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"In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.]

 

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Rather funny bit of chain E-mail for you all:

 

A blonde walks into an auto shop and says that she needs her 710 replaced. The mechanics look at one another, then look back at her and ask "What on Earth do you mean by a 710?" She insists that there is one, and when asked to draw a picture she says that she's no good at art, and can't.

Shrugging, the mechanics take her to a car in the lot and ask he to point out the car's 710. She pops the hood and points at this. :lol:

 

Edit: Holy crap! Could the one we know as Wormy maybe be this Wormy as well? 8O We might have somebody famous on the forums! Well, sort of. More like we might have had somebody famous on the forums. But still! How cool would that be?!? (PS: If the one known as Wormy really is a TES worker, please get a DarthTofu easter egg in the next game for me since I found this out. :D Please?)

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12/14/07

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Edit: Holy crap! Could the one we know as Wormy maybe be this Wormy as well? 8O We might have somebody famous on the forums! Well, sort of. More like we might have had somebody famous on the forums. But still! How cool would that be?!? (PS: If the one known as Wormy really is a TES worker, please get a DarthTofu easter egg in the next game for me since I found this out. :D Please?)

 

How would a developer of Morrowind qualify as famous? That's about as uninteresting as sharing my stories of meeting the drummer of The Charlie Daniels Band while wrenching on bike on his tour to my town or of chatting with Gary Fisher or Ron Wilkerson. Maybe you've heard of Charlie Daniels but why would you give a crap about his band and unless you are familiar with the respective sport of the later two mentioned you have no idea who they are as well. If it is you Wormy, you can admit to without being stalked by at least one member of this forum. I can't speak for Tufo though as he's a bit of a perv. Watch your cornhole. :D

"In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.]

 

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I can't speak for Tufo though as he's a bit of a perv. Watch your cornhole. :D

 

What the hell? When I said "famous" I meant it more in the "Is-behind-amazing-things" famous sense. Sort of like the way Peter Jackson is famous, just on a lesser level by far.

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"In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.]

 

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Giant 90-year-old fish reeled in off Alaska

 

World of the Bizarre

 

"Other estimates put the fish's maximum age at 157 years, Spencer said."

"In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.]

 

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"A Merchant Marine Ministry spokeswoman confirmed that a prosecutor charged the captain but said she could not confirm a report on state NET TV that five other officers also were charged.

 

The captain, chief mate, second mate, third mate, chief cabin steward, and housekeeper of the Greek-flagged vessel were arrested after the accident, the Merchant Marine Ministry spokeswoman said earlier Saturday.

 

If upheld in court, the charges carry a maximum five-year sentence."

 

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070407/D8OBRR4O2.html

 

WOW- Greek law is strict, I can ponder 5 years for the Captain but arresting the chief housekeeper as if hitting volcanic rock was his fault? wtf?

"In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.]

 

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That does sound harsh for those who had little involvement :?

 

Sh!t happens

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Blarg, we didn't get Chocolate rabbits this year. Last year all we could get were Chocolate Flavoured rabbits. :x

 

It was like eating some form of edible wax... except y'know... flavoured. :roll:

As a swiss I find that shocking. :evil:

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That does sound harsh for those who had little involvement :?

 

Sh!t happens

 

Haha! BTW: nice new avatar, Krytos. If I ever get around to looking at some Max tutorials I'll have to make myself a nice one.

 

Edit: Enjoy, Tex! :twisted:

12/14/07

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I don't get it Tofu :?

 

Maybe your young whipper-snapper humor is waaaaay below me :wink:

Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"?
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It's Cyanide and Happiness. If you can't understand why a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon is hillarious it's probably time that you put an end to your life, because you can clearly no longer laugh at anything.

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It's Cyanide and Happiness. If you can't understand why a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon is hillarious it's probably time that you put an end to your life, because you can clearly no longer laugh at anything.

Honestly most of those comics ain't funnier enough for me.

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* Go to Google.com

 

* Click on Maps.

 

* Click on get Directions.

 

* From New York,New York

 

* To Paris,France.

 

* Then read line # 23.

 

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