"Control what you can maggots! Everything else can have a flying fuck at you. And if you go down, go down with your guns blazing!" -The Dark Tower Another cool quote type thing is one Winston Churchill said at a party. Anyways he's really drunk, and just making a complete dick of himself and this one woman is completely apalled(sp?) at his behavior and how he is talking to his wife, so she approaches him and says. "Sir, if I was your wife, I'd poison your coffee" He looks at her for a moment and replies. "Miss, if you were my wife, I'd drink it." So everyone has a good laugh and then his wife says in a very mean, accusing manner. "You sir, are drunk!" To which he replies. "Yeah? And you're ugly. And when I wake up tomorrow I will no longer be drunk, and you're still going to be ugly." God I love that guy.