Defender_16

*Rolls on floor screaming* AAGH!! Help me somone! The stupidiy is trying to get into my head!

If I give my revenge a few years I'm a sure a nice size wave will roll in there and take out that island.

A Halo video. Not a flashy Halo 2 video, a Halo 1 video. http://mintz.hushedcasket.com/maptacular-by-insidi0us Ownage was the only thing that seemed to fit for a description of this. Took the guys a year to make off and on. EDIT: Err... let me find the PC video for this. http://halo.bungie.org/news.html?item=14803 News post to choose either WMP9 or QT versions. http://files4.bungie.org/MAPTACULAR.wmv WMP9 direct link. (Warning 97mb, but worth it if you have room.) PS: Does anyone know what this says?

It's also a joke about the NSA Wire tapping scandal. The NSA can't be bothered to ask for a warrant everytime they want to listen in on potential terrorist phone calls. Aparently... http://www.alternet.org/story/30350/ ...Just in case you haven't heard Mad.

I remember Tofu posting this before. Someone commented that it truly was "Vulgar."

Tofu I need your address, because I swore that the next person to post a scremer vid would be beaten to a pulp despite international laws or boundaries.

Try a Link Tofu some people like Mad have never heard of it before. I've known about the comic for years but didn't start reading it until September. This is why I never went back to playing Americas Army... http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060130

It seems it's always over the top these days Mad.

The Vong vs The Imperials? It's fairly easy to find strength for the Empire in a Pro-Imperial timeline. We need to find weaknesses for the rebels, Peace Brigade and Vong to exploit. I'm thinking corrupt Governors...

DOuble post for teh Bump! I'm not letting this die just yet. Keep descussing please. http://www.paralada.org/Estonia_self/Estonia_htm/SWgeekhtm/SWCIII_2005/SWCIIIFr011.jpg I'm might to have to try out Warlords again to see what fighting the Vong is like in the Mod.

Somone was bound to bring it up at some point or another. I'd rather do it myself and get it over with. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/31/international/middleeast/31danish.html What's everyones take on the situation? Yes, It's against Muslim religion to have pictures of ANY worshiped figure. (Something to do with the Ego? I can't remember.) But there are people across half the planet screaming at a govenment to appoligise over something an independant newspaper did. They can't of course, the newspaper did it not the government, so they can't appologise. Protest to the newspaper or something, don't burn down the country's embassy. I was wondering, these comics came out in September, why has it takien until now for there to be a global response? And what a response! The news paper has appologised by the way but things are still getting worse.

No one was taking any chances with Tofu. He was a known force user. How exatly he had turned wasn't important right now. What was important was that he cause no harm to the base or it's inhabitants. If he was disoriented at first so much the better. He was strapped down to a table in an interrogation room. It was designed to Imperial specifications so if the need arose it could be vented of atmosphere. Behind heavy plate shielding in the next room was the ysalamiri. The only one on the base aparrently. The room on the side of the interrogation chamber opposite the ysalamiri was filled with carefully labeled holding racks containing drugs and chemicals. There were many diffrent kinds of truth serum. An Imperial one, an old Cold War era Russian one, and others. One of the more interesting drugs caused the recipient to feel as if they had been set on fire and were being left to slowly burn... Now that's an interesting one Thought Defender, looking through files on the diffrient drugs. I'm sure I can think of a few people to use that one on. He shook his head and tried to get back on track. They didn't know weather Tofu had been acting of his own accord or not yet. Best to find that out first before resorting to the harsher stuff.

North Dakota Found To Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27654 US Troops debate Iraq exit strategy. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43693 EDIT:And more... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44892 Rofl EDIT2: Brilliant! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014

Uugh... Tofu! Ever think of creating an Albinoblacksheep thread instead of a half dozen seprate ones?

Oh... man, I didn't bother posting this last month because I thought somone had already put it up. *Slaps forehead* Atleast I *Spoiler!* get to see Chuck Norris killed again.

If you wanted to see the largest protracted battle in the history of the game so far unfold at Caiger Mall, that might be motivation. There's something like 2000 Humans Camping the mall and outbuildings with a roughly equal sized mob of zombies starting to lay seige. The zombies have rallied and have been carrying out a "Mall Tour" for the past month. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mall_Tour_'06 With the objective to "to remove the Malls from fleshy hands, and to add a little proper fear of Zmobies back into Malton" They've hit every mall on the map so far. (The wiped out the mall nearest me before I even realised it. There were just two days where there was a LOT of zombies arround then they tapered off.) Half the malls have already been retaken and fortified by the humans. Only Caiger Mall is left. Sitrep: 03/02/06, 0741 hours "There are now over two hundred and fifty undead attacking the Hearn Building to the south, and another twenty or so attacking the NT building to the west. The rest of the mall is surrounded in a weak cordon of zombies. If you're planning to run, now's your last chance..." -- Crane ; Level 27 Lone Gunman. [edit]Sitrep: 03/02/06, 1705 hours "I've based myself in the warehouse behind Caiger Mall, lacking the free-running skills that's displayed by many of my fellow survivors. In a failed attempt to improve my combat skill I was trapped outside when the barricades were strengthened before I could get back in, exhorted I was over run by the living dead. Fortunately I was soon revived by a passing survivor. Report filed lying on my back in pain, near Caiger Mall." -- Dr Autonomous Smith; Level 2 Scientist. http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e213/zmobie42/mall_tour.gif

To start off with you go here and click the Create a character button. http://www.urbandead.com/ It's very simple to sign up for, you don't even need to give an e-mail address. (Of course then they cant send you the password if you forget it.) For those starting off (like you Tofu) you want to be careful what class you pick. (If you go with Zombie I'm not even going to help you. ) http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Category:Character_classes *Civillian http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Civilian -Cop (Decent starting equipment) -Firefighter (Best endurance class) -Consumer *Military http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Military -Private (Decent but relies too heavily on finding ammo) -Medic -Scout (Starts with the valuable "Free Running" skill) *Scientist http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Scientist -NecroTech Lab Assistant ( -Doctor (Not good for somone just starting out) *Zombie -Corpse (Has better hit ratio then a new zombie)

Would this fit better under the joke thread or the owned thread? You decide. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17644830-13762,00.html

What's your contact in game so I can test out my Mobile phone? I tend to hang out within 25AP's distance of Penny Heights because I know where the revive point is. Cole Weston if you run into me. Up to level 8.

I was wondering if anyone else on the Rebellion forums played Urban Dead. The Zombie RPG. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_Dead EDIT: In other news... http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17649225-13762,00.html

Facinating.

PZOWNED! Gah! It punched me!

In Canada the question tend's to be "What'd you hit?" Moose, Other car, Drunk Pedestrian, Deer, Traffic light, Tree, Large Tree, Rock Face, 18 Wheeler, Double Tractor Trailer, Multiple Deer, Parked vehicle, Carport, House, Stopped Police Cruiser, Freeway divider, Sports Car that somone is driving in with 2 feet of snow on the ground, rock garden, wooden guardrail, Coke Truck, etc. http://www.lanl.gov/orgs/pa/newsbulletin/images/Coke_accident.jpg (Or would this go in owned?)

Obiwan: Great, now I have to teach the other one instead. Oh well.