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-Looks at Tk with his mouth hanging slightly open.- Change... Pic... size... I... wait... what the hell? -Beats self with a lightbat and runs off to a swamp.-

I can just see Mace Windu with an afro, and bad 70's sun glasses, sporting a purple suit with bling necklaces and weidling a rainbow lightsaber... Oh and those fancy light up shoes... The sith better watch out, they have some serious funk up against them.

That was my understanding

For actors... Jude Law is pretty cool... Johnny Depp... Ewan Mcgreggor. But I'm going to have to say that my favorite actor is Morgan Freeman, followed closely by Bruce Campbell (Ash in Army of Darkness/Evil Dead.) For actresses... I think Scarlett Johansson is pretty awesome.

Yeah about that eleven... My bad about offering to help and then vanishing... My bad, there were technical difficulties with my comp and when it was fixed a month had already transpired so yeah... Again, my apologies.

There was a thread on this a few months back, and I still go with Yellow.

-Upon being pointed and laughed at he learns the dark side of the force, and somehow manages to infiltrate the republic as it's supreme chancellor, and pull a huge conspiracy right under the noses of the Jedi... The clones kill Tofu for the hell of it... Points and laughs, he does.-

Tofu I don't think he's used RebED yet, so it's all going to be nonsense until he does... However, if the problem is something else then well pay me no attention.

Thrawn, I have to say that you telling me that I am trying too hard is degrading to my spirit, and frankly it just makes me feel bad. -Breaks down crying, gibberish ensues...-

Tofu, believe I do that the grammar of the German language would look, it would, like a backwards sentence of English.

No actually yours is probably more incorrect than mine Tofu. Yoda doesn't dramatically reverse everything. If you compare the way Yoda speaks and proper German grammar they are remarkably similar, so yeah. Just study that, and become proficient you will.

-Scans the forum over briefly, and then cries.- Oh dear god what has become of my life...

Damn straight! It's 'talk of yoda' not yoda-talk... God you're so unprofessional...

Correction Tofu... Screwed, the whole of you are.

No no no, you've all got it wrong! And finally, after much thought I can reveal to everyone the REAL reason why Yoda doesn't win. See because Yoda speaks funny he was made fun of during school. Teacher: Yoda where's your homework? Yoda: Absent, was I. -Random kid throws a pitdroid at yoda- Freak! This all results in a traumatizing childhood for Yoda, and Sideous OBVIOUSLY studied up on this fact and used it against him. Sideous: People used to make fun of your three fingers and call you the pointy-eared hob-goblin in school. Yoda then breaks down crying and runs off to a swamp. FRUED LIVES ON!!! Bwahahah.... Or err something...yeah.

Yeah Dooku was cheated by Lucas, first by the stupid name Darth Tyrannus, and then the illogically crappy death. Before Dooku managed to eat breakfast, do his taxes, brush his teeth, and school Anakin and Obi without breaking a sweat, followed by him showing his badassness by standing his own against Yoda in both lightsaber combat and force powers. Then 3 years (I think) later Anakin has suddenly exploded into some god-character that has random fluctuations in power throughout the movie, I mean Jesus man. Anakin being able to humiliate Dooku like that insinuates that he'd be able to dominate Yoda (As we know Dooku and Yoda are relatively equal, more or less.). It boils down to Lucas being a moron. I think that Anakin throughout the movies is portrayed as an absolute dolt, with no intelligence simply wonderful instincts. I think that if Lucas wanted to show Anakin as being more powerful in RotS he should have had him and Dooku be even in lightsaber skills, and have had Anakin somehow outsmart Dooku and thus gaining victory, thus showing how much Anakin has progressed in both terms of Combat Technique, and in terms of Intellect. But whatever, no way of changing it, so yeah.

Wow I feel retarted... Until now I've never noticed the similarities between Bigfoot and Chewie... ugh -bashes head against wall.-

I think they need to make a button for sarcasm. Like there is for bold font, italics, and underscore. That'd help a lot.

The one thing I resent most about the internet is how you can't hear voice tone. My response to you Psych was a sort of half-'arsed' (Courtesy to Krytos) sarcasm, hence the "Feel free to condemn me" bit at the end. Guess I'm not all that good at illustrating my sarcasm, but no worries mate. Or as a linguistically incorrect British person would put it 'Mait".

You know what happened in the tale of the man who lapped all others don't you? The ones being lapped all turned to form a giant wall and the lapper-man was going so fast he smashed into it, spewing guts and bits of skull and brain all over the track.

Oh you mean the "You should be ashamed of yourself for killing something so small" part.

Wow Psycho... You seemed to have missed the " Just a thought, so don't condemn me" bit, which seems impossibly hard to accomplish since you inlcuded it in your quoting of me. Honestly I couldn't care less what is in the pledge, so long as it includes swearing allegience to the country I'm fine with it, unless it's dramatic over the top bullshit, naturally. Anyways, just another thought, so feel free to condemn me.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0159789/ See for yourself. He's been in a lot.

I stand by my earlier point on Hayden. - The fact that he's been in 16+ movies and still sucks is a reflection on how good of an actor he is. With 16 movies under his belt he's had more than enough experience, so the conclusion? He blows at acting, and isn't getting better.

I think he's trying to get attention. Judaism worships one God. The Torah is all about one God. Christians worship one God. Methodists worship one God. Catholics worship one God. Satanists worship one God (Give or take.). The majority of religions worship one God unless I am mistaken and to remove the "Under God" bit from the pledge is being biased towards the minority of religions that don't worship one God. Either way you are being biased but it's safer to be biased with the majority. ...Just a thought, so don't condemn me.