DarthTofu

I'm... Not... Stu...pid... I'm... spe...cial! (I'm not making fun of the mentally diseased, chill)... We kinda figured he didn't eat that stuff- its way too high in fructose and far too low in fiber to even consider eating!

Hey, isn't that the loading screen from Streets of Sim City? Oh, wait a sec, I'm in Texas missing both of my arms and legs and being saved by Jedi Shaft. Nevermind. I didn't write this. I was never here

No, actually, its because the Sahara desert has sub-zero temperatures in those time periods. It quite literally snows and can cause hypothermia and what-not. Imagine being lost in the Sahara and discovering a body with frostbite that died of dehydration lying in a spot full of snow! @Scath- Incredibly enough I told your riddle to a friend at school and she got it first time through in no time flat. She apparently didn't even notice that the pattern was going in halves and only saw the spelling side of it. Bloody impressive. Some of my other friends were ripping out their hair in frustration... And still nobody has an answer to my riddle. So I'll go ahead and say it: The answer really is in the riddle. Its written in black at the very end- you have to highlight it! I know, that was low of me to give you that misleading clue, but... Yeah. If you can't get it, are bad at riddles, or just really want the answer, highlight the original riddle. Now then, a new one in poetry form to be stated by a male whilst indicating a male portrait on the wall: Brothers and sisters have I none But this person's father Is my father's son. Who is the portrait of?

"Stop this rhyming, I really mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" -The Princes Bride Now its just getting out of hand. "I'm sure we can avoid scurvy if we each just eat an orange" "Umm... Er... Door hinge?" "No." "Well, what now?" "I dunno... I guess the song's over." "Well then, back to work!" "Well, gee, now I feel kinda bad..." -The pirate song

... I understood that... I actually understood that, could take the time to read it, and not want to rip my brains out of my head from boredom and confusion... *Hugs valerina* thank you! ... Though I was going to mention that I think most tubers are actually related- as matter of fact its theorized that brustle sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, letuce, and I think turnips are all related- not what you'd expect, eh? I think cabbage is the common ancestor, but it could be broccoli... Or possibly some other vegetable... I'll have to get my Bio textbook out and look it up some time...

Hehe... Next time I go to California I'll have to get something ridiculously huge like that... Me and a couple of other teenagers could easily tackle a 100x100. Hell, just eating the meat I could plow my way through at least twenty of those things... And if I was hungry, well, let's just say you'd stay out of my way I love having a huge metabolism!

Mad, we need to find a way to forcibly remove you and Scath from Wikipedia...

After playing the demo I have to say that Rebellion is looking better and better each day...

Yeah, but you'll drink to any occasion or thought, so it really doesn't count for much So, yes, this has turned into Hayden bashing... I'm sure that if he were here he would tell us how resentful he is of our attitude toward him... in a monotone.

... I'm pretty sure that slumber meant forums all over teh intraweb.

Earlier that same day suring the Stupidity engagement Half of Tofu wanted to cry out with joy over this sudden change in events- the Star Destroyer's being captured and half of him being removed, the half full of hatred that served Zoot. The half full of hatred was, well, full of hatred, and very much wanted to live. As the Stupidity buckled from multiple tractor beams locking onto it, the evil half began to fire turbolaser batteries and ion cannons through the force. They were relatively useless now seeing as something like 63% of the power had been cut out from the ship's power, but he was still pleased to see the lights darken on the moon base and at least one ion cannon explode in an impressive fireball. It didn't really make a differance, though. As the ship buckled from ion cannon blasts Tofu armed the nuclear warheads located throughout the ship. While not enough by any means to burst through the shields protecting the moon base they were more than capable of denying his enemies the ship. Swinging into an escape pod Tofu watched as the ship moved closer and closer to the moon base, pieces of plating flying off from the violent attacks of changed particles that short circuited it and blew sparks from electrical equipment around. Finally it exploded, the moon base's shields glowed bright blue for a moment, came dangerously close to faltering, and then came back on line, brighter than before as power was diverted to them. It didn't matter. Tofu had escaped, that was all that mattered to him. _____________________________________________ When the escape pod struck the ground it did so hard and fast, jarring its occupant. As Tofu reached to open the door and escape the fast building heat in the pod his hand refused to move. The small voice that had always been screaming had taken a new quality to it. Rather than whining it now fought. Tofu's eyes blazed bright yellow and the pod was rent in two as Tofu suffered the same fate. The Zoot half flew one way, taking with it the replacement limbs Zoot had provided. Meanwhile the other half, the original Tofu, flew away limbless and next to senseless. Snarling, the better equiped half ignited his lightsaber with a snap hiss. Bringing it up as one would an executioner's axe he swung it down with all the authority of fate itself, prepared to bisect Tofu and decapitate him even further. The blade never struck. Instead it encountered another one glowing with an array of neon colors that had swept into its path. Looking over the original Tofu could see a pair of platform shoes followed up into 80s style pants. As he looked up he noticed that a theme song was growing louder all the while, and when he finally got past the Tye-dye Jedi robes to the face and gigantic afro, thousands of women cried out, "Its Jedi Shaft!" (Note: If you're going WTF right now, check one of the old topics in general discussion about lightsaber colors. Tex made Jedi Shaft up, I just stole him and the tye dye robes and multi-colored lightsaber )

Defender, all I can say is this: Why in the world would you take an optional history class rather than, say, woodshop, or band or something? History has always bored me to tears (No, really, my World Cultures book is covered with tears... Or actually it might be drool from when I fell asleep... I dunno ) @DinoChick: I'm sorry that your dog died.

All I can do is ask what auto CAD system you're using... I have no clue how to do that with AutoCAD 2005, though I could probably do something just as cool (If not cooler looking) in Auto CAD inventor... Assuming that I'm given a couple of weaks and some ****ing spare time, already... Still, very cool looking. I'll have to get to work on my airplane in AutoCAD just so that I can say I made something as cool as ya!

Told ya so... But would you listen to me? N()()00OOOoooo.... *Shakes head*...

perhaps... Steven Wright pwns you for being funny. "I have a pair of pants just like these... 'cept that their red... With green stripes... and they're shorts..."

Not exactly the nicest greeting ever, Evaders... Welcome, slumbersix. Enjoy our little community.

Mitth, are you high or something?

evil clown... Come on, that one was funny, you have to admit it!

I found another joke in reader's digest that is garunteed to make you all groan! (BTW, the answer really isin the riddle... Though just looking won't help ) Anyways: Feeling horrible, and alligator goes to the veteranarian. When asked what's wrong he replies that he is having difficulty hunting and getting motivated. The doctor nods and hands him some pills which he says are very similar to viagra. Surprised, the gator says, "Woah, doc, it ain't that kind of problem! Why are you giving me these?" The doctor replies, "Well, its very simple. You see, you have a reptile dissfunction." *Falls on the floor laughing*

... wtf? So confused...

Damn... I vote for that one as our official slogan or something.... Just... Damn!

Woah, there, killer! We're not about to go dissing the Middle Easterners, here! In my opinion (And I know this will raise controversy, though that isn't the intent) Al Quida isn't really evil so much as missguided. Niether were the bombers who took out the World Trade Centers on 9/11. Let me explain my feelings on this before you guys condem me, here! They were essentially following their own belief system. They believed that in doing this they could change America, convert thousands to their religion and perhaps save these people from eternal damnation. They believed that this was their ruler's will and that it had to be carried out and that nothing could be wrong with it, for he had created the world. Lots of times we will find that those we would believe evil are missguided. I am in no way shape or form saying that the actions of 9/11 or of Al Quida have been good at all! Quite the contrary- they slaughtered thousands of innocents and military personel! On the other hand, I feel that perhaps if we could analyze how they have to be feeling as they go through this we can more closely understand why they feel it is necessary that they do so. BTW, ToguroAni, this qualifies as a short post- it doesn't take up half of the page

Ah, l33t, Br34(kf457 of (h4mp10n5! (IE Breakfast of Champions... In my form of l337, that is!)

*Groans* Should've seen that! Anyway, here's my riddle again: What herb will heal all non-lethal wounds? thyme As in everyone else's case, the answer is in the riddle, though not in the way you might be expecting it to be.

... And Anakin, in being the 'one who would bring balance to the force' is ridiculously gifted in it and can absorbe energy and the like. Note that in episode three Obi is sweating his face off where Anakin isn't really sweating at all- why? Because Anakin can absorbe the heat from the fire... Okay, actually I don't know that for sure, but still... Maybe I'm just too much of a Stackpole fan, but I like my idea that Vader just absorbed it. Where the Empire was stingy I can't help but think the Republic would have spent more dough to protect people, IE Jedi, from getting shot with a blaster... Then again, won't Mandalorian armor stop a blaster shot? Research may be required...