Defender_16

Hows everyone's teams doing?

I'm beginning to more easily forsee the Corporate War of 'Cyberpunk 2020.'

There were (I would estimate) aproximately 250k Chinese tourists from other parts of the country visiting Tienamen Squate and the Forbidden City the day I went there. The school organised bus tours... *Shudders* My sis: Bro, I'm drowning in school kids. The part of the Great Wall we were supposed to go see was on the other side of a 4 hour tourist related traffic jam. So everyone on the bus voted to go see another part of the wall.

It'd be great if it were to be moved. Since it hasn't done so yet let's just keep thing going Eh? It took some time but Tofu finally came arround again. The overdose hadn't killed him but was enough to knock him out for some thine. He was furious when he woke up of course. "I told him I'd talk when I got my replacement limbs! Did he try to poison me?" Fire burned in his eyes. What would have made a dangerous darkside power source was rendered usless by the small creature in the roon next door. "No. He tried to give you more truth serum. Obviously thought it'd loosen you up enough to just start spouting off anything at all about FURBALL. He doen't know enough about medicine though. Used the wrong type of serum. If he'd used a booster of some kind instead it would have had the intended effect." "So where are my new limbs?" Tofu asked cracking a grin that still seemed tinged with menace. "I took the time to do a full physical on you while you were out. The limbs are next door, already sized. You just need to give me a reason to hand then over before I do so. The combat ready limbs haven't been made yet so don't even think of trying anything once you're first equipped." "Fine. Legs first." "A name." "Triton." With that Defender walked into a neighbouring room and came back with a pair of padded artifical legs looking as though they were intended for a civillian. "Here." Said Def and helped put the legs in place. "Now, more of it."

Went there for a few weeks early last year. My Father worked there for a little over a year helping to organise a production line and weed out any people they shouldn't have hired in the first place. Got to visit Bejing, Shanghai, and Xian (Shee-an). The digital pictures we took got split up so I only have the ones of Shanghai and the Maglev train.

Enough people still support the party in China that it keeps the others silent. All it takes is one person to keep a decent sized group under surveillance. I gotta say though: Lack of street crime. Seriously I felt less safe walking through most areas of Ottawa than in nearly any place in China. ( Just watch your wallet is all. No chance of getting mugged, just pickpocketed. ) I always thought Yahoo was Evil anyways.

Must... post... more... animations... http://lolzing.com/albums/GIFsMthruZ/Torowned.gif

Did you say Amarillo? http://media.putfile.com/way_to_armadillo *Goes into hiding to avoid thrown objects.*

They do allow direct linking on that site. BTW!! Lots of bad stuff on that site for those of you who arn't old enough. You know who you are.

Wow! That's almost as many droids at this clone trooper takes out! http://lolzing.com/albums/GIFsMthruZ/Starwarscloned.gif

A forum ususally crashes when I approach near 1000 posts. Back on topic... sort of. http://lolzing.com/gallery/GIFsMthruZ/What_Really_Happend

I think the title needs some strings leading from it to make it more obvious from the beginning. Moving on... http://lolzing.com/albums/GIFsMthruZ/ohnoyoudidnt.gif http://lolzing.com/albums/GIFsMthruZ/prayerassault.gif

"No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country." - George S. Patton, General

It's the Hilarity thread... and people started posting comics, So... I figured I'd post Star Wars related comics... which happened to be funny. And what's wrong with PA? http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20050112h.jpg EDIT: Muahahahaha!! The one I've really been looking for. http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041129l.jpg

http://www.penny-arcade.com/ Penny Arcade which has been arround since... forever. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_Arcade_(comic) EDIT: Here we go! http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2003/20030723h.gif Star Wars: The super dupder extra special edition http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/09/22

Don't put words in my mouth Tofu. I said that it isn't taught about at some schools. I didn't say 'Tofu you suck at school.'

He lost most of his memories when he took a lightsaber through the head and clinically died. He'd had a chip implanted in his brain when he was little that allowed him better mental control than somone of the same age normally would. When he 'died' his mother put his body in stasis and with the help of medical droids implanted increasingly sophisticated augmentation devices to assist in taking over the lost sections of the brain. Unfortunately Irek came out of stasis early due to groundquake damage from the Vong attack on Coruscant. He killed his mother and escaped the facility to wreak havoc on the city. When he escaped he was missing almost all of the special programming that would have been transferred into the expanded implants. Artificial memory, personality algorithims, light saber techniques, communication, higher level judgement. And his physical attributes wern't quite up to what the 'finished' stage would have been. Despite all of this he was still incredibly powerful. EDIT: I did it again didn't I? I killed a thread.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20050502l.jpg (Still trying to find their KOTOR comics.)

20° in the shade is cold here... in the summer time when it normally gets up to +30. (In 2003 it got up to 40° here. ) 14° is nice once youve acclimatized to -10° winter conditions.

http://www.fanzone50.com/faves/AlanR-RobinHood.jpg "Locksley, I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!"

Sorry, I forgot some things arn't taught in school. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0553296981/102-3535313-8246543?v=glance&n=283155 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Frank and http://www.haaretzdaily.com/hasen/spages/678639.html ( Hmm... is anyone else starting to get the creeping sensation of a massive Holy war approaching? ) [side note: My grandmother and great-grandmother hid a Jewish family durring the war. German soldiers stormed the farmhouse one day before they could all get back into hiding. The one girl who survived lives in ThunderBay and still writes to my Grandmother. ]

You saw that one too eh?

GaagjghSH!! -eerrk! *Heart stops* Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Medic: "Clear!" *THUMMPH* Beep-beep...Beep-beep...Beep-beep...Beep-beep...

Wow... Cartoon of Anne Frank in bed with Hitler... Y'know cause things wern't bad enough before.

Florida was warm by my standards in the middle of Febuary. What the locals were probably saying: "Why are those people wearing shorts and T-shirts? It's cold out!" (14 degrees C)