DarthTofu

Discussion of the demo, essnetially our likes and dislikes of the game. I tried it out and the only thing that really annoyed me was A) The redundancy of commands and B) the fact that you can't elevate or lower ships in space combat... Mind you I'm only on the fifth tutorial, so I don't know everything yet, but so far it looks pretty kick A to me.

WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?1/1/1/1/1/1/ *Begins to breath heavily from screaming* EEH UHH EEH UHH EEH UHH!!!!!!1 Now can someone please tell me what the riddle is, here?

I've read a couple but not nearly all of them. I finished Star by Star and beyond that Behind Enemy Lines, but nothing more

nice!

Tofu glanced at the long stream of numbers and recognized them, though he wasn't sure as to what they were. It didn't matter seeing as they were innacurate. He had done the Math himself, figured out the moon's circuit and pathway and knew exactly where it would be when. It was increadible what one could do with a sheet of paper or two and a gigantic NASA telescope. Glancing at the second program, his hacker program, he noted its progress. The first five digits of an eighteen digit encryption had been cracked and were displayed to him. Usually people would put a word, or something with some form of significance in a password, but in this case it wasn't as simple as the "ABC123" variety. The numbers and letters seemed to be random, almost impossible to memorize unless you knew a code to crack them. Anyone working on something of high security knew not to make something terribly easy to crack, yet at the same time not to make a hard copy of it to help remember it. Either whoever had shut him out had been doing so in haste and therfor not attempting to remember the encryption, simply making it hard to crack which would be foolish, the encryption did have some lost significance, or it was a Trojan horse designed to throw him off the trail as the numbers currently being fed to him clearly were. Thus with the ability to make mission control take place from Cape Canaveral it was necessary to rerout it to a new location manually which had not already been braced with enough security to crush an elephant. Currently China and Russia posessed flight-control technologies, and of the two Russia would be considerably easier to steal from what with there being far fewer people there to note a figure appearing. That meant that it would have to be China seeing as the unnexpected was to be expected and it was already unexpected for Zoot to head after new flight control technology and it would be even more unexpected for someone to expect them to take the even more unexpected route of stealing from China. Tofu stopped. His head was beginning to hurt from thinking too hard about a bit too much. So, if it was to be China a tremendous amount of power would be necessary to keep that many people from noticing their technologys being stolen, far beyond Tofu's capabilities. He activated the hologram and knelt before it, a towering green figure standing before him enlarged to many times his normal size. "My master..." Tofu spoke, "I require your assistance in this matter..." Will Tofu stay on the dark side? Will he suddenly desert Zoot in a last-minute ditch and save his former comrads? Find out eventually in another exciting post on: Star Wars Rebellion Forums!!1

Its always fun to point and laugh at drunk people. In essense and clean english what did it say?

Haven't they been doing the panda cam for over a decade now, or something? I remember watching it at about age seven way back in 1999 and it being kind of old then...

I know dinochick's forums which I believe to be Coruscant on line have it, too. I just have google toolbar at home. Unfortunately I hav luts ov spellig eirs at skool wifowt it!

Wha? id I miss something that got deleted?

hadn't Mr Teron, hadn't Funny that you should leave out the period between "Mr", and "Teron" Jahled. Funny that you forget to put Mr. in front of Mr. Jahled's name. Funny we should all continue spamming this thread with nothing related to the original topic at all.

So, yeah, bringing this back to life, I think I'll be able to make my card come this following Tuesday... Think being the key word there... May take some experimenting to make it look awesome-esque

Jeez, if we're gonna discuss this stuff, let's make a thread for it!

Alrighty, then. To bring this back, I have some poetry by Ogden Nash: Love under the Republicans (Or Democrats) Come live with me and be my love And we will all the pleasures prove Of a marriage conducted with economy In the Twentieth Century Anno Donomy. We'll live in a dear little walk-up flat With practical room to swing a cat And a potted cactus to give it hauter And a bathtub equipped with dark brown water. We'll eat, without undue discouragement Foods low in cost but high in nouragment Amd quaff wth pleasure, whle chatting whittily, The peculiar wine of Little Italy. We'll remind each other it's smart to be thrifty And buy our clothes for something-fifty. We'll stand in line on holidays For seat at unpopular matinees, And every Sunday we'll have a lark And take a walk in Central Park. And one of these days not too remote I'll probably up and cut your throat Ah... Gotta hate poetry, Gotta love Ogden nash...

...except that the pitchers throw at around 75-85 miles an hour usually and these things are designed to take that kind of punishment...

Unless we're Scath... Or Jahled, apparently... Or have the 'spell check' button at our disposal...

I'm thinking of a three letter word that starts with "C" and ends with "P". The word is: CUP!!! Baseball players wear something called a cup which is rated to survive such pitches and fast balls and keep their balls from being blown to oblvion. Honestly...

If I could convince my mike to work I would be more than happy to give you lots of insults to listen to...

Edipus Rex? It was a Greek classic. I can't believe you haven't had to read it for an English class yet! Mind you I only know about it because my older siblings both had to and I had to learn about it in Greek culture for World History, but still... Its a play on words. Edipus is the dog and wrecks is like Rex which is also a dogs name.

Hah! I saw that last one before when i was in the process of making crazybantha.com... Too bad the site was never launched...

Ouch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aF8Gq4-iiw This is why I don't play soccer... British people are apparently very bad-ass soccer players...

DarthTofu looked upon the space shuttle sitting on its launch pad. A momentary spasm passed through him, a cry of pain and anguish almost escaping his lips, but within a second he was calm, cool, and composed again. Zoot had been displeased with his failure, but was forgiving enough to propher another task. A fleet was needed for Zoot's attack, thus the need to adapt these space shuttles. Zoot, genius that he was, had adapted Tofu to the point where such tasks were possible, and with a simple lfick of his hand he had control over nearly everyone in the vacinity, forcing them to modify and create. The newer model shuttles would be next to useless even when they were completed, but they would be able to reach the International Space Station with their materials that much faster, and then begin to convert it to a ship building vicinity. Nearby the Appolo and Mercury rockets were re-fueled, packs of napalm inserted into their tips. These rockets could make it to the moon or farther, something Zoot knew and was prepared to take full advantage of. In their current state these rockets had little by way of guidance system due to a perplexing and seemingly un-breakable code that was sending the flight information to Huston Texas. Texas... Tex... DarthTex.... another spasm shook Tofu, this time a horse yell escaping his lips before the jaw clamped down and his eyes blazed with yellow light. A sith lord and servant of Zoot- that was what he had become. None could challenge him anymore- none could dare to! They may be faster, have some more expertise in different areas, but he was nigh invincable! He smiled to himself... Yes, this would be a difficult battle... But victory would be all the sweeter for it. The small voice continued to yell hoarsly within his head. Tofu smiled all the wider for it.

I heard that one once, except supposedly its the new guy in prison. Picked it up in Cuba off a couple of Navy guys... As for your riddle, why doesn't the old man go outside, flip all of the light switches and go back in? Or else hotwire the lights? ... I got nothing joke-wise. You have all exhausted my store to the point of pitiful 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes... Though here's one with a good pun: What is the name of a junkyard run by a Greek dog? Edipus Wrecks! *Burtsts out laughing and rolls about on the floor*

Oh... I was really confused when I finished the video because I had seen your quote, yet not heard those words...

The power that is Zoot compells you. I stand before you, changed and enhanced by Zoot! I have become a master! I am more powerful than any who dare challenge me! You shall burn and I shall laugh! My cup shall run over with your blood and all will parish. Now FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!! Lightning shot from Tofu's hands, burning the air around him, heading straight for-YOU!

Meh, its a bad rip off of the pengu series. Try http://www.technetguru.net to get the full pengu series that that game is based on.