Dorkthehunter

I don't get it...... ;D

You're eating already been eaten cookies???? Ewwww!!!!! *the dork council goes to Place(yeah that's right, I said it) and thinks of something clever to say back to SWM's inevitable responce*

Yey!!! It's random trivia time!!! Please make sure that if some people guess at your question, but are wrong, you eventually say the right answer so that we can keep this moving. Also, please do not skip questions!!! If you don't know the answer, then don't post. Also, if you have no idea, don't just randomly guess. Thanks! First question: Where was the first chicken domesticated??? Just kidding. The real question is: Which political figure was born with the name Lev Davidovich Bronstein? hint: It's not Lev Davidovich Bronstein.

quite good, quite good. *golf clap* My memory is failing me in my old age, what exactly does ROFL stand for??

Lol!!! That's great. ;D

It is in "normal English"!!! He's from England for crying out loud! ;D

Fine. you don't have to be so forceful though. 10/10 for both as the (Echani????) warrior is pretty cool and the sig picture is sweet. How do you make those btw?? Edit: Actually, a -0/10 for the signature, as there is a curse word in there. (we all know what the symbols stand for)

There is. You don't have them until they return.

Kyp Durron? Jaina Solo was his apprentice after Star by Star.

Sweet! Sounds like many of the fixes we want are going to happen. Woot! Yey Delphi and Petro!

One of my many story ideas. I know that some of the background detail with the elves and the war seem thin, but all that will be explained later in the story. All in due time: Long ago, a wise old sage prophesied on his death bed, about the future of the world of Maron: "Once an Outlander sits on the throne of Tyron, all of Maron will be thrust into a darkness that can only be lifted by another Outlander." The people of Maron were driven to stop the prophesy. Soon after he had said the prophesy, the old sage died, and the lord of Maron took it upon themselves to stop the prophesy. One of the most powerful and richest families in all of Maron was the Outlander family. They had long been the lords of the kingdom of Savlia and had built great fortresses in their kingdom. The prophesy led to a great distress among the people of Salvia, which had enough strength to maybe even turn into revolution. The rival kingdoms of Tyron and Isarr prepared for the inevitable war against Savlia. King Horgon of Savlia tried to hold his kingdom together. He declared war on Tyron, hoping that his people would unite against a common enemy. King Laurence of Tyron declared that Horgon was evil and was trying to fulfill the prophesy and rule all Maron. He called for everyone to rise in arms and destroy Savlia and the Outlanders. His words provoked many nobles of Savlia to revolution in order to take power. Without the nobles to help him, King Horgon's army was greatly decreased in numbers. But not all of the nobles revolted, the king still had allies. Lord Hamar and Prince Esphalus were two nobles that kept their oaths to the king, and would keep them to the death. Lord Hamar was the second most powerful noble, but the most powerful one, Lord Parmeí, had abandoned the king. He used to be a knight of Tyron, but had since become a lord of King Horgon, and seemingly left all loyalty to King Laurence behind him. But he was one of the most brilliant tactical minds in all of Maron, and deep down was deeply loyal to Tyron, and would now fulfill his oaths to King Laurence. Prince Horgain, the younger son of Horgon, gathered his supporters, and pledged to fight with King Laurence of Tyron against his father, as long as the throne of Salvia was his after they won. King Laurence agreed, but had plans to get rid of the prince after he had served his purpose. And so began the greatest war in the history of Maron... The whole known population of Maron was human. Man had ruled the world for thousands of years. But before them, the fair elves were the lords of Maron. The humans were only in their own small villages and towns, but then a huge population boom led to the increasing strength of men over elves. After many years, the humans expanded their territory and created the great kingdom of Tyron. The greedy humans soon declared war on the elves for more territory, and won a stunning battle which left the elvish army decimated and its leaders dead. The few surviving elves were hunted down and destroyed, although some vanished to parts unknown, presumably the Woodlands of Elgas. The elves were presumed wiped off the face of Maron. The world was left to the men. The sons of the Great King Tyron were jealous and mad at each other, each wanting more power than the others. When Tyron died, his sons, Savlia, Tyron II, and Isarr fought each other for control of the throne. But as no one prince could be allowed to have he whole throne of Tyron, the kingdom was split. Savlia took the woodlands and open plains and meadows of the North for his domain. His people soon became great horsemen and hunters. Isarr took the West, the land with many mountains, rivers, and canyons. His foot soldiers and grand fortresses became the envy of his brothers. Tyron II took what was left, the land of the East. That land was home to great caves that were full of riches, but Tyron's land also included the mystic Woodlands of Elgas, where the elves were perceived to be hiding. Only the most bold or foolish men dared to venture there, as few have come out of that forest...

That was very well done! I hope they make a version of the new trilogy like that as well.

I thought you weren't Kyle Katarn in Jedi Academy. You are just some guy and Kyle is one of your trainers.

Pretty good story. But it needs more background detail. Tell the setting of the story. Intoduce the characters, even those that we already know. I will try to post a specific analysis of it later, probably tomorrow.

No. It would just create more problems. The game would be way too easy. I'd rather have a challenge.

Easy in a good or bad way?

I think that is a false statement. You don't have a home. You really should have said "office" or something like that. ;D Anywho....I will definately take the time to make sure I don't have any firewalls, and I hope everyone else does. My advise is to play with people you know don't have a firewall(i.e. most of the PFF people)

Well....I'll get to work on that one. Maybe we can send kamakazie viruses and take out their something.....or not. Getting idiots off the servers will be hard, but if there are any dorks, I will take care of them, personally.

Lol. I was really joking about the facts thing(which I'm sure you knew). Hehehehe.....btw I am a he, but I'm not sure my name is Dorkthehunter...

Obviously you don't know me very well.....yes I know what a library is(hence the smiling face) I go to the library all the time, that's where I read most of my SW books.

You can always go to your search option on the start bar, and search files or folders, and delete everything involving EAW and then reinstall it.

1. He was originally ment to be a dark Jedi. 2. He fought in the Battle of Mon Calamari 3. He led clone scuba troopers. 4. He fought with an ancient order of Mon Calamari Knights, 5. He destroyed a pirate hideout near Devaron space. 6. He killed a Bio-Droid in one-on-one combat. 7. He led an assault on Ord Cestus. 8. He almost killed Assaj Ventress. 9. He saved Obi-Wan's life. 10. He was one of the Supreme Chancellor's protectors on Corusant. 11. He failed to protect the Chancellor, but survived the encounter. 12. He was sent to aprehend Palpatine. 13. He was killed by Palpatine. 14. He had a green lightsaber. 15. He was a Jedi Master. Name 15 facts about Dorkthehunter.

I found a picture that is a mouse in a mousetrap saying: "I Regret Nothing!" Once that site comes back up, that will be my new avatar, probably. Woot!

What's a library? ;D But really, the books are everywhere. I'm not joking. I was at Gamestop(a store where you stop and get games)and they had some Star Wars books there. They are at garage sales too. They are bloody good books.(I sound like a pirate....yarrrr!)

But not at this time. That is my good point.