Jahled

Jahled in all his wisdom is compiling an email....we'll have you back up in moments...

Go on, my friend, that went right over my head! Heck, Bush will just give Boba Fett an oil well or two as payment for his retirement...

This is exciting stuff guys! I believe the original RebEd advertised itself as playing the game for the first time again, or something along those lines! Having a completely different map in rebellion would be the most visible way of achieving something unique! I also reckon it would look better. ROCK ON!

Ok dude, how exactly does one achieve such status

I refer, in my usual high standards of gibberish, to page 48 of the 'Action Figure Archive,' published by Virgin Publishing. The scene was cut from Return of the Jedi, and involved the Royal Guards standing side by side at the turbolift to the Emperor's chamber, and 'will punish even highly ranked officials who attempt to enter without permission.'

If you rarely want to go boink and berserk on what you can always use RebEd to enable the alliance...spit...or the Empire to build each other's ships. Unlike characters, you aren't restricted with ship models....

And Bushes' latest hire doesn't have anything to do with it? http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDdAnITAYCYcVMNmoOQONh3szDvH8Hpgl4iaWtK0PVMW5u8mrfus!TPVMY3xjU3TQotlRcrwGVbT*4cHhi7J1ZG9fh9yx7R*ejkP59Z*aU/fett.jpg?dc=4675413068677787205 NO DISINTERGRATIONS! I WANT MY NEW DAISY CUTTER'S TO DO THAT.

Contemplating suicide, Untimely and Trejivanant find things to do: http://www.scottykone.karoo.net/space.gif

...'Oh, oh!...All right, WHERE'S MY BLOODY DONUT MIX?' A mixing spoon flies in rage across the kitchen, hitting one of the hapless Jawa chefs. 'AIY-SCEENY!' The Jawa retorts. Then the first rebel patrons begin to arrive. Jahled looks through the hatchway to the main dining area looking grubby and overworked. 'WHERE'S MASK?' He yells out to his startled Gran counter attendants. 'THE BLOODY DISHES ARE UP TO THE FORCE-DAMN CEILING!' 'Grunt grunt grunt,' one of them replies, and starts waving his fists in the air. Dressed completely in black, a young man steps up to one of Jahled's cashiers. Removing his hood and calmly states: 'You will get me a triple cheese Jahled whopper with extra onions and double Carida carrots, do not underestimate my power!' The attending Gran's eyes stalks flicker involuntarily. 'Grunt grunt grunt!' (A number 22, extra onions and carrots) He yells behind him. 'You serve your master well!' Luke exclaims, 'I believe I am entitled to a free Jahled donut?' 'Get on with it kid, and stop speaking like you did before Jabba, some of us are starving here!' Han Solo comments with a snigger from behind him. 'Netherless, Han, this Gran will do as I say, or I will reach over the counter and destroy him!' Luke turns calmly, his hands joined in some symbolic gesture of Jedi power; 'Anyway, how do you know what I said before Jabba, you were frozen in carbenite?' 'I told him! Now will you just give the Gran your credits, take your burger and donut, and get out the way!' Yells Leia. 'Hay! I had everything under control! What's the problem?' Han retorts. Elsewhere two Ewoks jump in vein at Chewbacca who has, quite naturally, used his size to bully them for their donuts. Jahled looks on in despair.

Stop giving me good ideas, Elvis! Doing something responsible like learning something new....Jahled shudders...anyway, I found this over at the guys at http://www.b3ta.com, but I don't get it! http://www.vbloke.com/b3ta/deathstarandbob.gif But that is something to chew on Elvis dude!

The little bugger always seems so well behaved around her....devious fiend.

...and one of the Emperor's Royal Guards giving an Imperial Officer some with his force pike....drool...gibber...shake...

Hans Blix finally got his evidance when a sudden gust of wind exposed Saddam's secret arsenal: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDeAlsVdgHa*aCByh5OM0nPkTQpladwr*o*fJObKIj7PCC5oXJyXQ3h1hIL*LD0eqLLurkHJqk!NIGS*68FUkkSIBtko5pkEZBmWyg9ySs/saddamhat.gif?dc=4675413068707067747

To surf the net yes! Unfortunately I can't claim to have created any of the images I post, beyond my ability!

Meanwhile in Bagdad, Saddam was beginning to get nervous: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwC0BB4UIK3a*aCByh5OMx4NXwyDc4eMizPAgHCCyjsarlZC0lA5dI2iQ0ffmhiPrtCSAbdD0UoTXsG1y4CVN16bDJfY79HUcxAKgcuTMmQ/saddam.gif?dc=4675413068696573710

Can we have titles like Jedi Master?

Haven't a clue! I posted it on behalf of Lord_La_Forge because his hosting website is shagged or something like that mumble mumble...

Evan more ghastly! God takes his aim! http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDXAioTU2*HotqJVP1t3TdG3Jiy6y7Y80F7bCsDzrc5OjBoNk!Ys22I0dqu!EZIX1OqmrfHyf8!ctpwYGTyB*YM2wzqxl9qGcNMulFzdoE/god2.jpg?dc=4675412957916152964

Meanwhile, bored out of their skulls, Untimely and Trejivanant do what any self respecting swrebellion member would do in their predicament, and start hurling Zoot's special cans of Fosters towards the Earth... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQAABWATFnzdZMSh0b5PIc5n1nZgqKMz8mXPYyfMtHVRZaB!8RqXEV6p1xGTdmTMxBj1B0*vaS4ruqv9IpPzalW!QCIQT166owVETF8YM74/boom.gif?dc=4675412957912627909

Jahled and the giraffe known only as Elvis, met up, nodded, and at once raced into action to help their fellow comrades on the moon... getting airbourne might take a while they soon realized.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UAChBI8Z8jpXCYLghZFBBtZjkjIdV*GpM0bTak1nEIVuDLez1tMPCKzKMvrdP6EnqoMTaWqeIMWlN!eaPki6BKyONJYcXSRNvENySSomdkg51dKQBha7R4yCkxoccJMa/kaiser_apocalyptiec.gif?dc=4675412957921524854

Careful brother! Cus not the last woman on earth who speaks so. Some of us common grumps get all our elocution lessons watching the news whenever her majesty is on, opening some day centre or the like. 'I hereby name this new Death Star, the Death Star. May the Emperor bless all who serve upon her!' Queen and handbag release bottle of Wyvern's reserve. Tarkin and Darth Vader step forward. 'It would be pointless me trying to Knight you chaps,' utters her majesty, 'with a light saber I couldn't guarantee not decapitating you!' Brakes out into a aristocratic, but completely demonic chuckle... ...sort of thing...etc....

I don't know if you realized, but I was proving to that upstart monkey the speed of an Imperial Spacehopper...

6.5 cm. I just measured it.

Elvis, will this do: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDdAhYXeogOMNsm1yiKtP4o9w54YPrOgr4QK2EdBDbD2AkwLAzyE3Qk5zrajGX1vj3srOlTqvQmRvhzXTXMDX0aVNAxDAuQ8IsySH8TJHilenBC*6yg2A/giraffe%20bird.gif?dc=4675412942508314112

...emmm...perhaps I was wrong about questioning your exams...a room full of dirty dishes, bits of paper...sounds just like a typical student! Dark, hidious memories of the abject squalor of being a student flood back into Jahled's mind...he shudders....and does what he always does when dark, hidious memories flood back into his mind.... REACH FOR A LAGER! Hurray!!! Pop... http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/12.jpg ...Gosh! Thanks Zoot...i'm back in London!