A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking

at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer

walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey

please."

 

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the

side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar

and leash, handed it to the customer, saying,

"That'll be $5000."

 

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and

said, "That was a very expensive monkey. The cost of them

are only a few hundred dollars.

Why did it cost so much?"

 

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can

program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth

the money."

 

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage.

"That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

 

"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage

object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java.

All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

 

The tourist looked around for a little longer and

saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag

around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the

shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put

together! What on earth does it do?"

 

 

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually

seen it do anything, but it says it's a project manager."

ROFL

 

Man I'm Good!!  Actually one of my Dad's colleagues sent him it.

quite good, quite good. *golf clap*

 

My memory is failing me in my old age, what exactly does ROFL stand for??

Roll on Floor Laughing.

i dont get it..

Roll on Floor Laughing.

 

I thought it was "Rolling on the Floor Laughing"...

yeah Well...Meh

 

 

Kingdark..U don't get it??

 

Whats the point of reading jokes then?

Whats the point of reading jokes then?

 

I don't get it...... ;D

a project manager does jackall just sits around all day but get paid shitloads more money than the other monkeys who do the work!

a project manager does jackall just sits around all day but get paid shitloads more money than the other monkeys who do the work!

 

HAH! I KNEW IT! lol...