Jahled

Dude, being a Star Wars nerd takes more attention to detail than first meets the eye. It's a challenge! Every morning I wake up and wonder quite how i'm going to completely neglect everything i'm paid to do at work in order to surf the net and communicate with my like minded-buddies on a site addressing important world issues like the need for missile-defense, anthranx attacks on contributor's work places, and the physics involved in Yoda hopping from Coruscant to Dagobah! Anyway, I think this might plight your day, you evil dude, you; for evan attempting to force us to question reality, etc, mumble, grumble, yawn! Do not dare to respond that I am insane... Aware of this i am! http://www.b3ta.com/board/774498

My cat, Zoot, is sitting next to me looking at my monitor; we're chuckling together. I've just given him more food. This means he's once more tolerant of inferior humans. He want's to know how you're going to kill your self...for your error... purr purr purr

Gosh your brave....

...work on this over the weekend...I shall...

That, actually, is a very fair and valid point... TPM & AOTC have demonstrated Yoda was quite frankly on-par with the head of the Republic Senate in position and influence, etc. Our long-eared dude was perhaps one of the most influential...errr...ummm..Yoda-type of people in the galaxy! I think we can safely asume, behind all that 'i'm a half insane hermit, he he he,'kind of personar poor-old Luke was subjugated to in TESB, the little guy must of had a buried transport of sorts... But I can't resist it, maybe he HOPPED TO DAGORBAH.... ..Bounce you must....

Ok, dude, i'll make it easy for you. I have been handed devestating new material by 'my man in the White House.' Despite Colin Powell's attempts to poison the entire security council with a veil of anthrax, he..err...I mean my secret contact...umm...emailed this to me this afternoon: http://www.b3ta.com/board/767444

It's obvious what's happened! Luke's gone back to Dagobah and his x-wing's broken down! 'Darn! I'll never get off this overgrown swamp!' Exclaims Luke, bashing his X-Wing with a laser-spanner. 'A new hyperdrive coolant you need! Hee he he he eiieeee!' Chuckles Yoda. 'But no one else in the game can get here Master Yoda!' 'Stuck then, stuck you are! Hee he he he eieee he he!' Yoda laughs insanely. 'But think I do with a little bit of training the answer I have!' 'Hei he he he heee, bounce you must, Yesss, bounce you must learn, bounce high enough and off this planet you will bounce!' http://members.rogers.com/pixelmasher/graphics/starhoppers/yodabounce.gif

...it's up by the Charlotte Street end...I'd imagine you'll be approaching from Oxford Street...walk up Rathbone Street on the left hand side,,and just before Rathbone Place turns right and becomes Charlotte Street you'll see the computer shop. It's a few shop past a huge Royal Mail type of building; sort of opposite a shop that sells fresh coffee. (I used to be a courier!) If they don't have a copy send us a message will sort something out with me ol'mucker in NY; i'm going to have to anyway!

Well, in the interests of all of us who don't live in the United States, I did a little bit of research. Here in the UK we get redirected to Activision whose mail order department never answer the phone, or ukgames.com, who don't have some of those classics on their website. Things don't look good. I shall have to re-establish contact with one of my old flames across the pond, last heard of living in Greenwich Village, NY. I've suddenly got the urge to give the x-wing/TIE fighter titles a shot.

...the tale is getting so stupid, even I, Jahled; Dark Lord of Stupidity, am loosing the plot... Thanks for your offer; and count me in! What exactly does one do?

I mean, what more do we need? http://www.b3ta.com/board/765664

Never fear...Jahled is here! I got my second hand copy for £4 at a second-hand computer shop in Rathbone Place, London W1. For the life of me a can't remember what it's called.

..oh...the menu...nothing to flash... http://www.b3ta.com/board/764308

I've just remembered why no one invites me to contribute in the other rpg forums....

Anyway, you'll understand 'Jahled's,' has a strict dress-policy, you can't just turn up in your Han Solo approved 70's reject waistcoat! Absolutely not! I believe our recent exspose on Darth Vader's newly aquired dress sense might offer us some indication as to what get's you past the Gran on the door...

Speaking of ships...the wiedest shit happened this aftrernoon when Rogue Squadron attacked the Death Star: http://www.b3ta.com/board/742183

Elvis, dude, i've taken my moment to think about it...and, well.....err.....ummmm...errrr.......IT'S GONNA HAPPEN! Just cast your mind back to the distant eighties...ok, crap music, Dungeons & Dragons, Thatcher/Reagan (blaugh!)..but a newby entered the scene to waste our time..the personal computer! (A battered ZX-81 steps onto the stage and bows) No one could have possibly imagined how far things have come in a decade. If you need reminding, reach for that copy of the original Dark Forces, pop into into your computer and check out how much things have come along. If you've still got a ZX-Spectrum, spend ten minutes loading up Jet-Set Willy or some lunitic game involving llamas by Jeff Minter, and then visit lucasarts and see the game shots for the projects they've got in the pipe line...he he 2003? Gosh! I actually can't imagine what delights await us ten years down the line...despite the fact everybody I am related to, work with, or encounter evry other day, comments that I should: 'get a life,' IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER!!!

..gibberish for me! If I knew anything about computers it would undoubtably make sense. I wasn't knocking your hard work, dude.

Yes we do. There's to much wrong with the existing map. A coupl of months ago you were going to 'meditate' on whether the map could be made larger. How did your meditating get along? Oh, darn! Master Yoda has started throwing twigs at me again, 'as part of my training.'

Proof! http://www.b3ta.com/board/762444

Nice one Mask. I was hoping to keep my restaurant on Ghorman secret. Now every Tom, Dick, and Harry knows. All I can say is I hope you like washing up! Anyway, I shall have a little look at the Zip file when I get home. I'm pretending to look busy at work. Golly, I can hardly type, i'm trembling with excitement!

No need to equip this little fella with smart bombs, I trust you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail; this guy's going to Bagdad alone!

No, will send Saddam our new secret weapon: http://www.b3ta.com/board/761609

The Star Wars Encyclopedia published by DeAgostini has an up to date map...

Mad eh? Well, i've just finnished writing a letter to George Bush suggesting he should send Saddam Hussain some cake as a gesture of good will and to herald in a new era of world peace. I signed it: UntimelyDemise http://www.swrebellion.com