Jahled

...Jahled returns to his computer after another visit to the fridge...sniggering innocently at the nonsense in front of him, Jahled barely pays much attention as his fingers crack open another can of the amber nector... http://www.radix.net/~bbrown/pictures/nuclear/fizeau.jpg

My monitor is now covered with lager! Your evil knows no bounds, sir! Dude, I wont to go to work dressed like that! Rah! The authors of that site have taken the word 'nerd, to serious extremes. I can just imagine myself dreesed so getting on the tube in the morning, as the train rolls into the station, I turn to some fellow hapless commutor: 'Our first catch of the day.'

God damn it! Stop it! Those hidious pictures have all ready got me rattled. And i'm all alone tonight...except for a psychopathic feline....aghaaaa!

You evil, twisted fiend! I'm going to have nightmeres now...

BTW: I glad you're on board! Just a quicky, i've made quite a few cards and am no novice at photoshop, but can never seem to post them. I'm sure everybody is dying to see my Kyle Mingogue Imperial Agent in all her..emm..glory...umm...where was I ...err...can perhaps one of the first tasks your team could do is compose a brief tutorial for idiots like me...I can't figure out where i'm going wrong!

Golly! I missed that. I'm a member as well!

No, that's the world's largest ferris wheel beside the river Thames. The Milenium Dome is like a tent the government wasted, and is still wasting, loads of money on for the celebrations in 2000. No one can figure out what to do with it, except me, cause I just figured we're going to turn it into the world's first Jedi Temple! I think Piers Brosnan jumps onto it from an exploding balloon in a recent James Bond flick.

No, but then this guy turned up: http://mysite.freeserve.com/king_dong/images/3-picture1.jpg?0.2758912500865449

Obi Wun failed to notice his light saber was the wrong way up: http://www.paulrayment.org.uk/Obiwan.gif By Paula at b3ta.com

Elvis. you're a genius! You've just found a use for the Milenium Dome. Earth's first Jedi Temple, surrounded by statues of Yoda and George Lucas. Yeah!

Easy! Anakin built C-3PO from that well known instruction-book; 'Build your own irritating protocal droid,' he found lying around Watto's junkshop.

No, but the concept does beg some drooling over! Given the stupity of Star Wars books, no doubt it wouldn't have made much difference. Wedge and the glory boys would have pulled something impossible-off and blown it to kingdom-come!

...aghaa! Deja Vu!

I think my cat's fine, thank's anyway! He was last seen 'in the gold fish bowel.' Stupid Cat. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDeAgQYsbcx1nj*F8so4yiYWnvP1jsJ8O6FGGGCqsVCTTYVmntw*d6JN3qp3jDbfBPfPAIxY6a8ZsMEwWpYyedyG63qDSINXvyQaKRewtcuv5tHBCnmTQ/Super-cat.jpg?dc=4675410996803745643

I'm with Thrawn for the simple reason he was portrayed brilliantly as a tactical genius not in possession of a Super Star Destroyer, Super-weapon, of super Jedi-abilities. IE: The Thrawn books were reasonably sensible and a made a damn fine read! All that Dark-Empire nonsense got a bit silly.

This is good. I touch of Motorhead or Iron Maiden as we lay waste to rebel fleets is in everyone's interests! I have a feeling though, other people sharing our respective households might view us even more strangley than ever when it comes to our esoteric past time! Can it be done?

He's playing Imperial March by the way...

Rubbish! It's not about Jedi Igor's sister! It's all about who you play golf with! http://mysite.freeserve.com/king_dong/images/3-picture2.jpg?0.8181857330294868

That reminds me...i've meaning to post this for quite some time, but keep forgetting! I never knew Darth Vader was a man of such talent. I guess he's humming the blues because Ammidalla, or however you spell her name, treated him so bad: http://www.maels.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/vader.gif

Ok, on a lighter note to my previous post, I was doing a spot of surfing yesterday and stumbled across a hilarious site where, amongst other things you get to see Princess Leia's head blown off, Luke slicing the Emperor in half, and other bits of Star Wars stupidity! They're all small gifs, nothing to get to excited about, but worth a little look if you fancy a quick chuckle! http://spawk.tripod.com/gifs.htm

I think Grand Admiral Elvis visited: http://www.bestanimations.com Oops! Sorry guys for the above! I thought I was pressing 'Preview' to check the url was working as opposed to 'Submit.' I've just notised after posting other bits of gibberish elsewhere, so I can't deleate. You can post me private messages suggesting various colourful ways for me to kill myself...

I think it's the only fansite, dude!

No worries, my friend! When we're debating a war that has the potential to hurt and kill thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people, language is quite naturally going to get mashed up from time to time, especially given the shear size of our posts on this subject, and the emotions concerning such a potentially terrible consequence for human life. With such a potentially terrible outcome, only a fool would not try an examine every angle on the subject, before the onset of war.

Powerful stuff, Gank. It's going to take a while to digest all of your comments. I'm a little disappointed, and hurt, that you appear to have assumed what i was implying is that all Muslims are into child abuse, which I most certainty was not! The comment was made to underline the shear stupidity of suicide bombers thinking and actions. In reflection, I could have composed better words.

Gank! My original misunderstanding with you was chiefly concerned with the Franco-German motives in all this political rubbish! I had somehow assumed you were defending their alignment in this issue, and my argument was that they are not concerned with the wellfare of the Iraqi-population anymore than the Bush/Blair stance! President Chirac shaking hands with President Mugarby yesterday has to go down as one of the most blatent examples of French-mercenary politics I have ever seen. Shame on France! I guess we'll be seeing the appeal buckets out in the streets for the victims of yet another African famine because of one African leader's inability to see the value of international-trade. Zimbabwe was once termed the 'bread basket of Southern-Africa.' No more. Rape, torture, murder, and political intimidation have replaced democracy and an economy there. And Chirac shakes hands with him. A rather obvious demonstration of France's real intentions on the world stage. Self-interest. In the context of Iraq I don't think we can take France's efforts for peace any more seriously than we can the excuses of the US & the Uk for Iraq's oil. It's pathetic. If you want weapons of mass destruction, i'll tell you where they are. They're simmering in the shadows of every Muslim country disgusted at their own government's complience at what they perceive as giving into the west's excuse for fair economic trade, which quite frankly is crap! The entire middle-east is one sorry excuse of dictatorship. It was almost understandable in the cold-war when the world was fighting against the Soviet-fascists (who by the way Gank murdered or were directly responsible for the deaths of more of their own popluation than Hitler!), but given the socialist's-collapse, why, but for oil, have these petty-little fascist regimes been allowed to continue in our newly-found world of liberty and democracy? But for the stability of oil production. A strong moral argument when you look at it in detail, isn't it? If you wave they flag of morality be sure not to pause in a world so devoid of liberty. I for one will support every effort of American-led-restoration of civil liberty throughout the world, with the promise of democracy and free-speech and expression. I will not, however, if it is a base-desire to command oil. This perspective I rather think is where those nasty-little terrorists who murdered all those people in the twin towers were comming from. Those scum didn't represent a nation, they were convicted enough to kill themseves, and thousands of innocent people, on some kind of independant conviction. In this instance, it will have had nothing to do with Iraq! My underlining-point is we must be noble! But we must conduct ourselves with the the definition of nobility, not behave as if all we desire is commercial interests! Because when we do all that happens is give ammunition to loads of loosers prepared to kill themselves as they murder innocents, all for some Iman's promise of 'pubescent girls in heaven,'to reward their sacrifice.