dinochick Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 LOL, ya guys, I was wondering if I was going to get some hunky guy to talk to since you all had so many chiks, lol. I would never think you boys were geeky Mask - Glad to see that God sent you a present to get you down out of that tree http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Since Zoot can't come to Haven, it tries to impress us using his puny FOrce powers. Poor little cat stil back on Earth.... http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 27, 2003 Author Share Posted March 27, 2003 Dinochick: I'm sure i can conjure up someone for you.... who would you like. 1: The irreversibly evil skull faced Tarkin 2: The irreversibly evil decrepit Palpatine 3: The redeemable with a lot of effort scarred Vader 4: Everyone's favourite crime lord, Jabba the Hutt 5: An innocent farmboy, sweet but with a bad dress sense 6: A big muscly bounty hunter who wears a helmet so it doesn't matter if he's ugly - Boba Fett 7: A rogueish smuggler who wears tight trousers. Did i miss anything? Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Dinochick: I'm sure i can conjure up someone for you.... who would you like. 1: The irreversibly evil skull faced Tarkin 2: The irreversibly evil decrepit Palpatine 3: The redeemable with a lot of effort scarred Vader 4: Everyone's favourite crime lord, Jabba the Hutt 5: An innocent farmboy, sweet but with a bad dress sense 6: A big muscly bounty hunter who wears a helmet so it doesn't matter if he's ugly - Boba Fett 7: A rogueish smuggler who wears tight trousers. Did i miss anything?  LOL, what can I say, I'm a big sucker, so I choose #7 , if I can't have him #'s 3 or 5 will do. Jabba, thats just gross! lol http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 27, 2003 Author Share Posted March 27, 2003 Well he's all yours then, Han Solo that is. Don't e so quick to count Jabba out, just think of that tail......... Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Elvis you forgot: 8. Everyone's favorite Mon Calamari, with his lovely "little" fish-eyes. 9. Furry walking carpet, a strong wookiee, who has a big heart. 10. Needa, who, since his last interview with DArth Vader has been unusually quiet. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 27, 2003 Share Posted March 27, 2003 Meanwhile....Jahled desided it was time to stop dreaming in Heaven and return to Earth; clouds parted, Jahled began to yell with absolute terror:Â Â http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PADeApIRqQ2Kqt*jqX45tdzZOUWGDVeLZd04HHqf*2dAtM78sf5xGU8kINTnW2Q5gFq6T1ge0tJEWpK6sVVDf*QMMUggiJoD/float.gif?dc=4675414846452750127 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Um... Jahled there was a stairway behind that tree, and next to it the elevator. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 ...Jahled's to thick to think of things like that.... Our man in the field, Zoot: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QAAAAIQTHYMvpxJP0xt3FT1kThbjjXCJR*JBsEZklDvvULQAxyBGDsXxJz1iCTED9kQMIRV0dMF*wRtK4RVWr0wpoPfgzRFkAAAAAPBv1g4/kittyzoom.gif?dc=4675415436258741140 ...or at least on the living room sofa... Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 ...Mask also was ignorant of the stairwell behind the magic tree that led to the mythical fabled elevator of Bifrost, guarded by the mythical parrot, Heimdall, and plunged trunk-first back towards Earth...he let out a thunderous elephant-level phoot of alarm as the prospect of his actions suddenly dawned upon him...he farted involuntarily, perhaps out of sudden shear terror; he could after all hear Jahled shrieking in abject fear far below...  http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDjAn8UWcZlXoOPTiYzrmWUrq25CzXgTFfTEFRnaHyLCPmUNR8Xe*5w1HkY2urukt3s!uKlG3NiQCDAuTW52d1KJQ6ttLBA3t3ihv9xmNA/stunt_phant2.jpg?dc=4675415589163362812 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Zoot, getting bored waiting for Jahled to crash land back on Earth and feed him some Kitty Krunchies, exerted his Jedi powers on his fellow denzins in the Jahled household:Â http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwCvBDUWyjbHYyH*ufVmXZEwi7Iba3xjNvF9niJZq5TmB4SPjJGu7IjVygQF6tX94FrpsDnllDnOIZxDeAW*3wuHgK!0GBXhfhU2*FH4xmA/scary_kitten.gif?dc=4675415706641562355 Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 It was meant to have been his supreme moment; the crowning glory of his triamphant return to earth from his meditation in Heaven; and yet...even for Trejiuvanant, bathed in heavenly-glory, his return to Earth and http://www.swrebellion.com was humbled:  http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQCvBA0VEejrmUcwbAXH9tYtTrEyYp!0qWMloHkhLZdEGJkkFAWFgcY7H1xmczrUavuXs8ZpONxFqLDkc5fY*ZWJipYSSFh4I1FbWColyYU/Robbie_Ost.gif?dc=4675415705577698956 He muttered something about beating the divine at Monopoly, and wandered off...  BTW: Did you guys beat Paraguay, nothing in the paper? http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Trejiuvanat rejoiced the free-fall taking the opportunity to consider it for his physics exam tomorrow...After more than a week he had beaten the divine in a game of monopoly. Not even Mara Jade or Leia in his metal bikini had distracted TRejiuvanat from his objective.On his he had a perfect view of the soccer match, and called for a favor to have him float above the stadium for ninety minutes.Quite a game. Costa Rica won 2-1, it was a friendly but we have a new coach for the team so it's good to see him winning in his first matches against other countries that were in the World Cup. I doubt it woul dhave appeared on the paper. Even if we played with most of the players that went last year to the world cup, excep the one that plays in england, who is injured.Hopefullty la Sele, the local nickname of the national soccer team, will manage to win the GOlden Cup (equivalent of the Eurocup, but for the CONCACAF area) next July. Soccer is a natinal passion...No military tradition here, only a soccer tradition dreaming to become greater.  Hmmm....mmmm.. I landed in some dark place.... it's moist... http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Dude, if there were more nations spending 70% of your national-budgit on education, as you guys did in the 80's (my last statistic), as oppossed to weapons, the world might be a better place... Excellent on the footy-result. http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 31, 2003 Author Share Posted March 31, 2003 Yeah well done guys.  England trashed Ireland in the rugby. Yay! But up until the last match, wasn't that one of the closest 5/6 Nations for quite some time? Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Zoot, concerned that Jahled hadn't returned home to feed him his Kitty Krunchies, set out to find the stupid human. He soon looked up a very tall tower. Bored, he desided to climb it, anyway, from the top of it he might be able to see the retard who opened his food. After some skillful and dextrous climbing, wind russled through his perfect cat-fur. Gosh! It was a tall building; he could see Costa Rica! He waved at Trejiuvant. Â http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQDoBB8apWD5g82PIf8LoduyD8qdmWKy1qtbYOf4d2YrD6K3L7wKVdBDNppU1DVomNk02WqOhP*7YyxTn0AWIVmWGBCH*t5xFNg4JNBS*uVmBKHl6DJP3dIiJGQnOCIo/ani_no_hand_empire_sml.gif?dc=4675415791637533487 Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 Elvis tossed and turned in his hammock...sleep had been hard to come by...his dreams harbored strange and vivid visions....http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDeAo0TxIOgf7PiqYbWRDySY5OMj0n7Mg1S911Hwj7SgZbl93Z0oC7!PkwqfXZr5jkgFFZBpR6DfnyY*yH*8hlJ8tk1CVdS1UMO1BYoyks/gahcat.gif?dc=4675415791648323399 Aghaaaaa!!!! He shrieked in terror, promptly falling out of his hammock.... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 The divine one, of course knew that Elvis would fall from his hammock. Elvis writhed as if he had seen the devil in his dreams. God of course, the most powerful Force-User read in his mind another dream of Zoot and decided to wake him up. In that instant Elvis fel tfrom the hammock and fell... God open a hole on the floor so that he would eventually fall somewhere on Earth. God shrugged and realized that the SWR members had left but had left the SW girls behind. At least he had someone to play monopoly with. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted April 1, 2003 Author Share Posted April 1, 2003 Of course, God saw this as a benefit because the girls wouldn't cheat! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 Elvis was a little freaked out. Clouds whistled past him, then he could make out the ground closing in on him fast. His Vegetable Vong super senses assessed the situation. He began to panic. The ground drew nearer. He made out a distant form far below...could it be...his heart thumped deleriously... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDpAlkVX*uBwg9Mj4gHSdqJEeRB9e!Fhm6h2hNHRb6aOPst40!Jutg7dsFkUhxhEp5kie4qR64Cs0fXuoaxrp2yxc8pVRyVrMU9bbQdHbw/kitty_bomb.gif?dc=4675415945516885261 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 The_Mask; aka: 'Jeff' went out for a spin. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDiApsTM4cm1Fbv8d1oQQ73ua4ugjtZ*AN1UfNedqkaYMPu9jD2*ah*UeXQn4qKUmTjNFCT!a3N8AADm!x5WYwXjU1p0mLxi!nCpOKerIE/safari.gif?dc=4675415951326771830 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 The MASK was falling.While he fell through the air, he searched the pockets of his yellow suit for something to slow rate of decent. Suddenly he heard the voice of the divine one 'Thank you for the 17sided dice. I will grant you one wish for this gift.'The Mask thought about it for an instant and then shouted his wish upwards. Immediately afterwards he saw an enormous elephant coming after him. His eyes widened ( ) and he shouted again, louder this time : 'I meant parachute, not Pachyderm !!!!' (that's latin ) But the divine one didn't answer. Although the MASK could swear he heard a faint snickering. Well, first things first. He continued roaming through his pockets and finally he found what he was looking for. The description of the little box read 'Icarus emergency flight kit', just what he was looking for. He turned the box to read the instructions: 'Use part A with your left and part B with your right hand as shown in picture 1. Then start with continous flapping motions as described in picture 2'He did as he was told to and already felt his decent coming to a halt and being transferred into a soft glide, when the elephant raced past him. 'Poor little bugger' he said and concentrated on the performing the continuous motions that would allow his safe landing. Suddenly he felt something grab his ankle and he was dragged down again. When he looked down he saw the elephant's trunk wrapped around his foot and the creature's pleading look. Flapping harder, his motions becoming a blur now, the MASK and the elephant decended farther....  Half an hour later they had both landed safely on a grass-like landscape.'You know, this was quite a drag', he told the animal, while trying to roll up his arms to their normal length again. 'So what's next ?'. The elephant seemed to ponder about that a while, then shrugged and produced a pogo stick with the name 'Jeff' on it. 'You're one lazy fella, you know that ?', but nevertheless he climed aboard and together they went searching for the other swr members, that had somehow missed that darn elevator... http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 You really should stop posting, when I'm having a flu. I got a hard time inserting apropriate answers  Mask - Glad to see that God sent you a present to get you down out of that tree  - I was sure glad as well, but like all illusions she faded away and I suddenly found myself stepping into a hole in the clouds (Although I can only guess, why Jahled mistook me for an elephant, hmmm...) http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 ...Zoot unleashed his Force-powers on his friend Gerald the Mouse:Â http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwCvBDkWvDf2Ay1HC*qxDd5Q5aJIngRx0KHCqzgkPo!gtayrdcRDnXlzoK*g76KYAZ6HLgTiLs4smZkr6dR8wllJOHxrJbh1WGXM5k!UVFc/telekitnesis.gif?dc=4675416214542644747 Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Mask, at least you didn't land in the stomach of an ostrich.Zoot scares me, poor Gerald, I wonder what he did??? http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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