
Jahled
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Cool dude, I don't know if you guys around the world notice but our manager has a very good habit of buying up promising players and 'grooming them' to the extent we can then sell them to the over-inflated egos in Spain and Italy for twenty times as much! But despite recent set backs against Chelski and those Manchester United vermin; I think Arsenal are about to bust through on our biggest hang-up; Europe, as with a new stadium (ours only holds about 34k at present), so the future is looking bright! LONG LIVE HENRY and VIERRA; may their toes never fall off!
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WOO! It's projects like that which are almost unique to this game! And is why I love it! Long may you scrape by with your dodgy English dude! The site and the game are enriched by your efforts. I salute you.
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Stone me! Are you really Tex's other half? Excellent! You do realize you represent a rare thing indeed; a girl who shares her man's Star Wars 'hobbie!' R-e-s-p-e-c-t...and big uupp as Mask and I often say. My last girlfriend whome I lived with for quite a while used to look at me very oddly as I sniggered infront of this PC; she also developed a very good shot of throwing Hasbro Star Wars figures at the back of my head. But respect to her, for she remained in her seat when I lept up to do battle with a rolled up newspaper with another Jedi at a screeening of The Phantom Menice. Some of her friends told me they would: a. Have not supported their partner's nerdy interest. b. Subsequently not been sitting in that seat anyway. c. Got up and left as soon as I began making 'laser sounds' and 'humming,' before crashing about the movie-theater isle. The only question that can remain is obvious: I trust you have dressed up as your avatar for our Tex? Alex never did. Though she would wear my Arsenal top... Fu Manchu-Evil Eye
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Yes indeed dude! Excellant finds Cain! Fascinating stuff. I think Borg cubes are boring and Federation ships look like plates super glued to wierd avant-guard bedside lamps. In 1977 I remember being awestruck as something called a Star Destoyer rumbled over my head. Life changed as we know it for ever... Edit: I just voted and checked the results! Five votes so far... Edit no.2: Err...yeah, what I was meaning was five out of five replies; which sure as hell enforces the fact none of me and above our secret Treckies...
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Indeedy, good to see you back Glandry! PC's are very odd.
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Yes and hidious fiends they truely are, but I guess it's only fair you have to pay for so much secure web-space! It was about this time last year I got the extra storage space, and i've been swapping credit cards so the one I originally used has been cancelled>meaning they didn't get funds. I'll try to figure it out tonight, if not for my collection but your's, SOCL's, and La_forge's!
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Yeah! Everything-all 30 odd pages-on that MSN site are down! Perhaps they want more money... Where's my credit card...
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Yo Scathe! Where ya been? Cool to see you my old friend.
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Camden Town is the hub of North London. It is famous for it's market called Camden Lock, because it is situated around a series of canal locks. For some unknown reason young people from around the world go there in flocks and droves because they assume it's 'hip' and 'cool.' It was at the turn of the nineties, when they all wore Pink Floyd tee-shirts, and stood out in the pubs. When the Brit pop thing took off in the 90's you really would bump into Blur, Oasis, Supergrass, in some of these pubs; but that was no accident, because Camden Town must have the highest densiity of recording studios in the UK. Pubs like the Good Mixer were 'trendy' anyway, and viewed as the cool places to hang out. I was a little worse for wear when I destroyed young Robbie at pool, I can't even remember whether it was when he was still in that crap boys band or gone solo it was that long ago, and when I say 'glazed' I was amazed he could even utilize a pool cue! If they were glazed due to other circumstances he would have been far less wobbly on his feet; but ten fold more boring i'm sure. I like the guy. He put his fifty pence in the slot and was thrashed, but was entertaining all the way through. My mate Colin then subsequently destroyed me on the table; I think, but then he always does.
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Oh dear, dude! An alliance fleet turned up last night with the fixed model and when I zoomed in it was still white!
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This should look very nice on the website's black backdrop: Edit: Except I can't seem to get it to work. so you'll have to click HERE! ..and you might as well click here as well; you could send it to your boss. http://www.swrebellion.net/jahled/Star%20Wars%20Gifs/starwars.gif
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That site had a great looking Star Destroyer model; it's a shame it's detail is to much for the rebellion game engine... This made me snigger... Edit:As did this... How to Tell if your Child is a Computer Hacker! 20) When he walks in the house, he says, "I have achieved root access." 19) He's got a permanent etching of a Unix shell embedded in his face. 18) He spells his name with numbers and punctuation symbols 17) He greets you by saying, "telnet family.com 25 HELO" 16) You have an excessively high phone bill. 15) You have an excessively LOW phone bill. 14) He engages people in conversation by speaking in assembly languages. 13) Jolt Cola or Vivarin replace silly things like: food, sleep, air. 12) You've discovered that your credit limit triples during the holidays. 11) His bedroom is 30 degrees warmer than any room in the house. 10) His skin is translucent from lack of sunlight. 9) He tells you he appreciates the sound of a modem dialing out, "Moreso than you can imagine!" His eyeglass prescription doubles in a matter of months. 7) He wears a utility belt. 6) He's 15 years old and has arthritis. 5) He has a tattoo of something he calls a "Northern Telcom DMS-100 Class 5 Switching System" 4) His latest hangout is a dumpster behind the local telephone company. 3) You can't find a shred of pornography anywhere in his room. 2) He's changed his name to Kevin. And the number one way to tell if your child is a computer hacker: 1) He's been in prison for 4 years and no-one knows why...
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A strong standard Fleet: What Ships?
Jahled replied to Freddie_Mercury's question in Questions from Newbies
Velcome! Your question is slightly along the lines of...well, cool; the answer is 42; but what the hell is the question! Getting to grips with the game is essential in building experiance, you have to really muck in and learn the game's slightests details over time for yourself! Fighters are supremely important; which is why an Imperial player should ensure that TIE wings without hyperdive are debarked onto a system when a fleet is present. All that 'getting into battle time' could cost you a capital ship at about days 500-800 if non-hyperdive fighters are cooked up on ships and not on systems. You'll find, even on systems protected by massive non-hyperdive TIE presance, (ie: no chance of retreat...) rebels should be slightly reluctant to target them; you simply have no alternative but to target their capital ships and enjoy a sector's support knowing there is no alternitive but attack for glory as opposed to survival... Therefore, as a loose rule, don't station capital ships to much on systems where you have massive non-hyperdive TIE presance. Your ships can't really engage in the battle without making tempting targets for that said overall Sector support...their destruction can afford... You'll find therefore, there comes a point where as an Imperial, you get to that stage where you will be almost pausing to fill up your capital ships with hyperdive capable fighters. Once your fleets are so comprised the game is your's for the taking. Even with the game's orginanl settings, the shear power of Imperial Capial ships en masse should overcome the rebel vermin. Their Mon Calamari Cruisers take ages to repair; which is something the AI never exploits by building up masses of Assault Frigates and Nebuons; something the Imperial can exploit. The damage you give out to Mon Cal's lasts...so catch them out...and slay! Your fleets... The core should be the best heavy battle ship you can get; but like any real fleet, view as a pyramid structure; the fleet needs protection; so almost double the number of anti-starfighter ships. During the tactical battle you can use them to basically exterminate a similar sized fighter force by holding your fighters behind your battleship line, and using your lancers to exterminate their opposition. Getting your own feel is however everthing.... [/i] -
How realistic are the last 15 minutes of Return of the Jedi
Jahled replied to igorimp's topic in General Discussion
Dudes, this thread has produced many very interesting arguments and points of view concerning the events at Endor; all of which have been enjoyable and at times eye-opening to follow. The very first thing to do is establish that Star Wars is Sci-Fi fantasy; we love it it to bits, but it doesn't conect in anyway to the laws of the real universe; no deep space fighter dogfights, no faster than light hyperspace travel; no Death Stars!! The laws of our universe forbid them! Reaching the edge of our very own solar system is never going to happen for humanity; space is simply to vast! So we must rule out any plausable scientific explainations for any event in the entire Star Wars saga because our beloved Star Wars universe and the possibilities of of our own reality can never meet. Ever. But even if we take into Star Wars physics; Star Destroyers, TIES, Mon Calamari MC-80's, X-Wings, etc, events at Endor still remain a little odd. Firstly, as far as the rebel fighter kick the daylights out of TIEs argument goes; it simply doesn't make any sense! If you, as the ruling Empire, in control of the galaxy's resources; build and continue production with a tactical superioty fighter, the TIE fighter or it's descendents, you simply wouldn't botther if they were being blasted out of the sky by a poorly funded rebel counterpart! Sorry, these 'antiques' as they were described in the book, were not better fighters than TIES; they would have been inferior! Anyway, the book describes TIES as having better lasers, targeting systems, and agility; i'm sorry, but even with the protection of a implausibly-effective shielding, rebel fighters would have been vaporized from the sky. Do you really think a ruling Galactic-Empire would settle for second best? Secondly, I think we've now established there were no fewer than 24 Star Destroyers present at Endor, plus a command ship eight times the length of even these mile-long 'floating cities,' as the original book refers to them. Plus a fully operational Death Star. I'm sorry folks, but mile-long battleships with enough fire power to individually render entire planets uninhabital are not not going to be defeated by converted civilian space ships half their size. Etc... Endor never happened; the Emperor is forever.... -
...me forgot, twas back in the nineties when things like that could happen in Camden... I was to pissed to be awestruck anyhows... Click here anyways...
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Has anyone got the new ess. guide to vehicals and vessels ?
Jahled replied to the_mask's topic in Outside Interests
Well i'm glad you got your copy so quick dude, my local bookstore said it would take two months to get the book here in London, which I find pretty hard to believe... that's the suburbs for you; I do make an attempt to shop local.... not entirely certain why... -
Indeediness! And hurrah! For my football team our the English football league champions. WOO YEYNESS!! And we only spent £2 million on transfers this season; Chelsea spent 50 times more... ...And to top it all I can still type having spent all afternoon in a pub!!! oooo!!! Life's good....
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True. I had thought of photoshopping a cowboy hat onto Boba Fett for my avatar, but then realized the same thing. I did find a good pic that I'd love to use (sans hat), but I've got to get my site up first to host it. No you don't! Send me your pic and i'll host it for you.
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being a PC plank I wonder if works... Old posts they are, remembered by a few; but; insanity is something extremely close to my heart...
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Can one of you guys let me know how to edit about 60 frames of Star Wars footage (a Scout bike bike crashing into a tree in .avi format, , I believe) as to insert text..? Basically, I want to be able to add some text to a particular frame down the line, but am presently only able to do so stuck on every frame! I'm using Image ready, but am getting stuck! help!
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Ahh!!! Folks... I will not bore you with the details of when I beat Robbie at pool in a pub called the Good Mixer in Camden Lock years ago.... (but Me did cane him; but his eyes did look a tab odd, err..glazed...but err.. I guess that's the rewards of being a 'pop-star....') Anyway: Afel Bocoum-BuriBaalal Trio Mocoto-Nago Tartit-Tihhir Bayatin ....
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Has anyone got the new ess. guide to vehicals and vessels ?
Jahled replied to the_mask's topic in Outside Interests
Those Carrot-Vong starships look seriously wierd! I am now in a position to understand why Trej is so strange. Why, only this afternoon I enjoyed one of his arms with some soup. Seriously, i've drawn a line on the New Jedi Order books, and haven't read any further...so glimpses at stuff like that is eye-opening... -
Cool! Is there anything I need to know before executing the scrolling file I downloaded; such as any programs I need?
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Has anyone got the new ess. guide to vehicals and vessels ?
Jahled replied to the_mask's topic in Outside Interests
Gosh! That's now top of life's little shopping list! -
Darth Sadr's followers have a new weapon ...