Jahled

We all ready tried that! It sort of went wrong! BIG TIME. The 'Insane' British Scout-trooper, ( ) and the Crazy Hungarain Ninja went in first to infiltrate the place, check the outskirts etc.. but were lost to radio communication when they started a conversation about Japanese Swords, Japanese Films, and where it conflicts with Buddhism to casually 'Flip out and randomly kill people!' Apparently a pizza delivery man was seen space-hopping to a field in their last known proximity... Our German model-man got into a debate with the Skywalker-ranche's entry eye, downloaded it's obscure language; re-worked it, and uploaded a much more stranger-friendly program before catching a whiff of the pizza in the darkness... as he dashed off a DarkJedi turned up ignited his saber and immediately decapitated the 'entry-eye;' being one quickly bored with lengthy dialogue... he also 'sensed' the presance of spicy-beef in the distance and was compromised... This of course rather shagged the direct methods Elvis and Trej had planned when they got the green-light the defenses were down. Trej arrived at the main gate fully expecting it to be wide open... threw his left arm at the the fence, just as Emperor Elvis began to force-lightening the gate, so through his right-leg as well...which sort of went wrong... Emperor Elvis was last seen dragging what remained of Trej into the darkness in the 'rough direction,' of a sweet smelling pizza... 'Dweeby Dutch Swissknife...Astromech' turned out to be the space-hopping pizza-delivery man, which was fine; he brought five such examples....

It's not the software Elvis, it's the bloody hardware that's locked! I've tried everything! It makes me furious! I mean all I have to do is go out and buy... another....one....

Indeed dude, I did! And I have a very serious problem with not preaching the obtain by an alternative route. My DVD is locked on region one! The only way I can watch DVD's on my PC is with American DVDs (region one) or Chinese pirates (which are regionless) Given i've got a healthy collection of BBC regionless DVD titles, what is it with this region crap? I've sent hate mail to Power DVD using all the most disgusting terms of abuse I know; but this entire situation sucks big time! I also have a big problem with the wages movie stars and their industry ilk are paid, especially in comparisson to the so called 'losses,' the film industry says it suffers through crap DVD piracy. Sorry chaps, but it don't add up. With global crap like this drawing the llegal-agents of humanity with more urgency than the fact half the world's population struggles to feed, I have nothing but deep contempt for the industry, or their pathetic concern on dodgy DVDs. (that actually don't seem to work half the time....) That's my personal rant as it is my oppion; nothing to do with the site.

Weep not my multi-fingered-energized-friend! For as I type these elusive words I happen to know for a fact that a certain cat has been staring intently at the TV... Slaughter of the Lambs...on BBC One... BEWARE oh student-dude! Beware...indeediness! NEVER take life for granted!

Umm...gentlemen...these could be defined as slightly extreme uses of the RebEd engine! Whilst it's fun to have massive Endor-scale epic battles, errr.. such editing described reduces the 'cold-swett' of the game factor? Many years ago; before I discoved this site, I had a crap download that did stupid things like give the Empire's ships values of 1/1. I yawned very quickly! Whether Empire or Alliance the game engine is almost immediately shagged for common sense. I'm personally obviously no-newbee to the game; but the only setting I consider a challenge is Empire on expert mode... It's seriously hard! But it's also seriously fun until day 700-800 or so when you've struggled to turn things around! I use the RebEd engine as subtly as possibly!

Bear in mind that whilst it's a simpler process using Mask's importer, .rmd files can still be imported into the game using the old... tiresome... method...!

You are prepared for your doom, Mr DarkJedi? You have summoned the spirit of the evil-feline one He now haunts us all!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU FOOL!!! Tempt not the dark urges of feline psychosis, nor the flick of their demonic wiskers.... for as thunder follows lightening; I happen to know FOR A FACT that my cat is not licking his balls in my hallway! Edit: La_Forge: Are you still with us 'Adonde?' You shudder....

I don't tend to work with those darn rhubarbs to much No TF is a man who likes a few things and when he likes them he really likes them. He loves my apple pie, so I haven't branched out much from them. So tell me about this rhubarb crumble, you have my curiosity now Our man Elvis has a... virtual fitish when it comes to rhubarb crumble... I shall say no more, in order to avoid the consequences of him visualizing the said subject matter and getting overwelmed... and bringing home Alderaan to his University campus!

CAREFULL!! You know that if you say his name four times whilst looking at your monitor with a pair of slippers on your head...your monitor explodes Woo-warning!!!

You have definitely got a point there... Even as I was leaving the cinema, my friend remarked that it was funny that probably about 99% of the audience didn't realise there was an ancient story behind that movie... That's exactly the point about Gods, innit? R U saying I is Fickle???

http://www.swrebellion.com/jahled/Star%20Wars%20Gifs/Jahled_Bouncing_fast_final.gif What can I say....

Scathe...must...click..here...

...ANNNND...they would have to included the Greek Gods who started everything with that bloody beauty contest....Athena; goddess of wisdom? Yeah right! The Olympions were a fickle bunch of boys and girls...

Incidently, do you know that JK Rowling, who penned Harry Potter is richer than the British Queen? I'm going to email the results of this poll btw, and get her to re-write the end of the final book.

Make my day...

SOCL?!? Emm... perhaps Zoot has freaked out his Force-strength to scary levels...

Well..from has hatched out of the beginning...this was never intended to be, and is not, 'my personal thing,' or where I exclusivelly post stuff found on the web; it simply ain't! I'm grateful to our man E for letting this one drift because it's sort of evolved into a cozy little place where (mainly) Star Wars related stuff can be deposited, and we've seen some gems over the years! What other Star Wars sites have such a portal to such stuff? None. ...or none that are fun! That is one of the reasons i'm still here! Anyway, i'm days away from starting a course in all this animated stuff; so you might not have seen anything yet! Ego it has never been; fun for all it sort of is!

What could you do working on some of the rebellion-engine's in-game graphics? Ie: Launch screen etc?

Why La_Forge I found this today! Go to fonts Go to 'N' Surf down the page till you get to the Ninja Font (download...) Cool eh? Edit: Heard about President Bush's bike accident? This is how it really happened... perhaps...

I found this this afternoon which amuzed me; I guess this is more or less the place to post it...

Greenpeace you say.... I couldn't resist it....

Pucho was a great guy to have around. We had a laugh; I marvelled at his utterly systematic and objective posts, and was ultimately gutted at the way his personnal disagreement with someone else led to his pathetic response shagging the forums 'editing out his threads' for everybody else. This is not how a grown up behaves.

PM Evaders to get you back in the forums, what have you to offer?

Mark get's Biblical... Mark in the Vietnam War (might have to be an old fart to get this one!) Mark branded 'Death Sticks...