DarthTofu

Well is he? I've heard some good ones in that regard, such as this one: The Death Star was not designed. Rather, it was reverse-engineered based on a picture of Kyle Katarn's left (Look away small children!) testicle! (Okay, you're good again, small children!) Kyle Katarn and Obi-Wan once got into a fight. Kyle kicked his ass, then dressed up as Obi and proceeded to vent some anger on Anakin while he was on Mustafar. Anakin Skywalker had a father. And his name was Kyle Katarn! Some of them are completely out of continuity order, but they're still pretty good. Spotted 'em under the 'coolest thing in star wars history' section on Wookiepedia...

Quityour whining. I'm the fifth one and sixth one down on google. Then I'm gone. Argh!

That ... was ... weird .. (curles up into a ball) ..And now for the news. It's not a potato Got the hiccups? Elvis lives! They have the taste for blood now! Vagina, am I suspended now? As part of this divorce, I want of everything Would have been better were it star wars Not as good as American Pie 2 .. but still funny I believe him! That's so much more interesting than the crap CNN puts on... Why can't the world just be funnier and more bizzare? Edit: David Tennant is my hero! Edit 2: Gotta love the Arrogant Worms!

Hah! I'm Central Florida, fools! Really? Ironic because so am I... Damn snow, ice, and sleet have canceled all flights to DC and east coast airports north of there, and the next flights to DC will only be available on Tuesday. So I have to fly to Norfolk and be picked up, three hours to the south of DC. East or West coast? Swing by Ron John Surf Shop (One of a Kind! Oh, wait, no, it isn't even remotely one of a kind anymore, now is it?) in Cocoa Beach and I'll meet you there. I'll be the guy in swim trunks and a bullet-proof vest. @Taco: Everyone has to make up for lost days of school. Fortunately we only have to make up one day for every three that we miss, though. Go figure.

That game reminded me of Spider-Man You know, I was going to say the same thing. Anyone here actually get past level 1? Or am I just a horrible n00b who loses interest after losing the first level after two whole tries?

I wish I could draw like these people...

*Fires sympathy cannon* Alright, then. There's my contribution. May it smash through your guts and lay open your heart to the secondary sympathy beam.

And I feel sorry for you for never being prepared to go to school for three or four days and then finding out that two weeks or so have been canceled because a category five hurricane that miraculously misses you (Just like the last six) weedles down to a tropical storm and rains on Georgia while you do whatever you feel like. [/ridiculously long sentance]

Hah, now it's stuck in your head!

Hah! I'm Central Florida, fools!

*Clicks heels together* I want one!

Happy very late B-day, Tex. They say that the first millinium or two is the worst, then you get used to it. You should be evening out by now! BTW: Steven Hawking called again. He wants to ask if you remember how old this black hole is that he thinks was formed some time around the start of the universe. He just wants some confirmation. Edit: The pics are odd, but the song is spectacular!

You have fifty spam posts, then. Besides, I'd say that the proportion isn't that bad. At the least I'd say that about 1/3 of my posts are not spam. Probably more like fifty-fifty.

I was making a referance to this with the whole heart-eating thing...

I agree whole-heartedly, Rob.\ Edit: numba 3000! (Of course I knew that it was 3000 before Psych told me... Of course I knew! I was just... Umm... Testing him! Yeah, that's it!) It took me about two months more to hit 3k this time than it did last time... Hmm, maybe I am spamming less now. Or maybe AP classes are just a bitch and eat up your spare time...

My two bits: In Spook and Stiff (Both nonfiction books) Mary Roach investigates the "Scientific search for the soul." The leading candidates for its location are as follows: The Brain The Heart The Blood (Okay, so only one guy thought that, and it was the guy who 'discovered' the circulatory system- I just thought it was pretty good) Thus, the zombies are eating your very soul. Sort of. Kind of. Meh. I'm amazed that only Chuck Norris eats people's hearts...

A) I already had the crown, thanks. B) I refuse to kiss my own arse. I am no youtube-whore-man-thing. @J: I set my watch to alert me to this event on the 24th so that I can be ready. Throughtout the day, at X hour: 42 minutes I will cry out "THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHIEF IS COMING! REPENT! REPENT!" and see how many people have read The Restaurant at the End of the Universe and remember that bit of it. Yes, I'm that geeky. Just to alert you all: While I can't do the ribs thing on a full stomach, I don't exactly have to fast to do it. So don't worry about my physical health. Just the mental variety.

"it's"? I'm a "he", so "his" would be preferred I'm not dead yet Wait... Woah! Tex is a he and Tex is ALIVE!!! When did this happen, and why was I not informed? Why are there no clouds in the sky? How much do the free tickets cost? What's the number for 911? You wanna buy a duck? ARGH! *Explodes*

That's me... Just minus the girlfriend bit, presently Pissed the hell out of some guy in the movie Ghost Rider talking to my friend and making fun of it the whole way through. Did the same thing during Casino Royale. If the movie is good I won't make fun of it, but more often than not I will... I'm presently the only person who hasn't seen the movie on my whole island, I think...

Enjoy, folks. If that doesn't give Rob nightmares for a few years, nothing can!

Heh- You and Steller are still leaps and bounds ahead of me, Krytos! Well, Steller is. You're only leaps ahead of me. You'll have to up the quality if you want bounds ahead of me. Thank you for the compliment, though. NOW WRITE!!!!1oneeleveneleventyone!

I plan to buy a ticket for some other movie and then go sneak into 300... A bunch of Latin geeks and other friends said that they'd be doing the same... Only problem is that the theater does ID checks for some of the more popular movies out there... Hmm... Ah, well. That's why you bring a sweatshirt, but don't wear it. They can come and check your ticket and all that, but they go to get backup if they're going to shove you out. Change your seat, put on the sweatshirt with the hood up, etc. and they'll be at something of a loss.

It's Taco's birthday? Wherever did you find that out? *Glances at title* Oh... wait... Okay, a total of 5 1/2 hours of sleep on a weekend is a bad thing... *Beats head on desk* Happy birthday, Taco. Enjoy it and... Umm, I dunno, eat tacos or... something... yeah. [Error: Tofu posted something tremendously witty and articulate here that cannot be displayed on your computer. Too bad. It was hillarious and truly spectacularly awesome. You'd have wanted to post it just about anywhere, but you can't, because your computer sucks.]

Nice, Mad... I haven't had time to watch the whole thing, so I appologize if he winds up doing anything really wierd...

Anyone here remember that play I wrote? Kazan? It got to be a staged reading recently at the local theater, along with one other play about a character with a dissability, and another that I have no idea why it even placed, much less took second place over me when it didn't address the topic in any way, shape, or form. At any rate: My play was about Kazan, who is a kid with autism and an abusive father. Gradually he overcomes some of the difficulties of autism, and in the end he and his father manage to reconcile. After the staged reading a number of people came up to me and told me "You hit the nail right on the head with respect to autism. I know someone/have a child/have a sibling with autism, and you really drove home its effects." So why do I feel horrible? My "research" on autism consisted of the article on autism in Wikipedia, the article on autistic savants on Wikipedia, an article on kids growing up with autism in Time magazine, and studying the original Kazan (character) in the move The Cube. And all of these people thought that I'd researched it, and were ultimately touched by a distinct lack of effort. I feel horrible for it... Not that any of you can do anything about it, nor have any reason to care- I just felt like venting about it... I'll post the staged reading on Youtube or google video some time. I have it on video...