Ghostly_Substance Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 welcome, LOL Cool: Teleporting to safety and owning the zombies. -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 welcome fellow Goldeneye brethren. hmmC&C Generalsbestoverlord tanks, nuff saidworsthaving an entire army of infantry decimated with the terrorist acid truck Goldeneyefunniestshooting off russian hatsthe death animations, especially the throught onesbestdual weilding zmgsboringenemy rockets,too easy.... I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftdraw Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I've a new #1 dumb one:Playing on a server in Battlefield 2 as the USMC commander and was bunkered down in a well protected position at the main base. An admin comes on and bans me for not moving and fighting. Mind you I was providing UAV, artillery, supplies, and marking enemy posistions when called for (once, for a UAV) and even when they weren't. I only team killed one guy who was dumb enough to run into an area with the artillery marker on it and who ignored my repeated warnings to get the heck out of there. I'm now teh lurker.http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/2/swiftdraw.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 RebellionBest:- Foiling Rebels plans tons of times-and making the Rebels run for their money with one Star Destroyer lol- Stopping an uprising Dump:- Conquering a Rebel planet Sullist and still dont have it under control and trying to. Stormtroopers getting there are slow. Worst: - losing a sector almost thanks to them. I cant wait for EAW now since Rebels are annoying the hell out of me and need their rear wipped for making me look like a fool. In Rebellion when I get better i'll surely wipe their rears. -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Aliens vs Predator 2worstgoing to a server but pressing the wrong button and instead delete your cd key, which the paper you had it on you lost long ago >< I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garbageben Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 In Battlefield 2 running around a little bunker thing with like 5 guys chasing me. I was throwing nades and emptied my primary weapon ammo. Then I pulled out the pistol and raped the rest of them. http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/0/garbageben.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftdraw Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Aliens vs Predator 2worstgoing to a server but pressing the wrong button and instead delete your cd key, which the paper you had it on you lost long ago >< WTF?!?! How the heck did you do that? You were going to a server and deleted your CD key, I don't get how that happened. I'm now teh lurker.http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/2/swiftdraw.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 well i was going to the find internet games button with my keys you know updownleftright? well the change cd key was right below it and i pressed down and enter and cursed many many times!seems that if you try to change it it deletes the old one!><><><><><>< I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 5, 2005 Author Share Posted September 5, 2005 Gundam vs Zeta GundamBest:- In a Hambrabi and playing with a friend of mine whos in a GM (Cuts down on the cost ) we both fight and I pull an ace move on the AI who has the same suit as me and I knock him out then I shoot the other one then I shoot and kill my first target then I attack my first target then I attack the Big O. I dont know what my friend is doing but he seems to be attacking the Big O before I got to him. So I then finish off with the Hambrabi then attack the Big O, he uses revive then attacks me then I use revive and have a nice battle. If you seen it it would have been one of them perfect fights.- I Finally unlocked the damn Pysco Gundam I used it and tried it against the big Zam, first model sucks but the mass produced Pysco works. Worst: - Kept on dieing from a simple very upgraded DOM which can transorm (Its orange and can transorm and has a head of a DOM). Funny- Was kicking ass with a Zaku Custom (red one) and my friend was kicking ass also against Palance Athene and some other suit -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 TODAY IN BF1942 I ENCOUNTERED A REALLY FUNNY THING okay caps off time...now i landed/crashed and it survived but it had flames on it so i knew it wwas gonna blow so i ran the hell away! since it didnt blow up in about 10 seconds i thought i could pilot it again.....i got in waited a moment, started up the engine and...BOOM! I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty101 Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 One of the worse moves I have made was playng Comand and Conqure Zero hour. I was playing against Brutal Enemy AI. I got hungry went to make something to eat passed out. Woke up 2 hrs later, I went to go to continue my game and notice I forgot to pause the game. I lost the game I lost my 100 consecutive win streak and Undefeated award DOH All It Takes For Evil To Flourish Is For Good Men To Do Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSKNF Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 UPDATE:Counter-strikeDust_2 map. As a terrorist, I go down the middle route, throw bomb over wall, take out enemy. Follow mates along wall route, we get shot at from behind, I kill him. I jump down, go up the spiral staircase, but as I do a CS jumps down and I kill him. I go up and walk out the door annnddd.....I get team killed. "My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and am therefore excused from saving universes"-Ford Prefecthttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9513/bam7hn.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 bestfound my serial number for aliens vs predator 2 worsti have finally found warcraft 3 online to be boring...itll prolly become more fun in a year or so..well of to the jk series.. I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 16, 2005 Author Share Posted September 16, 2005 AOE 3Best:- Fending off the Spanish everytime they try raiding me beginning games in AOE 3 -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiftdraw Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 New all time best: Game: CS;SourceMap: FY-Pool PartyFeat: Killing all 18 players on the other team single handedly with a auto-shotty, not once, not twice, but three rounds in a row. 4th round one of my guys awped two of the other team's players before I got to them. *edit: these were peolpe, not bots. I'm now teh lurker.http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/2/swiftdraw.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance Best: Just putting them soilders to sleep and throwing them into the water or hiding them into a locker I put everybody to sleep and start taking pictures of Japanese bikini girls and everytime I do Snake responds "NICE" Worst: Running around the platform with bird poops everywhere. A guard went up there and I didn't know it until the last moment so I get noticed and I try to attack. I knock him out, reinforcements come so I try and hide so I hide ontop of a crate lying down. Guard spots me and well I get shot then its silent for a moment and KABOOOM I get grenadged and die -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 BF1942BestGunning down 6 guys in a tankstealing enemy aircraftsooting down enemy aircraftfunniestbeing in FP mode when you run over a guy, expressions are pretty funnyno bad ones this time woot! I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 Thats nothing Gen.Vader 1942 Desert Combat mod (1st one) Rest is Battlefield 1942Best: I'm in this tank and killed about 20-30 guys just running around like mad and i'm support btw and everybody else is elsewhere. I ended up becoming first in the game and it was recorded on a 3rd party website O dont call me cheap since I runned and gunned and killed 5-10 more people Killing 1-2 people in a plane vs another plane and one maybe crashed Destroyed 3 helicopters when in a Spitfire Owning German plane fliers over England and was the only ace pilot and player on that side that did well. Everybody else snoozed hence England lost the war. -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 i finally found a bad one....youki rubbing it in my face! boo hoo and i always like carpet bombing the germans in my english planes and vice versa I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 Rubbing what ? I got blown in a Tiger before by a stupid Sherman, DAMN YOU SHERMANS edit:Homeworld 2 Star Wars modBest: Well at first I was losing all my Star Destroyers to the Rebels then I made a comeback with 1 Soverign Star Destroyer (Looks like a mini Eclipse). I then built 2 Titan Class and owned everything the Rebels had Worst: Losing all my damn Fighters and Bombers and Star Destroyers to Rebels but as I said I made a comeback I went in to kill the Rebels in the first game but there was SO MUCH lag I couldn't carry out my destruction and I was extremely pissed since I had this win in the bag. While trying to blow up the Rebel's Construction yard (That huge Rectangle one) I ended up blowing up my own Imperial II Destroyer by mistake since it was in the way in its crosshairs. Next time I fired I moved my ships to the side Edit: Gundam vs Zeta GundamBest: Well I was in an Ashimar suit and its able to transform so I was slick. Anyways me and my friend were fighting suits and I wanted to hit my enemy so I karate kick the suit then punch him and the suit blows up so I head to another and blast him to death. Round over (was longer but tellign you the best). - Asshimar - http://www.geocities.com/z_gundam_uc0087/NRX-044.html I saved my friend's rear when shooting at a suit ready to shoot him and vice versa Bad: My friend kept on shooting at me when I tried killing the suits. When I wanted to kick/punch the suit they threw me onto the ground or did a 180 in me and went behind me and attacked me. Being killed by a stupid Asshimar pilot on the other team -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garbageben Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Funniest: Battlefront 2 Beta: Playing on the Tantive IV map I was about to go through one of the doors. I commented aloud to myself that knowing my luck Darth Vader would be there waiting for me. I stepped through and saw no one so I start to go. Next I hear the lightsaber hum sound when it's swung and zap I die and Darth Vader steps over my dead body. Really freaky that I said that that would probably happen and it did.... http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/sh/type/0/garbageben.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 C&C generals I see a chinese infantry running up a hill and 1 of my gla jeeps goes quickly downhill and one of them goes quickly uphill resulting in my upper jeep (which has some air by this point) hitting the top part of the dude and the bottom jeep hitting the lower side of the guy.it was pretty sweetlike _____ __> l <------- lower gla jeep guy higher jeep I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Black and White 2Best:- Getting allied with another civilization by peace- Surviving the second food shortage- Building up a new settlement on japanese island- Pet able to finally water crops for me- Poops in the crops to make it grow better (hey it works)- Building a nice healthy city So if anybody wants to join me they can (watch out for my pet tiger) Worst:- Nearly went into a tree and food shortage- Over populated by the Japanese- pet pooped beside the market- Getting overflown with Japanese imagrants (third picture) Note: That Helmet on the top left corner is the Japanese Villagers and Troop count but they're not harming me.http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/GhostlyPolovnik/BWScreen2.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/GhostlyPolovnik/BWScreen3.jpghttp://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/GhostlyPolovnik/BWScreen4.jpg -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilwookie Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 funniest-battleground 2, putting c4 on cows and sending them into the american base best-halo-flipping over a tank and running it's driver over in a warthog with no gunner (i've only done it once) The Rain God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Funniest- BF 1942 Forgotten hope mod, there was only 10 of us one night so we all got board and flew 2 planes side by side as level as possible and one of us would get on the wing and walk over onto the other planes wing and get in it. about 4 people died trying it, it was fun however. I strike again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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