DarthTofu

Okay, this isn't trying to be a stupid American (it comes naturally) but I've always wondered- how in the world do you play Cricket? I know that you have bats, a red ball that you hit, and, I think, bases, making it sort of like baseball, only not really. Anyone care to explain what exactly it is? I'm too lazy to go to google and read up on the non-laymen's version.

Hold on- we have a bunch of computer geniuses here that can fully animate a Star Destroyer blowing the crap out of a Mon Cal cruiser, and yet no one can forge Lucas's signature with a computer?

We tried that with my mom (Terminator). The conversation went something like this My mom: Hello? Terminator: I'm looking for Shaun Conner My mom: I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number. Terminator: You're right. YOu're not the one I want. I'm wasting my time. There are 27 hours and 32 minutes to the destruction of Earth. Or something like that.

I dunno, force lightning could be natural. Supposedly the force is everything/ all living things, correct? Well, suppose that there are microbacteria in the air- in causing them to release the appropriate nitrogen gases, you could create a force lightning... Though that begs two questions. 1: Do I know what I'm talking about, or am I remembering something else? 2: Why the hell would you shoot it out of your fingers if you could use microorganisms?

I'm not sure number two is going to work- we're looking at the equivelant of the "HOt Coffee" mod level law suits, here. As for who we write/call, hey I posted some addresses and numbers. And you could get a job with Lucas Arts to steal it.

Prank phone calls are at their best if you go Ebaum's world and get celebrity vocie overs- there's a great one on there of Michael Jackson vs. a Fox news guy

I force-feed them pop rocks and Cocoa Cola (Just for the thrill of it! Just for the chill of it! Coke!) and watch as their stomach explodes that way. Then I beat the cruelty to animal people off with a sharpened stick and a cheese sandwhich!

If you can get it for $9 then just buy a copy and mail it to those who need it, then have them reimberce you $10 or something.

Oh. I feel really stupid now...

They didn't always explode- sometimes they just fell down. What bothered me was that they each had their own seperate vehicle and that there was never an episode where they just used the vehicles: They always used the giant Robot formation.

Unless someone says "Hey, where did you get a talking suitcase that whispers answers to you?" Then again, I suppose you could just say that their scyzoophrenic and are hearing voices from suitcases.

No, the trick is to find a way to put sulphuric acid in the bottle for your enemies and spray them with a liberal dossage

Lucas vs the Wookie would be okay, but then there's one issue- armpits are rather convenient for carrying corpses away so... But Lucas really made the land before time? That's scary- I think he did a better casting job with those movies than Star Wars Honestly, hayden Christianson vs. whoever does any Dinosaur's voice: The Dinosaur wins by default.

...and a new one would cost 50 bucks. Gotcha.

lol, it was always fun watching them run to the other end of the screen to emphasize being hit by the giant monster or whatever, and then yell "hiya!" as they hit the guys running around on the Z's. But apparentl this was a bad enough show to resourt to murder.

To narrow it down some, any programs invented in the last seven years can be ruled out: Remember, this is an old game.

The original show for kids five and under- wait a second, I watched it when I was seven! I broke the law! But yeah, I think he was an extra on the show.

Don't be too sure- you can still do prison time for an offensive enough crime, like, say, murder. Or pissing George Lucas off, him having billions of dollars from his two crappy movies and a number of crappy, over-priced games.

I live in close proximatey to an airforce base... If I didn't live on the wrong side of the U.S. I would assist in an air strike... Figure I can get a B-2 or an F-16. jump jet, Tomcat, Black Hawk... You know, the works. Only problem would be learning to fly them /me opens 'Learning to Fly High-jacked fighter planes for Dummies' "step one: turn the ignition key to start up the airplane. Check. Step two: Get out of the cockpit and run like hell to the next fighter. Check. Step Three: Repeat steps one through three. Not so sure I want to do a check on that. Step Four: Hah, terrorist scumb, you have been apprehened by the United States Military! Aww, crap."

lol, we were at my friend's party one time and this one guy had a girlfriend that he really hated, so he gave us his cell phone when she called, and we all did voices. Itchaboo the terrorist picked up, Shamus O'mally (Me) also answered, someone pretended he was a black mafia owner (She actually believed him), and then a few other people were just themselves. It was so funny, and it went on 'till, like, midnight.

Anyone else here the news story that a former child actor from "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers" is being charged with murder, hijacking a yaght, tying the owners to the anchor and throwing them overboard? Aside from the whole killing part, I found this kinda funny. I don't know which ranger he was.

It's in English of course! Jeeze, what kind of people would speak a lagnuage like C++...

To be honest, I've never actually used it before. my sister did it all from web sites that I don't know what or where they are on the Internet. THis is just what she explained to me, so, yeah.

Huh? You, umm, oh. Didn't think anyone actually was, that was just covering my ass. But you- you are?

that was good. I really ought to try that phone one- people think that our number is domino's all the time.apparently zero and nine keys on a phone are easy to screw up.