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Jahled

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  1. Err, no we're not, matey I had a long a detailed reply I tried to post earlier, but the post crashed, and I can't be arsed to type it all out again. It more or less pointed out that the former slaves of communist Moscow are now members of NATO, and in a conventianal war Russia would be slaughtered.
  2. http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1191185129/icecreamOP.jpg
  3. Hahaha very nicely LF! You inspired some effort: http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1191106564/monageeza.jpg
  4. Well, beer/ale are at the bottom, followed by malt liquors, then wine. Next should be different wines, then distilled liquors with the top of the heap being moonshine or grain alcohol. Or at least something like that Hahahahahahaha You deserve about 500 post counts just for that reply!
  5. http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1191014299/goodheavens.gif It couldn't be helped, plus this is exactly what RPO would say!
  6. By me: http://www.jahled.co.uk/oops.jpg not by me: http://www.b3tards.com/u/360a41e3902cc7df0b36/starwars_twiki.jpg http://www.tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/VictorianDroid.jpg
  7. Mad woman calls in to a call centre Highlights of her madness include: I don't want to have a carrot growing out of the top of my head and evoking such responses as So, due to Welsh lightening your tooth exploded?
  8. None of these are mine, but we had an Obi-Wan draw off this afternoon elsewhere: http://www.b3tards.com/u/a609ede35986cfd048a1/r2d2-error-message.jpg http://www.iondesign.net/clients/webnoodle/pics/obiwanwaterfight2.gif http://www.b3tards.com/u/a609ede35986cfd048a1/imperial-message.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/mediocre1/usethehorse.gif
  9. Hahahahahaha Cricky, I missed this! Top woo Eagle!
  10. Actually being gassed and shot at by elements of the army especially brought in because they ethnically have nothing to do with Buddhism, and hence Burma's Buddhist majority, but there you go.
  11. Hahahahaha Please tell me someone has photographic evidence! I got up to crazy stuff like that sort of thing (well almost ), and generally getting completely trashed in my teens and early twenties, I guess like most of us; the problem is we all need jobs and they tend to get a bit more serious as you age, as you begin to need to do stuff like think and have initiative at work, without eight pints of Stella from the evening before making being conscious feel like hell! Having a dead-end job, like what I did on and off for ages as a courier, bypasses this thinking requirement to some degree I guess, and I started on a pushbike, which was basically a nine hour workout in central London, so any grogginess from the night before was basically worked off by mid-morning; plus the added drinking endurance being super fit brings. But none of that holds if you want to get on in life, have an interesting job, and earn a respectable salary. When I suddenly found myself as a chauffeur controller, doing four on, four off, twelve hour shifts, it did come as a rude shock to the system, having to make my excuses from my mates and leave pubs to get home to sleep, because you sure as hell need to be fresh to do a twelve hour shift san a hangover, especially when the clients were executives from Chase Manhattan, Deutsche Bank, Credit Suisse, etc, and the cars S-Class Mercedes. An error, and the management could get Vader on your job. Simple as. These days, I simply do not enjoy being drunk, and hence avoid the stronger largers. Sure I like a nice mellow little high in the evening and can effortlessly drink about nine or ten cans in a night I guess, of Fosters, nice, cheap, weak stuff, which combined with my body's tolerance to alcohol after the years of devastation I gave it enables me to operate a following day nice and happily, and be awake enough to have my wits about me. Given I'm in my mid-thirties, I can't help but feel my duty as an obviously 'older member' of the community to lay something down that was said to me when I was a teenager, that took a good few years for me to realize, realistically: Just because someone else can apparently 'handle' something, such as 'tolerance' to alcohol, it doesn't mean you can. Our bodies and minds are unique; size and apparent lucidness of temperament don't really come into it in my experience.
  12. Age cometh.. But yeah!
  13. We've had it for a while now over here, and whilst it started vaguely promising and refreshing, it's beginning to get a bit silly, IMO. But having just said that, it isn't without originality, so I would make your mind up yourself!
  14. Beer/ Ale, and non-exports for me these days. Whilst I drink alot of the stuff in the evening, I actually hate being completely 'drunk' and so avoid the stronger Beers. Never been good with spirits given I tend to 'guzzle' and thus can't pace myself. Wine/ Champagne at Christmas
  15. What Mad says ^above^, this is infact real footage and completely unshopped!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/6907994.stm
  16. Nice to see work still underway, Tex! As for Hoth or Bespin, I am utterly confident there are no surprises like when young Luke is on Tattooine, for i've tested every eventuality on both planets with the major characters over the years, and unlike Tattooine, nothing ingame is hotlinked to them and a character at any specific time. If you wanted to use the Luke sound file easter egg for something else, not thought about changing Tattooine over to Hoth, for example, and redoing the sound file so Luke mutters something about Wampas or there's nothing on this frozen rock?
  17. The events major characters experience during the game are hard-coded in the game to the 'slot' as it were, so if you used RebEd to swap Luke and Han around Han would subsequently get Luke's events, and visa versa. All RebEd does is swap images, numbers used in gameplay, and the script. There is no way to change the 'major character' script of them being unkillable, for example. If you wanted to Han or Leia to be killable for example you would have to create a Leia image and script in a lesser character slot, where they would not have ingame events like Han being attacked by Bounty Hunters, or Leia meeting Vader or discovering her heritage, etc.
  18. ^this big time. I'm sure I said it before, but Yoda with a light saber, or Palpatine for that matter, simply looked completely wrong. In ESB, it seemed perfectly natural for the Emperor not to unleash a lightsaber, and instead take out Luke with a far more powerful and symbolic mastery of the Force with Force-lightening. Yoda hoping about like a gibbon on steroids simply looked plain wrong, even with Count Dooku's rather feeble excuse in AotC, about resorting to traditional combat, or whatever the lark was.
  19. Hahahahahahahaaha First class
  20. Harry shuddered in fear.. Clicky for more terror.. 360kb
  21. Hutts reproduce asexually, and apparently at a whim. When a Hutt decides that it is time for him to bear an offspring, he can change his gender and become pregnant without assistance from any other lifeform http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1190498324/Huttlets.gif 2-1B is showing Jabba's 600 year latest effort
  22. I am not paid enough. Nice stuff E!
  23. A vista problem perhaps? Have you gone into the game files themselves using Resource Hacker and changied all the images manually, and the scripts? Time consuming I know, but RebEd was made a long time ago, so it wouldn't surprise me if it's encountering issues with the latest version of Windows.
  24. Yay! Happy birthday D16, have a http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1190217556/btlcwoo.gif
  25. Harry Potter and his friend Harmonica were captaives of the Wererabbit king http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1190217798/harrypotterandthewererabbi.gif Who was on holiday in Latvia, so told them how was going to kill them via cam

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