budious Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 Warning! Some explicit language but very funny. "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy
DarthTofu Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) Rather funny bit of chain E-mail for you all: A blonde walks into an auto shop and says that she needs her 710 replaced. The mechanics look at one another, then look back at her and ask "What on Earth do you mean by a 710?" She insists that there is one, and when asked to draw a picture she says that she's no good at art, and can't.Shrugging, the mechanics take her to a car in the lot and ask he to point out the car's 710. She pops the hood and points at this. Edit: Holy crap! Could the one we know as Wormy maybe be this Wormy as well? We might have somebody famous on the forums! Well, sort of. More like we might have had somebody famous on the forums. But still! How cool would that be?!? (PS: If the one known as Wormy really is a TES worker, please get a DarthTofu easter egg in the next game for me since I found this out. Please?) Edited April 6, 2007 by DarthTofu 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
tacoJoemeru Posted April 5, 2007 Posted April 5, 2007 Blonde jokes are always fun... ORD TRASI FTW! "The Chimaera is at your command, Admiral." —Captain Gilad Pellaeon
budious Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 DarthTofu said: Edit: Holy crap! Could the one we know as Wormy maybe be this Wormy as well? We might have somebody famous on the forums! Well, sort of. More like we might have had somebody famous on the forums. But still! How cool would that be?!? (PS: If the one known as Wormy really is a TES worker, please get a DarthTofu easter egg in the next game for me since I found this out. Please?) How would a developer of Morrowind qualify as famous? That's about as uninteresting as sharing my stories of meeting the drummer of The Charlie Daniels Band while wrenching on bike on his tour to my town or of chatting with Gary Fisher or Ron Wilkerson. Maybe you've heard of Charlie Daniels but why would you give a crap about his band and unless you are familiar with the respective sport of the later two mentioned you have no idea who they are as well. If it is you Wormy, you can admit to without being stalked by at least one member of this forum. I can't speak for Tufo though as he's a bit of a perv. Watch your cornhole. "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy
DarthTofu Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 budious said: I can't speak for Tufo though as he's a bit of a perv. Watch your cornhole. What the hell? When I said "famous" I meant it more in the "Is-behind-amazing-things" famous sense. Sort of like the way Peter Jackson is famous, just on a lesser level by far. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
budious Posted April 6, 2007 Posted April 6, 2007 I, Robot? "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy
Darth_Rob Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Not for nothing, but when Bud said that Tofu was a perv, I couldn't help but look at his avatar. It seems as if he is reacting to the comment. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png
budious Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 Giant 90-year-old fish reeled in off Alaska World of the Bizarre "Other estimates put the fish's maximum age at 157 years, Spencer said." "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy
Mad78 Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 That is some fish! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
budious Posted April 7, 2007 Posted April 7, 2007 "A Merchant Marine Ministry spokeswoman confirmed that a prosecutor charged the captain but said she could not confirm a report on state NET TV that five other officers also were charged. The captain, chief mate, second mate, third mate, chief cabin steward, and housekeeper of the Greek-flagged vessel were arrested after the accident, the Merchant Marine Ministry spokeswoman said earlier Saturday. If upheld in court, the charges carry a maximum five-year sentence." http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070407/D8OBRR4O2.html WOW- Greek law is strict, I can ponder 5 years for the Captain but arresting the chief housekeeper as if hitting volcanic rock was his fault? wtf? "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy
Krytos Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 That does sound harsh for those who had little involvement Sh!t happens http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif
Mad78 Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 Now that is kinda sick. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
Eagle Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 Happy Easter to you all!http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8792/easterfo0.jpg Who cares at all?!
Defender_16 Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 Blarg, we didn't get Chocolate rabbits this year. Last year all we could get were Chocolate Flavoured rabbits. It was like eating some form of edible wax... except y'know... flavoured.
Mad78 Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 Defender_16 said: Blarg, we didn't get Chocolate rabbits this year. Last year all we could get were Chocolate Flavoured rabbits. It was like eating some form of edible wax... except y'know... flavoured. As a swiss I find that shocking. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
DarthTofu Posted April 8, 2007 Posted April 8, 2007 Krytos said: That does sound harsh for those who had little involvement Sh!t happens Haha! BTW: nice new avatar, Krytos. If I ever get around to looking at some Max tutorials I'll have to make myself a nice one. Edit: Enjoy, Tex! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
Darth_Rob Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 The Rangers got into the playoffs!!! Here is the schedule for all the 1st round games of the playoffs. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png
DarthTex Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 DarthTofu said: Edit: Enjoy, Tex! I don't get it Tofu Maybe your young whipper-snapper humor is waaaaay below me Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"?
Mad78 Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 Do you mean your too old for that kinda stuff? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
DarthTofu Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 It's Cyanide and Happiness. If you can't understand why a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon is hillarious it's probably time that you put an end to your life, because you can clearly no longer laugh at anything. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
Mad78 Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 DarthTofu said: It's Cyanide and Happiness. If you can't understand why a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon is hillarious it's probably time that you put an end to your life, because you can clearly no longer laugh at anything.Honestly most of those comics ain't funnier enough for me. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
Defender_16 Posted April 9, 2007 Posted April 9, 2007 This particular wiki article = me at the moment.
Mad78 Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 Poor you Def! Flu really does suck. Hope you get better soon. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
Krytos Posted April 10, 2007 Posted April 10, 2007 * Go to Google.com * Click on Maps. * Click on get Directions. * From New York,New York * To Paris,France. * Then read line # 23. From a friend http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif
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