesome if they did...when you get a working model of the Nova, post it here so we can see your handiwork!

Actually, I think half the continent of Africa has changed it's name in the last 100 years! Or maybe it just seems like it...

I think most people know it as the Democratic Republic of Congo... http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/africa_pol01.jpg

OOC: 3 miles long, huh? I guess if it's that big, then it would take some heavy firepower to damage it... I wonder if we can muster that up... BTW, I've not commented on my last few ranks, but since I'm now a Fleet Admiral, I'm kicking Nevit's arse out of command of my sector! We'll just say Nevit made too many mistakes and was re-assigned to an Imperial Garrison on some little Rim system. He's now in charge of hauling rubber dog s#!t to Coruscant. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Elvis: I'm willing to listen to your Rebel ramblings...remember, I'm an old fighter pilot so I'm willing to listen to reason, especially if Bellicose, Heartless, and my reinforcements are lost! (Hint, Hint)

Perhaps it was an alcohol-enduced dream, mask!

That cat website is quite disturbing, Zoot. I say we start neutering every cat we see! Elvis, why 22 yr olds? And 73 of them??? Hell, we can't get more than one or two chicks around SWRebellion...much less seventy-three 22 yr olds! How bout twenty-two 73 yr olds?

OOC: Sorry I've been away...once again RL rears it's ugly head. Anyways... IC: Loor stood with his hands clasped behind his back. The battle was going as planned, with an unexpected bonus. The capture of a Rebel pilot, and with a lightsaber no less! He looked forward to his chat with this Rebel. But that would need to be later. The events at hand were enough for Loor to concentrate on. A Rebel fleet had just entered the fray, and though they were doomed to failure, Loor knew he needed to focus. "Sir, the Ion mines are keeping the cloaked fighters busy. They shouldn't cause us too much trouble for the time being." said Loor's tactical aid. "I want to be sure of that. Assign the Cruel Talon and the Rebel's Misery to keep an eye on them, and move Alpha and Bravo flights over to harass." Loor was just about to assign an attack run on the oncoming Rebel cruisers when his Comm officer gave a nervous report. "Sir...this is very...odd. We are getting a distress call from Bellicose. They are reporting some difficulty around Endor...and they are broadcasting the distress call on all channels...including the Rebels'. Also, we are receiving a hail from the Rebels! They are requesting acknowledgement from our Commanding Officer. Should we inform Admiral Nevit back with the fleet?" "Negative...acknowledge the distress call from Bellicose and inform them we are sending reinforcements. Send word to ISD II Heartless and their escorts to aid Bellicose." Loor ordered. He then jotted something on a datapad and handed it to the Tactical Officer. The Tac looked at it and hurried off to Communications. "Now, then....let's have a talk with the Rebels." ------------------------------------------------- OOC: Markaine, that message on the datapad is to you. You know what to do...

Welcome, Little_wol! Excellent avatar! BTW, Jahled's cat, Zoot, is in real trouble now. He's committed murder in the first degree, and is now being hunted by Interpol.

Hmm...according to that, the superlaser is centered in Rwanda, or maybe Tanzania. I would've thought it would be in China.

We in the service of the Empire do not like the term "Evil". We prefer to think we are advancing order and justice to all non-human races in the galaxy, using very persuasive methods and operations. These methods and operations include, but are not limited to: planetary re-organization (sometimes at the molecular level), introduction to Imperial citizenry (Stormtroopers), thought-changing seminars (torture), and loyal servitude for the Galactic good (sometimes referred to by the Rebels as "slavery"). So, you see...we're not really evil. We just have a really good marketing department!

Elvis, would you like to be cremated, burial at sea, burial in ground, frozen for future medical advances, launched into space, placed in a lager, or just left to rot in the street? Oh, by the way, a memorial service for our friend Elvis will be held at the Center for Maniacal and Maladjusted Kitties. Guest speaker will be Zoot, who will gloat over finally killing one of us. There will be a satellite feed for those of us stranded on the Moon.

SWRebellion Episode II Elvis Strikes Back It is a dark time for Zoot and his nuclear lagers. Elvis has retaliated for the space flight of his mates Untimely and Jahled by shaving Zoot in a quite unusual manner. Even now, Zoot plots the next plan in his never-ending quest for the downfall of humankind!

Wait, wait, wait... You guys have the Millenium Dome, the Millenium Wheel...how about building the Millenium Falcon?!?! We'll just re-name London...Welcome to New Coruscant!