Jahled

...which will presumably be some emotional scene of a young baby being delivered to his grumpy uncle.... BUT BY WHO?!? My guess...call me an oracle...is by Ben...'You must protect him,' type of thing...mumble..mutter...

That's actually quite cool and adictive, and you even get cheered when you fall over!

I guess not dude. The last Final Battle I had (as Imperial, of course), I had A Death Star, over ten Star Destroyers, loads of other capital ships, a snowstorm of fighters, enough regiments to keep Mask washing up at Jahled's for a decade, an Admiral, Commander, and a force sensitive General. And Luke was injured. He still won and captured Vader and Palpatine. Luckerly the nearest Alliance planet was just above Yaga Minor, so I tutted and sent an Imperial fleet ahead of them to wait for them. Stupid computer.

Dude, if I pause long enough I usually disturb myself...

I'm the guy on the right; we're up a tree grooming for grubs and lice: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QADYAlwTlnthi4Q4ULNMc8lGSZeatDmqxY98N6*4yxYlane8BBw*jmy8Wni4EcbL4VOkID0cskifu0KvPc7Ww5lzCoXlGBp0qo7YAhxwWA8/monkeyfur.gif?dc=4675415109099571692 Ps: What it dweeb's name was a Death Star doing in my fur?!?

Yeah, that kind of crossed my mind as well! But anyway, all of that is not actually correct. The Final Battle hasn't got anything to do with day 2000. If Vader captures Luke he automaticaly heads off to deliver him to the Emperor. You, as the player, can do nothing about it. The final battle ensues, and if Luke wins, will take captured Vader and Palpatine to the nearest Alliance system. So as the Imperial player, you can usually know where he's going...

What else will they think up in Area 52.987, hay Elvis?

Back on Earth Zoot joins up with a flying school: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PgDYAj0SmzdQMHPmTvnpX7*lYOK5ofagHMXIcNftDM3v*6!9X!FsOmQyGOk8k14eUnn0utxQHT3eheM0BslZdOLqEjUmkm1K/kitten2.gif?dc=4675414968136867977

News just in....US Special Forces in action.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QADjAjcT93L9WuOzojNuiQvOpaA7OE!YCfWJENJeNx!53LPqgzuOVa8DDunOhlZvz7OYjNInCFKrRjt7JgHagulvS57Wr82Jqo7jAhxwrg8/deception.gif?dc=4675415103370058276

Meanwhile...Mask...deeply offended by God's accusations that he had cheated in their game of Monopoly by trying to distract him with a nuclear-empowered can of Fosters that momentarily made him blink...wandered off muttering about 'Just because you're the supreme dude you always have to win'....and... 'I was just simply being tactical and repositioning the odd hotel'...as he got to the doorway he turned sharply and waved his finger at Trejiuvanat...and gibbered something about only comming back when God apologized....then stomped off. Dinochick frowned, dusted herself, and got up. She tutted; 'Honestly! You boys can't even play a game of Monopoly without getting into an arguement!' She gave God a stern, it takes a woman to make sense kind of look, and strode out of the room; 'I'm going to talk to mask.' Elvis turned to Trejiuvanat and frowned. God bashfully barked up; 'Look guys I was just saying I think it was a little unfair to try and distract me with an atomic explosion!' He looked awkward and shuffled, stroking his beared. 'He has just melted the board!' Just then Jahled strode into the chamber clutching a surfboard with a large grin spread across his rosy face, 'Hay guys! You're never guess what I...' 'SHUT UP!' God, Elvis and Trejiuvanat yelled together. ...Meanwhile, Dinochick wandered around Heaven shouting 'Mask!' She was surprised to find him sulking up a tree. 'Go away! I'm not comming down untill I get an apology!' He snorted. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PQDiAiESiS4UGdzuyZcbdlWbGrVN63eG1FHKYkvTOkWkOBWpuTh!A4444Wup2pGIAEilXbGPF4z6NvktuLFpQe!W0Cl2GDxl/autumn.jpg?dc=4675415011952543147 Mask, it turned out was actually an elephant!

Go through the list on the original post.... Then read Scathane's posts...

Well I just got General Veers...

Meanwhile on Earth Zoot was playing with his food... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwDeAswS5Fj1ZalEQCIGsPldvpHBfNtyg!suUyEBM*gY1U!hGtMSY9V0UvpichKcBYmo2Jg11p3RRCWknRv5kh5VYBWuvmSc/goldfish.gif?dc=4675414968129709698

Dude, see you at the end of the universe when radiation decays...

...Mask...being the crafty bugger he was had a lap top underneath the table...despite being whiry of the bushy eyebrow constantly twitching in his direction....he observed God mutter as he was unexpectedly sent to jail, and at the same time reach for a can of Fosters that somehow appeared beside Dinochick's bank....Mask felt hollow for a second then let go of of his fears for dweeb's sake...it was only a game of Monopoly! God looked sharply at Mask. Mask kept a perfect expression of indifference as God plucked at the can; 'I don't know how you do it, my masked-friend!' The All-father remarked in a serious, Biblical tone. click...pop...glug...glug...glug... http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/33.jpg

...monky munchies...perhaps

God of course was winning...something about the luck of the dice....he had just created eternity for dweeb's sake...

You fiends!! So you guys make them up as you go along. God damn it! None of us over thirty are going to stand a chance in this world you guys are creating! Fellow past its...we're doomed....

..emmm...hyperspace lanes that make trips through hyperspace QUICKER FOR CAPITAL SHIPS....emmm...you've touched on something Trejiuvanat...emmm....

Aghaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell does that mean dude, it's been bugging me all evening!!!!!

Blast! I guess my newly found English-to-Arabic translating machine doesn't work so well after all. It was meant to read 'Jahled has something seriously wrong with his head.' I'll try Chinese tomorrow. BTW: Zoot has an improbable amount of lives left, because he's a cat and has no concept of keeping count!

IT WORKS!!!! Dude, I could kiss you!!! I had so little to do at work today I went roaming on the internet and desided to see if I could translate my name into Arabic, which quite frankly is one beautiful script to look at! Anyways, two minutes later I found a site, and hay presto! Oh, it translates: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you... Just like it did before! Your name by the way is: تريجيوفانات Cool eh!

The equation is very simple: Major Characters-can't die Minor Characters-can.... That's: Vader/Palpatine and Leia/Solo/Skywalker/Mothma. Poor old Chewie is classed as a minor character....

This link originally appeared in a dark corner of insanity on this site in Animated Gifs; but it's a free internet game based on the bike action in the Walt Disney film, Tron; and is actually pretty darn cool! http://www.cybermonkey.jp/html/game/swron/

Um...err...I wonder if this works: جاهليد يدخل الرئيس بجدية. Ok, Scathane, clever clogs, what have I said above in arabic?